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Ex Machina is really good - even if one doesn't think it's the greatest. I look forwards to your take on it.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 06:47 PM
This looks oddly funny. In a "heh those silly movie makers what will they think of next" sort of way. Watching it I had this dawning realization that I have reached the age where I am on the "adults" side of this dispute. I mean seriously, it's a school night. They should be studying.
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 06:55 PM
Apt, on 19 January 2016 - 06:47 PM, said:
This looks oddly funny. In a "heh those silly movie makers what will they think of next" sort of way. Watching it I had this dawning realization that I have reached the age where I am on the "adults" side of this dispute. I mean seriously, it's a school night. They should be studying.
I'm impressed that someone thought the "booby trap throws Seth Rogen against a wall" gag was worth revisiting.
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Posted 20 January 2016 - 08:52 AM
yeah that gag was ruined for me because they showed it in the trailers for the first one.
hence me not watching that trailer.
*casts summon angry apt*
hence me not watching that trailer.
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Posted 24 January 2016 - 08:49 PM
Saw TOMMOROWLAND finally, and enjoyed it. It's nothing amazing mind you, but a fun flick with a decent message about optmism.
Which is weird, cause it flopped so hard.
Which is weird, cause it flopped so hard.
This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 24 January 2016 - 09:12 PM
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 02:59 AM
A roundup:
Guardians of the Galaxy: Pretty good, you all know this already.
It Follows: Quite awesome...simple, effective horror that almost totally avoids cheap scares.
22 Jump Street: On par with the first one. Goofy fun with several lol moments.
Mr. Holmes: Not an essential masterpiece or anything, but it does what it does well. Gently entertaining.
Guardians of the Galaxy: Pretty good, you all know this already.
It Follows: Quite awesome...simple, effective horror that almost totally avoids cheap scares.
22 Jump Street: On par with the first one. Goofy fun with several lol moments.
Mr. Holmes: Not an essential masterpiece or anything, but it does what it does well. Gently entertaining.
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 12:12 PM
Finally saw Gravity last night, what a great, tense film. Never been a massive fan of Sandra Bullock but she absolutely nailed it in this film.
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 02:27 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 25 January 2016 - 12:12 PM, said:
Finally saw Gravity last night, what a great, tense film. Never been a massive fan of Sandra Bullock but she absolutely nailed it in this film.
Tiste, in case you've not seen it yet...here is the short film ANINGAAQ which shows the other half of the conversation Bullock has while in space that she can't understand due to a language barrier, shot by the directors brother.
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 05:19 PM
QuickTidal, on 25 January 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 January 2016 - 12:12 PM, said:
Finally saw Gravity last night, what a great, tense film. Never been a massive fan of Sandra Bullock but she absolutely nailed it in this film.
Tiste, in case you've not seen it yet...here is the short film ANINGAAQ which shows the other half of the conversation Bullock has while in space that she can't understand due to a language barrier, shot by the directors brother.
Wow that was pretty emotional too! What language was that they were speaking? Some kind of Inuit?
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 05:28 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 25 January 2016 - 05:19 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 25 January 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 25 January 2016 - 12:12 PM, said:
Finally saw Gravity last night, what a great, tense film. Never been a massive fan of Sandra Bullock but she absolutely nailed it in this film.
Tiste, in case you've not seen it yet...here is the short film ANINGAAQ which shows the other half of the conversation Bullock has while in space that she can't understand due to a language barrier, shot by the directors brother.
Wow that was pretty emotional too! What language was that they were speaking? Some kind of Inuit?
I googled it. Turns out it's the Greenland Inuit language.
This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 25 January 2016 - 05:29 PM
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 08:03 PM
As is my wont for movies, I've only just watched Terminator Genisys. Surprisingly less awful than it had been made out to be, and while the subtitle is dumb as fuck the fact that it was a reference to marketing in the 2010s made it make considerably more sense. Still dumb, but not as monumentally dumb as the fucking main villain reveal in the trailer, holy shit the Hollywood suits don't know a damn thing
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 08:29 PM
Illuyankas, on 25 January 2016 - 08:03 PM, said:
As is my wont for movies, I've only just watched Terminator Genisys. Surprisingly less awful than it had been made out to be, and while the subtitle is dumb as fuck the fact that it was a reference to marketing in the 2010s made it make considerably more sense. Still dumb, but not as monumentally dumb as the fucking main villain reveal in the trailer, holy shit the Hollywood suits don't know a damn thing
Yeah, that was boneheaded and the Director not-so-subtly let it be known that he fought Paramount suits HARD to keep that as a twist secret for in-theatre reveal...but apparently they trumped him in the end...which I agree just shows that Hollywood Suits and moneypushers don't have the first fucking clue.
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Posted 26 January 2016 - 01:28 AM
QuickTidal, on 25 January 2016 - 08:29 PM, said:
Illuyankas, on 25 January 2016 - 08:03 PM, said:
As is my wont for movies, I've only just watched Terminator Genisys. Surprisingly less awful than it had been made out to be, and while the subtitle is dumb as fuck the fact that it was a reference to marketing in the 2010s made it make considerably more sense. Still dumb, but not as monumentally dumb as the fucking main villain reveal in the trailer, holy shit the Hollywood suits don't know a damn thing
Yeah, that was boneheaded and the Director not-so-subtly let it be known that he fought Paramount suits HARD to keep that as a twist secret for in-theatre reveal...but apparently they trumped him in the end...which I agree just shows that Hollywood Suits and moneypushers don't have the first fucking clue.
So better or worse than Terminator Salvation?
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Posted 26 January 2016 - 12:07 PM
Andorion, on 26 January 2016 - 01:28 AM, said:
QuickTidal, on 25 January 2016 - 08:29 PM, said:
Illuyankas, on 25 January 2016 - 08:03 PM, said:
As is my wont for movies, I've only just watched Terminator Genisys. Surprisingly less awful than it had been made out to be, and while the subtitle is dumb as fuck the fact that it was a reference to marketing in the 2010s made it make considerably more sense. Still dumb, but not as monumentally dumb as the fucking main villain reveal in the trailer, holy shit the Hollywood suits don't know a damn thing
Yeah, that was boneheaded and the Director not-so-subtly let it be known that he fought Paramount suits HARD to keep that as a twist secret for in-theatre reveal...but apparently they trumped him in the end...which I agree just shows that Hollywood Suits and moneypushers don't have the first fucking clue.
So better or worse than Terminator Salvation?
I'm in the boat that Salvation wasn't as bad as people claim it is. But Genisys is still much better.
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Posted 30 January 2016 - 07:14 PM
I just saw the Revenant, and that was... intense.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 12:53 AM
Watched "Big" tonight. Tom Hanks.
Elizabeth Perkins character would have been seriously screwed up given the plot. "I fell in love with a 13 year old. Is that the best I can do?"
Elizabeth Perkins character would have been seriously screwed up given the plot. "I fell in love with a 13 year old. Is that the best I can do?"
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Posted 05 February 2016 - 07:07 PM
Raging Cajun Gator King, on 05 February 2016 - 02:02 AM, said:
Gods of Egypt looks craptastic with a bigger portion of crap then tastic served.
I could see it getting a 0% on the tomatometer. I bet it doesn't break double-digits though.
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Posted 05 February 2016 - 07:10 PM
Baco Xtath, on 05 February 2016 - 07:07 PM, said:
Raging Cajun Gator King, on 05 February 2016 - 02:02 AM, said:
Gods of Egypt looks craptastic with a bigger portion of crap then tastic served.
I could see it getting a 0% on the tomatometer. I bet it doesn't break double-digits though.
Has anything ever got a 0%? Lowest I've seen is 1% I think.
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