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#5901 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 03:33 PM

Jack Reacher and Total Recall are the two newest ones I have watched. Both definitely worth it.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 03:35 PM

Dredd was good, I didn't enjoy it at first because I was comparing it to the old one, but as a standalone film it's pretty decent.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 04:01 PM

Wait, in a comparison between ANYTHING and Stallone's Dredd movie, you preferred the latter? See a doctor.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 04:11 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 11 June 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Wait, in a comparison between ANYTHING and Stallone's Dredd movie, you preferred the latter? See a doctor.


Yeah as a kid I enjoyed Judge Dredd. Stallone is a legend, they don't make them like that no more. Stallone, Arnie, Jean Claude, Seagall :p
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 04:14 PM

View PostGanoes Paran, on 11 June 2013 - 04:11 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 11 June 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Wait, in a comparison between ANYTHING and Stallone's Dredd movie, you preferred the latter? See a doctor.


Yeah as a kid I enjoyed Judge Dredd. Stallone is a legend, they don't make them like that no more. Stallone, Arnie, Jean Claude, Seagall :p



Yeah, they make them better. Specifically, they make them Jason Statham.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 05:02 PM

View PostGanoes Paran, on 11 June 2013 - 04:11 PM, said:

Yeah as a kid I enjoyed Judge Dredd. Stallone is a legend


Truth. As much as Stallone's JUDGE DREDD was ridiculous, over-the-top, and at times batshit insane...not to mention ignoring MOST of the source material for Americanization and comedy additions...it still is a guilty pleasure blast to watch. It's right up there with HUDSON HAWK for "so terribly, cheesily bad, it's good" category.

That said. Urban's DREDD is to Stallone's JUDGE DREDD what THE DARK KNIGHT is to BATMAN RETURNS. So you know, there's that.
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 04:36 PM

Went and seen Fast and Furious 6. What a dumb movie. Every time Tyrese Gibson and Ludicris where on screen I wanted to jab a knitting needle into my ears.
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Posted 21 June 2013 - 12:53 PM

View PostMcLovin, on 01 June 2013 - 12:27 PM, said:

For the hell of it, Netflix'd CABIN IN THE WOODS.

Really liked it. Wish I had seen it in the theaters when it came out.


Same. The Unicorn was hilarious. Film totally wasn't what I was expecting, it just got better and better. Like Doomsday. That film is ridiculous, you are just thinking "This film cannot get any cooler?" Then the next scene happens. 8)

Just rewatched Priest on lovefilm as it's on Instant. Film is too good. Paul Bettany and Karl Urban totally kick ass in it. Plus crucifix ninja throwing stars. Needs a long sequel imo.
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Posted 21 June 2013 - 02:34 PM

View PostBAD, on 21 June 2013 - 12:53 PM, said:

View PostMcLovin, on 01 June 2013 - 12:27 PM, said:

For the hell of it, Netflix'd CABIN IN THE WOODS.

Really liked it. Wish I had seen it in the theaters when it came out.


Same. The Unicorn was hilarious. Film totally wasn't what I was expecting, it just got better and better. Like Doomsday. That film is ridiculous, you are just thinking "This film cannot get any cooler?" Then the next scene happens. 8)

Just rewatched Priest on lovefilm as it's on Instant. Film is too good. Paul Bettany and Karl Urban totally kick ass in it. Plus crucifix ninja throwing stars. Needs a long sequel imo.


Wait, Karl Urban is in PRIEST?

Oh man, now i wants to see it!
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Posted 22 June 2013 - 10:18 PM

Hey gang, I just saw This is the End, and I'm not shitting you when I say this is the best movie of the summer (so far), regardless of genre. You must see this movie! It is the first movie in a long while that I found myself laughing out loud. Danny McBride and Michael Cera are ballin!
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 10:03 AM

Seen a few things recently

Superman- Very good superman and apparently going to be a kickstarter for a new 'gritty' DC universe Marvel style films. Unsure whether it will be a culmination film like Avengers or simply linking them all together and padding out the DC universe. Still the film was good with the use of flashbacks throughout being a good way to phase in the origin story.

Epic- A good family style movie very similar to ferngully (which is a cartoon Avatar released in 1992 if you havnt seen it) with solid big name voice acting and very good effects. A good forgettable family adventure

Despicable Me 2- Absolutely brilliant, loved every second of it. The best film experience ive had in ages where I just enjoyed it from start to finish. If you liked the first one then this is just as good if not better. If you didnt like the first one you have no soul ofcourse.

World War Z- (disclaimer: I have recently read WWZ and reread it straight after and so my opinion of it is tainted by it)

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:34 AM

Even with Noland as a producer, I can't see the director of Watchmen and 300 delivering any sort of interesting take on Superman. I'll end up watching it through Netflix when it arrives there at some point, but I'm guessing that it'll be just another Superman movie.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 11:39 AM

Eh...not a huge fan of Superman in general (faaaar too "super", I mean seriously...let's rename him God and be done with it...(alright, so there are things you do with that, and place you can visit in terms of the things he can't do, but still, way OP, and not enough writers capable of delivering on those options)) and I doubt that this movie will be anything revolutionary, but still intend to see it in the cinema, as at the very least it should be an entertaining action movie. :p
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 12:02 PM

View PostJean-Claude Van tiam, on 23 June 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:

World War Z- (disclaimer: I have recently read WWZ and reread it straight after and so my opinion of it is tainted by it)

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Somewhat more on topic I watched some weird french animation movie the other day. Fear(s) of the Dark. Basically a collection of short stories about fears and nightmares written and directed by a few comic book creators. Worth watching if you are in, I dunno, "a weird" mood. Was rated a 12 but it really shouldn't be it was pretty messed up at some points.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

Oh yah, I've seen Fears of the Dark too and it's pretty excellent. I think I liked every single story in it, to one degree or another. It definitely sometimes feels inspired by nightmares (with dream logic) than straightforward scary campfire story fare, but it's effective.
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Posted 23 June 2013 - 09:49 PM

View PostBAD, on 23 June 2013 - 12:02 PM, said:

View PostJean-Claude Van tiam, on 23 June 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:

World War Z- (disclaimer: I have recently read WWZ and reread it straight after and so my opinion of it is tainted by it)

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Somewhat more on topic I watched some weird french animation movie the other day. Fear(s) of the Dark. Basically a collection of short stories about fears and nightmares written and directed by a few comic book creators. Worth watching if you are in, I dunno, "a weird" mood. Was rated a 12 but it really shouldn't be it was pretty messed up at some points.


*shrugs* only mention it as my criticism are mainly where the book differed from the film so thought it was worth mentioning.

As a film other people in my family who hadnt read the book thought it was excellent.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:48 AM

Took the fam to see MONSTERS UNIVERSITY.

Pretty predictable until the end, when the movie suddenly takes itself very seriously. I actually appreciated what they did there.

If you got kids, they'll love it.

Worth seeing for BLUE UMBRELLA, the short that comes at the beginning. Pixar really does know how to find magic in the most random places, and it seems the short format really brings that out in them.
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Posted 27 June 2013 - 06:17 AM

Watched WWZ as a huge fan of the book & while it mostly ignored the source material, I enjoyed it. I went in with low expectations & tried to see it as something separate to the book & I did like it.

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 07:51 AM

Watched Before Midnight. A very good movie. It's nothing but dialogues and discussion, but those are quite brilliant, although I will say that I thought the first half more interesting (also because it was more philosophical and lighter) than the second half.
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Posted 29 June 2013 - 11:59 AM

Watched WORLD WAR Z.

I haven't read the book (not a huge fan of zombie apocalypse stuff - otoh,I loved Justin Cronin's THE PASSAGE so go figure). As a disaster movie thrill ride, the movie works. It just propels you from one setting to another. But ultimately the whole thing is forgettable.

I wonder how hard it was for the scientist zombie in the vault to keep a straight face during those close-ups. Or even Brad Pitt. I couldn't have done it. Bet there's a long outtake reel of that scene.
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