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Posted 09 April 2009 - 03:22 AM

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:50 AM

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:26 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 9 2009, 04:17 AM, said:

I've a friend who informed me that he once got super drunk and then his sober girlfriend shaved his butt-hole. I then punched him in the belly and told him "I didn't need to know that shit. I hate you so much right now."


Friends. Always there to destroy your mind.


One has to assume that shaven butt hole and environs would enable a superior cleaning of the posterior come number two time...no dangleberries FTW!
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:58 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 16 2009, 04:26 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on Apr 9 2009, 04:17 AM, said:

I've a friend who informed me that he once got super drunk and then his sober girlfriend shaved his butt-hole. I then punched him in the belly and told him "I didn't need to know that shit. I hate you so much right now."


Friends. Always there to destroy your mind.


One has to assume that shaven butt hole and environs would enable a superior cleaning of the posterior come number two time...no dangleberries FTW!


This is correct. I think it's time to re-route the thread to "What have YOU shaved?" Whose with me?
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:08 AM

those thread attract mod wrath and get closed promptly.

users who post in them mat be warned and/or banned.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:55 AM

View PostMentalist, on Apr 16 2009, 09:08 PM, said:

those thread attract mod wrath and get closed promptly.

users who post in them mat be warned and/or banned.


I tried :D
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 08:53 PM

I shave my face pits and dangly area and am more than happy to go sans body hair, but I want to keep mop up top...the only thing stopping me is that it'll itch like a mother all over so for now I'll stick with what I do do.

Actually what do you shave isn't a naughty subject Ment, you have become very odd of late, you need to become a mod or something and you'll soon calm down :D
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 08:55 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 19 2009, 01:53 PM, said:

I shave my face pits and dangly area and am more than happy to go sans body hair, but I want to keep mop up top...the only thing stopping me is that it'll itch like a mother all over so for now I'll stick with what I do do.

Actually what do you shave isn't a naughty subject Ment, you have become very odd of late, you need to become a mod or something and you'll soon calm down :D


Lol right on. Pits? Doesn't that get irritating like a MFer? I mean that'd itch so bad
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:04 PM

You get used to it, honestly, and you only need to do it once a week and zero rash (use good razors) even though the areas supposed to be all sensitive. Its really good for when you work out cos you don't end up sweating half as much as most cos the hair turns the area into a frikkin furnace. I couldn't go back to caveman :D
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:05 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 19 2009, 02:04 PM, said:

You get used to it, honestly, and you only need to do it once a week and zero rash (use good razors) even though the areas supposed to be all sensitive. Its really good for when you work out cos you don't end up sweating half as much as most cos the hair turns the area into a frikkin furnace. I couldn't go back to caveman :D


Good point. I'll keep that in mind when I work out.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:45 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 19 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

I shave my face pits and dangly area and am more than happy to go sans body hair, but I want to keep mop up top...the only thing stopping me is that it'll itch like a mother all over so for now I'll stick with what I do do.

Actually what do you shave isn't a naughty subject Ment, you have become very odd of late, you need to become a mod or something and you'll soon calm down :D


lol, that was before your time, Frook

and I don't think I'm acting THAT odd.. just have less time to spend here, is all.
me as a mod wouldn't really be useful, I don't think. I'm already a semi-mod in the Mafia subforum, that's enought for me.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:45 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 19 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

I shave my face pits and dangly area and am more than happy to go sans body hair, but I want to keep mop up top...the only thing stopping me is that it'll itch like a mother all over so for now I'll stick with what I do do.

Actually what do you shave isn't a naughty subject Ment, you have become very odd of late, you need to become a mod or something and you'll soon calm down :D


lol, that was before your time, Frook

and I don't think I'm acting THAT odd.. just have less time to spend here, is all.
me as a mod wouldn't really be useful, I don't think. I'm already a semi-mod in the Mafia subforum, that's enought for me.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:45 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Apr 19 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

I shave my face pits and dangly area and am more than happy to go sans body hair, but I want to keep mop up top...the only thing stopping me is that it'll itch like a mother all over so for now I'll stick with what I do do.

Actually what do you shave isn't a naughty subject Ment, you have become very odd of late, you need to become a mod or something and you'll soon calm down :D


lol, that was before your time, Frook

and I don't think I'm acting THAT odd.. just have less time to spend here, is all.
me as a mod wouldn't really be useful, I don't think. I'm already a semi-mod in the Mafia subforum, that's enought for me.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 01:10 AM

A year ago or so i used a schick quatro or whatever it is, with the cup of soap, the lil brush thing, and hot water. That always made for a good shave. But i lost it when i moved and use electric right now. Need to go buy a razor and try the conditioner like slow ben and see if that works!
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:00 AM

Umm not sure if any ladies are taking part in this, but I'm strictly a wax type of girl. You get a much smoother finish and the results last longer. There's probably a little more discomfort involved than with shaving, but hey no pain no gain! :p
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:04 AM

View PostKalamMekhar, on Apr 20 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

A year ago or so i used a schick quatro or whatever it is, with the cup of soap, the lil brush thing, and hot water. That always made for a good shave. But i lost it when i moved and use electric right now. Need to go buy a razor and try the conditioner like slow ben and see if that works!



Dude its awesome. You rub it on your face in a hot shower and let it sit for a few minutes and the stuff just falls off. (Well not actually FALLS off, you have to shave it, but you know what i mean)

And cheap conditioners cheaper than good shaving cream.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:04 AM

Sensor Excel.

Whenever I feel I need a shave, which is not often.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:04 AM

haha good form, no pain, no gain! i like it!

@Slow Ben yea i gotta shave tonight actually and i just goit back from the store with a new razor and conditioner muwhahahaha!

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:07 AM

View PostKalamMekhar, on Apr 20 2009, 09:04 PM, said:

haha good form, no pain, no gain! i like it!

@Slow Ben yea i gotta shave tonight actually and i just goit back from the store with a new razor and conditioner muwhahahaha!



Well I figure the discomfort is worth it for the superior finish so to speak. Plus it's over pretty quickly so it takes less time than shaving too.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 02:10 AM

waxing is quicker than shaving? o rlly?
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