[amphibian]

Macros, on 15 May 2010 - 05:58 PM, said:

Airplane, probably the best spoof ever.
still awesome.

Black Dynamite is actually a better movie than Airplane, in my opinion.

[Slow Ben]

Seriously, Robin Hood was disappointing. I think Transformers 2 had better flow between scenes. That movie was just a jumbled wtf mess.

Boo Ridley Scott, Boo!!

[Macros]

@ amp, haven't seen or heard of black dynamite, whats the premise?

[Aptorian]

Macros, on 17 May 2010 - 08:14 PM, said:

@ amp, haven't seen or heard of black dynamite, whats the premise?

Probably the best film Michael White will ever star in (Besides The Dark Knight)

I haven't seen it yet, but I know I have to.

[Aristai]

Watched The Losers this afternoon. Never read the comic, but I dug the movie. Light-hearted and entertaining. Lots of stuff blowing up. Good times.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I can't wrap my head around the idea that anyone went to see Robin Hood expecting anything other than shit. I could tell from the trailers that it was going to be horrible. Just the idea of casting RC as Robin Hood should hae been a sign of how poorly planned this was going to be.

[McLovin]

Saw MacGruber last night.

Pure crap, followed by the most hilarious sex scene ever filmed, followed by more crap.

[Morgoth]

So, I guess Mel Brooks still holds the record for only Robin Hood with an English accent...

[Tsundoku]

Morgoth, on 22 May 2010 - 06:23 AM, said:

So, I guess Mel Brooks still holds the record for only Robin Hood with an English accent...

Try "The Adventures of Robin Hood" with Errol Flynn. He may have been an Aussie, but he sure sounds English.

[Zanth13]

So Robin Led the archers in the final battle, even told them to launch their volley of arrows and then still managed to be back down to lead the cavalry charge?

there was 2 robins?

and why would that guy say the troops surrendered to robin and to the king of all people, what did he do that was so special... he killed a guy with an arrow that probably no one saw, and he also would have been seen making out with a man (at least with someone everyone thought was a man)

the movie wasnt as bad as you guys made me think it would be but pshhh

and pshhhh....

[Jusentantaka]

G.I. Joe. OMG OMG OMG its got 'splosions and booom and die and leather and cgi and burning facemasks and awesomes!


And yet its still terrible.

[Aptorian]

G.I.Joe was so bad that even I didn't like it. God damn Wayne brothers ruining my action films.

[amphibian]

Jusentantaka, on 26 May 2010 - 07:04 PM, said:

G.I. Joe. OMG OMG OMG its got 'splosions and booom and die and leather and cgi and burning facemasks and awesomes!


And yet its still terrible.

I particularly liked the sinking ice at the end. Think about that - ice... sinking....

[Jusentantaka]

Ok. Reagan's decade brought us wonderful things like Aliens and Terminator and Commando and Die Hard and Predator and Rocky and Under Siege and other classics.



And then, after 8 years of Bush, we get GI Joe.



up next: Daybreakers. On the plus side, it really can't be worse. Right?

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 26 May 2010 - 10:11 PM

[Coco with marshmallows]

Jusentantaka, on 26 May 2010 - 10:10 PM, said:

Ok. Reagan's decade brought us wonderful things like Aliens and Terminator and Commando and Die Hard and Predator and Rocky and Under Siege and other classics.

Rocky was 1976.

Under Siege was '92

that's a hell of a long decade.

Also, i thought us presidents only got 4 year terms, so Reagan didn't even get a decade, surely?

[Jusentantaka]

no, not a decade, but in spite of suffering from the 'not-a-douche' strain of ARS, Bush the First's term was basically just a continuation of the Reagan years, so, 12 years. And since Rocky was written in the Nixon years, its in, because I said so. In spite of Nixon being left of today's democrats.

But anyway! Daybreakers is just bad. Maybe its leftover crapulence from GI Suck, but it seems even worse than I remembered. I canna do it cap'n!

[Aptorian]

But it has Sam Neil in it!

[Aptorian]

In other news. 50 Cent seems to be channelling some Christian Bale for his next film:

http://www.thisis50....cking-slimdown/

[McLovin]

Learned the Mrs had never seen the 1980 version of Flash Gordon. So I dutifully Netflixed it. I told her at one point during the movie, I bet this is what it's like to drop acid. Just batshit genius

[Jusentantaka]

Aptorian, on 27 May 2010 - 06:25 AM, said:

But it has Sam Neil in it!

But everything else about the movie was crap!


At least I made Daybreakers last long enough (much pausing and doing other things) that husband couldn't make me sit and watch Transformers when it came on. uuuughh.