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#8421 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 11:00 PM

Just saw Spectral, a Netflix scifi movie about a group of special forces that have to fight...something. Pretty damn decent movie if you ask me. It's got a great premise, a fucking scary, so-much-so-I'm-glad-it's-totally-impossible, as fuck villain. And awesome scifi technology.

There is one point in the movie where I went; "Da fuck is this shit?" But I guess it sort of works, it's just so...McGuyver-esque you wouldn't believe it.
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Posted 11 December 2016 - 10:11 AM

Arrival is amazing. Best movie experience of 2016 without a doubt.
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Posted 11 December 2016 - 11:00 AM

Just watched 'Hunt for the Wilderpeople'. Really good show. Nice, funny, well acted, written, directed, shot etc. Of course one of the uncredited best supporting characters was the NZ scenery.

And nary a Hobbit in sight.

Well, except for the short fat kid.

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Posted 11 December 2016 - 11:07 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 11 December 2016 - 10:11 AM, said:

Arrival is amazing. Best movie experience of 2016 without a doubt.

Indeed, Arrival blew me away. Did not see the revelation coming, and the implications of it make my brain hurt, but a brilliantly told story.
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Posted 11 December 2016 - 08:24 PM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 11 December 2016 - 11:00 AM, said:

Just watched 'Hunt for the Wilderpeople'. Really good show. Nice, funny, well acted, written, directed, shot etc. Of course one of the uncredited best supporting characters was the NZ scenery.

And nary a Hobbit in sight.

Well, except for the short fat kid.

"Stungray" :p

Nine choice bros out of tin.


Really enjoyed it as well. It's a really feel good story that's also surprisingly well written.
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Posted 13 December 2016 - 04:03 PM

Watched John Wick yesterday. Certainly not the worst Keanu movie, but not worthy of a sequel in any way.
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Posted 13 December 2016 - 07:17 PM

View PostTapper, on 13 December 2016 - 04:03 PM, said:

Watched John Wick yesterday. Certainly not the worst Keanu movie, but not worthy of a sequel in any way.



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Posted 13 December 2016 - 07:34 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 13 December 2016 - 07:17 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 13 December 2016 - 04:03 PM, said:

Watched John Wick yesterday. Certainly not the worst Keanu movie, but not worthy of a sequel in any way.


:p


I think that's the most offensive thing I have heard in a while.
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Posted 13 December 2016 - 08:02 PM

The sequel to John Wick is Keanu.
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Posted 14 December 2016 - 04:49 PM

Full DUNKIRK trailer.

Looks really solid!


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Posted 14 December 2016 - 10:58 PM

I watched Bad Moms. Big disappointment. Zero belly laughs, maybe 3 or 4 chuckles. This movie has no patience for anything, and while I was expecting a formulaic movie buoyed by charm, this one skips most of the steps in the formula for unearned payoffs over and over, and drowns charm in a bucket. There's some potentially good performances: Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Bell, and David Walton all do their best, but nothing coulda saved this horrible script. Also this movie might hold the record for pop music cues, there was seriously one after another after another, worse than any 'teen' movie I've ever seen. During the closing credits there are some side-by-side interviews with the actors and their real moms, and that was by far the best part of the movie.
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Posted 15 December 2016 - 12:08 AM

Mark Wahlberg movies don't need trailers. Just picture him standing there in a costume/uniform, a pained expression & breathing heavy, with dirt or ash on his face.
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Posted 15 December 2016 - 02:13 AM

View Postdeath rattle, on 14 December 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

I watched Bad Moms. Big disappointment. Zero belly laughs, maybe 3 or 4 chuckles. This movie has no patience for anything, and while I was expecting a formulaic movie buoyed by charm, this one skips most of the steps in the formula for unearned payoffs over and over, and drowns charm in a bucket. There's some potentially good performances: Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Bell, and David Walton all do their best, but nothing coulda saved this horrible script. Also this movie might hold the record for pop music cues, there was seriously one after another after another, worse than any 'teen' movie I've ever seen. During the closing credits there are some side-by-side interviews with the actors and their real moms, and that was by far the best part of the movie.


This was the funniest movie my wife and I have seen since the original hangover.

Maybe you gotta be a parent to find it funny? We belly laughed through the whole thing. The grocery store scene and the dildo hoodie scene were our favourites. I was near in tears for parts of it.

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 02:41 AM

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 06:09 AM

View PostBriar King, on 14 December 2016 - 11:59 PM, said:

Ole Marky Mark is back at it on American disaster films. Patriots Day is next on list. Phone is being dumb again so no trailer


This trailer is bad.



This trailer looks like an add for the TSA and Homeland Intelligence.



It's a film on the Boston Bombing from 2013.

I think this film looks sickeningly patriotic and romantic, twisting real world events into a campaign advocating fear, abuse of power and just a tiny smidge of fascism, where the guys in uniform, waving the flag is the only one who can protect you from the Muslims and the foreigners.

Much like the 9/11 movie and the Deepwater Horizon film, this film seems in poor taste.

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 05:37 PM

Wow, you should read the comments on youtube for that trailer. Both scary and hilarious at the same time.
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Posted 17 December 2016 - 01:47 PM

I just watched the first Die Hard movie for the first time.

I approve.
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Posted 17 December 2016 - 01:51 PM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 17 December 2016 - 01:47 PM, said:

I just watched the first Die Hard movie for the first time.

I approve.



Awesome.

So, a discussion i had the other day with my friends and i'd like to know what someone seeing it for the first time thinks.

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
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Posted 17 December 2016 - 01:54 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 17 December 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 17 December 2016 - 01:47 PM, said:

I just watched the first Die Hard movie for the first time.

I approve.



Awesome.

So, a discussion i had the other day with my friends and i'd like to know what someone seeing it for the first time thinks.

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?




Did you see the sea of burning Christmas tree at the end? Did you see the guy coming to California to see his wife for Christmas? Everyone was saying happy holidays to each other!

If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie then what the fuck is? In fact, Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever. Far better than the mushy feel good crap that's constantly on TV at this time.
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Posted 17 December 2016 - 02:06 PM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 17 December 2016 - 01:54 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 17 December 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 17 December 2016 - 01:47 PM, said:

I just watched the first Die Hard movie for the first time.

I approve.



Awesome.

So, a discussion i had the other day with my friends and i'd like to know what someone seeing it for the first time thinks.

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?




Did you see the sea of burning Christmas tree at the end? Did you see the guy coming to California to see his wife for Christmas? Everyone was saying happy holidays to each other!

If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie then what the fuck is? In fact, Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever. Far better than the mushy feel good crap that's constantly on TV at this time.






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