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#13301 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 29 May 2026 - 12:53 PM

Listen, if you're asking me to see this or Spielbergs latest alien/ufo movie on that weekend in June, I'm choosing THIS all damned day long...

Joe Taslim already gets me in the door, but Xie Miao as well? (Look y'all, don't sleep on Xie...he's been on my radar since he was a kid in Jet Li movies and he's fire)

Anyways, this looks fucking phenomenal.


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Posted 29 May 2026 - 02:24 PM

View Postchamp, on 22 May 2026 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 22 May 2026 - 12:35 PM, said:

View Postchamp, on 22 May 2026 - 12:24 PM, said:

Mortal Kombat 2 was a solid film, much better than I expected and an improvement on the first film.

If you enjoyed the first film then you will love this one. Recommended.


Heard mostly good things. I want to see it, but need to find the time.




When the theme music starts to kick in whilst the battles are going on, just some really cool moments.

You do not have to but I would rewatch the first one going into it if you do find the time.


the (last) first one went completely outside of my radar. i have a nostalgic fondness for the franchise, i may have to check that/this out.
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Posted 01 June 2026 - 05:31 PM

Oh man, this looks SO good.

Also Anne Hathaway channeling her inner Sarah Connor with a shotgun in 80's clothes...against fucking DINOSAURS? Dude...I'm SOOOO in.


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Posted 06 June 2026 - 04:22 AM

OK, you have my attention ...


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Posted 08 June 2026 - 01:57 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 01 June 2026 - 05:31 PM, said:

Oh man, this looks SO good.

Also Anne Hathaway channeling her inner Sarah Connor with a shotgun in 80's clothes...against fucking DINOSAURS? Dude...I'm SOOOO in.




I ack the trailer absolute hooked me for this.
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Posted 09 June 2026 - 06:43 AM

Masters of the Universe is an outrageous amount of fun.

Just the right balance between leaning into the silly humour and having a lot of heart. It won't work for everyone but we both absolutely loved it.

Leto's Skeletor is better than I expected, but I don't think anyone can touch the sides of Mark Hamill's voice performance in the newer Netflix series.
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Posted 11 June 2026 - 01:02 PM

Sounds like critics loved DISCLOSURE DAY but audiences are much more mixed with a bunch of people saying it's not good, and Spielberg has kind of lost whatever touch he had left.

I read a summary of the film and not only does it sound largely boring with lifeless action chases, but the ending would have actively pissed me off.

The whole movie also seems to function off the whole Roswell 1947 cover up shit...which Spielberg reportedly believes happened....but no one decided to tell him that such narratives went out of vogue in the year 2000....he's making films for his Boomer contemporaries who also believe that nonsense and still want to live in that conspiracy world...the rest of us HATE conspiracies now.
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Posted 11 June 2026 - 03:29 PM

I'll watch it when it hits streaming, but it does -- at least from what I can tell -- seem like a throwback in an out-of-touch way rather than a return-to-form way. Maybe you're right and he is stuck in boomerism after all. I liked West Side Story and The Fabelmans quite a bit, but you can't really argue either was forward-looking.
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Posted 11 June 2026 - 04:47 PM

On the plus side, a pub in London was doing a Steven Spielberg pub quiz night and he turned up for it hah
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Posted 19 June 2026 - 06:41 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 09 June 2026 - 06:43 AM, said:

Masters of the Universe is an outrageous amount of fun.

Just the right balance between leaning into the silly humour and having a lot of heart. It won't work for everyone but we both absolutely loved it.

Leto's Skeletor is better than I expected, but I don't think anyone can touch the sides of Mark Hamill's voice performance in the newer Netflix series.


Saw it today and outrageous fun is correct.

Probably the most enjoyable film I've seen in a while.
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Posted 23 June 2026 - 09:46 PM

Project Hail Mary


Fucking great film
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Posted 26 June 2026 - 12:21 PM

Sigh, I had issues with this adaptation and the anachronisms therein, but the more I watch the trailer the more I'm sucked in, so I'll stay mum for now and see what the actual film looks like before weighing in fully. It definitely looks better than the Netflix P&P


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Posted 02 July 2026 - 10:26 PM

So I finally watched Superman (2025) and honestly I think this is my favourite ever version of him. I dunno, something just clicked got me. It was incredible. And it annoyed a bunch of gammons/genocide fans/brain-dead right wingers, which is a bonus!
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Posted 03 July 2026 - 01:36 PM

View PostChance, on 19 June 2026 - 06:41 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 09 June 2026 - 06:43 AM, said:

Masters of the Universe is an outrageous amount of fun.

Just the right balance between leaning into the silly humour and having a lot of heart. It won't work for everyone but we both absolutely loved it.

Leto's Skeletor is better than I expected, but I don't think anyone can touch the sides of Mark Hamill's voice performance in the newer Netflix series.


Saw it today and outrageous fun is correct.

Probably the most enjoyable film I've seen in a while.


I was thoroughly skeptical and then the skysled scene fell into my feed and it had such glorious Flash Gordon vibes that now i kind of need to see it on the big screen.
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Posted 03 July 2026 - 01:40 PM

View PostMacros, on 23 June 2026 - 09:46 PM, said:

Project Hail Mary


Fucking great film


Seconded, they nailed this. Pulled the right parts from the book, simplified what they needed to, hit all the right emo beats. I applaud them for not dumbing it down even further to go for a younger/family market, it would have been a mistake i think.
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Posted 03 July 2026 - 06:07 PM

View PostAbyss, on 03 July 2026 - 01:36 PM, said:

View PostChance, on 19 June 2026 - 06:41 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 09 June 2026 - 06:43 AM, said:

Masters of the Universe is an outrageous amount of fun.

Just the right balance between leaning into the silly humour and having a lot of heart. It won't work for everyone but we both absolutely loved it.

Leto's Skeletor is better than I expected, but I don't think anyone can touch the sides of Mark Hamill's voice performance in the newer Netflix series.


Saw it today and outrageous fun is correct.

Probably the most enjoyable film I've seen in a while.


I was thoroughly skeptical and then the skysled scene fell into my feed and it had such glorious Flash Gordon vibes that now i kind of need to see it on the big screen.


It's practically a 90's goofy sf-action comedy with a big budget which has gotten lost in the year 2026. It certainly isn't high art but if you don't laugh during it something is seriously wrong and you should probably see a doctor.

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Posted 05 July 2026 - 10:47 AM

Disclosure Day seems like a movie from a different time, where if it was happening in real life 65% of the audience would be calling it AI fake news and 35% will be demanding we nuke the aliens because they read the words 'translunar orbit' and got activated Manchurian Candidate style
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Posted 06 July 2026 - 06:10 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 July 2026 - 10:26 PM, said:

So I finally watched Superman (2025) and honestly I think this is my favourite ever version of him. I dunno, something just clicked got me. It was incredible. And it annoyed a bunch of gammons/genocide fans/brain-dead right wingers, which is a bonus!


I thought it was excellent as well. Anyone seen supergirl?
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Posted 07 July 2026 - 12:22 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 05 July 2026 - 10:47 AM, said:

Disclosure Day seems like a movie from a different time, where if it was happening in real life 65% of the audience would be calling it AI fake news and 35% will be demanding we nuke the aliens because they read the words 'translunar orbit' and got activated Manchurian Candidate style


This was my take as well. Everyone I know who saw it seems to align with that take too. Spielberg is making films for the 20th century, not today.


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View PostTiste Simeon, on 02 July 2026 - 10:26 PM, said:

So I finally watched Superman (2025) and honestly I think this is my favourite ever version of him. I dunno, something just clicked got me. It was incredible. And it annoyed a bunch of gammons/genocide fans/brain-dead right wingers, which is a bonus!


I thought it was excellent as well. Anyone seen supergirl?


I have not gotten a chance, but I want to and I may try to take my kids this weekend. I'll chime in once I have and let you know how it is.
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Posted 07 July 2026 - 12:44 PM

View PostCause, on 21 December 2025 - 06:00 PM, said:

Did you enjoy Avatar back in 2009 but now it’s 2025 and you crave something fresh. So you ask yourself wouldn’t it be cool if I could use generative ai to recreate the film but different.

Now you no longer have to, because that’s exactly what avatar 3 is.


I finally got around to seeing this (never got a chance in theatres, not for lack of trying, busy life) and I would disagree, it's more certainly a continuation of the story that played out in 1 and 2,

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I think these movies are best when they immerse you in the world and culture on a slice-of-life level where you almost forget it's a fiction story. When the boys and Tiseya are riding the Tulkun it feels like a BBC documentary.

Also, I'm not sure I'd call some of the best work Weta have ever done "Generative AI" really. I found the effects in this to be nigh-exquisite.

If I had one complaint it would be that Edie Falco is not at all scary as the General of the human forces, and that Parker (Ribisi's RDA head character) doesn't feel as much of an entity here...but then he's always been greyer as a character, not fully evil...

Otherwise, we enjoyed it. I hope 4 and 5 get made as I think the story needs a solid ending and I think that needs to start to happen in the 4th...I know that Cameron said that Neytiri ends up on a human ship and sees what happened to earth in the 4th film and that changes the series in big ways.
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