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#1 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:30 AM

Sorry if this is already on here, I couldnt find it in the search. If not, any one heard of it. Its in production now. Its a film about a bunch of mercanaries trying to overthrow a south american dictator. Its written and directed by Silvester Stallone and stars Sly, Jet LI, Jason Statham, Dolph Lungdren, Micky Rourke, Eric Roberts, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sounds cool.

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 10:23 AM

that does soound like a spell binding cast of brilliant performances :unworthy:

Any one remember the running man? 'There are innocent children down there' in poor austrian accent.

Still the film sounds like its gonna be awesome it cant really not be. Although i did think Arnie was never gonna act again

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 11:36 AM

have heard of it yes, might actually be good. I like the Governator and Snøvle Sylfest.

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 11:52 AM

That sounds too awesome to not have been announced on April 1st.

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#5 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 12:06 PM

apparently Arnie is just doing a cameo. I heard van damm, Snipes, 50cent, and kurt douglas all turned down rolls. I think T bag from prison break is in it too.

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 03:30 PM

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! There is a god and he loves bad action films as much as I do!!!

According to IMDB ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/ ) Charisma Carpenter is also signed, that's Cordellia from Buffy and Angel. I fucking love that woman! And Danny Motherfuckin Trejo! Wooo!!! And Ben Kingsley perhaps.

God damn. I have no idea what this film is about and I'm already dying to see it! All these people listed... I loved watching them up through the 80s and 90s. I'm going to watch the shit out of this film!

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/category/th...endables-movie/

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/t...xpendibles.aspx

And bad form by Kurt Russel and Van Damme. What they hell were they thinking. This film would put them back on the map!

Apt, kinda excited about this film.

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 04:19 PM

Van Damme is trying to do more serious stuff, I imagine that's why he turned down the part. If he wants to make more films like JCVD, then I think relapsing into Action Cheese, even ridiculously jam-packed Action Cheese like this, is probably a bad plan.

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#8 dktorode

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 08:35 AM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#9 dktorode

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 08:36 AM

Sir Thursday, on Apr 8 2009, 06:19 PM, said:

HE is actually busy filming Universal Soldier, thats why he couldnt do this one.

There is also reports that he is working on a Blood Sport sequel

TWith the main guy being a alcoholic wife beater or some weird shit like that...

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 04:25 AM

Ive been following news on this flick for months..
some other 'why not' people that should sign on:

Vinnie Jones
Nathan Jones (that guy)
..indiana jones

Steven Seagal!
Carl Weathers (for the rockyIV trifecta)
Brian Thompson (that guy from x-files)
Jack Coleman (that guy from heroes)

the chicks he chose are a little young for these guys so why not some classics like
Kate Capshaw or
Michelle Pfeiffer

some set shots: http://www.empireonline.com/gallery/image....mp;gallery=2288

they look well dressed for such a messy sounding mission..

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#11 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 10:06 AM

dktorode, on Apr 9 2009, 09:36 AM, said:

Sir Thursday, on Apr 8 2009, 06:19 PM, said:

HE is actually busy filming Universal Soldier, thats why he couldnt do this one.

There is also reports that he is working on a Blood Sport sequel :unworthy:

TWith the main guy being a alcoholic wife beater or some weird shit like that...

But Dolph Lungdren is in that new Universal Soldier film too. I heard Van Damme only spent two weeks filming it.

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#12 dktorode

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:39 AM

Yea Dolph Lungren is in U.S.3.
Was actually JCVD that got the studios to bring him back.

JCVD initially said he was only going to shoot for ten days, but if that ended up being the case, who knows :unworthy:

And yea i was wrong he is not working on U.S 3. right now

In fact he is really busy with post production of EAGLE EYE.
A movie he wrote, stars in and Directing.

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#13 dktorode

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 07:32 AM

CLICK FOR THE TRAILER BITCHES!!!

FUCK YEA!!! looks good

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 09:06 AM

Hahaha that's going to be genius, some of the lines in it already make me laugh.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:07 AM

NEW THE EXPENDABLES TRAILER

So bad it's good.

Love the Bruce Willis and Schwarzenegger cameos.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:20 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!

What does an old washed up mercenary spend all his loot on? Plastic surgery of course!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:16 AM

Hot damn - this looks like a lot of fun!

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