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What razor do you use?

#41 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 11:28 AM

Fusion, but with an empty battery.

I have had the thought of buying a good old-fashioned barber knife, but there's no way I'll ever apply that one elsewhere, it would end up as a disaster.
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#42 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:19 PM

Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium Precision. Just remember to change the blades every now and then or you'll end up cutting your face to shit like me.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:31 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D


You're not supposed to shave it all off.
If you just trim it down, it doesn't itch like crazy.

By the way, does anyone own and use a real barber knife?
I've been meaning to get one to make shaving more manly.

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#44 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 03:02 PM

View PostUrb, on Mar 29 2009, 04:31 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D


You're not supposed to shave it all off.
If you just trim it down, it doesn't itch like crazy.


Tell that to crazy girlfriends...
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#45 User is offline   Urb 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

Ah, well. I tend to stay clear of crazy.
It's an inherent flaw of mine.

Can't help but feel I'm missing out sometimes...
The leader, his audience still,
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"But how will we teach them to kill?"


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#46 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

I always seem to get the rubbish sort of low-level crazy. Where are al the batshit insane girls gone?
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 06:37 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 08:02 AM, said:

View PostUrb, on Mar 29 2009, 04:31 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D


You're not supposed to shave it all off.
If you just trim it down, it doesn't itch like crazy.


Tell that to crazy girlfriends...


I haven't dated in a while, so high maintenance isn't a big issue lol.

But isn't there stuff out there, it's like mouse or something, and it removes hair? I saw some commercials on it a while back.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:56 PM

Wilkinson Sword Quattro or some such.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:05 PM

Occam's? Cant believe noone's made that joke yet.

Shick Quattro, but I only need to shave like once a week anyway since I grew a goattee.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:42 AM

Have a Norelco to give the illusion of a shave until I actually have to look good for something, then I have the Fusion that I never remember to turn on.

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So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 01:18 AM

View PostSparkimus, on Mar 29 2009, 05:42 PM, said:

Have a Norelco to give the illusion of a shave until I actually have to look good for something, then I have the Fusion that I never remember to turn on.


Does the vibration or whatever it does actually help for a better shave? :S
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 02:44 AM

I don't think so, but it feels good on your face.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 02:46 AM

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 08:20 AM

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 09:09 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 30 2009, 10:20 AM, said:

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.

Yes.
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#56 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 02:49 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 30 2009, 01:20 AM, said:

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.


Every time I shave.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 02:55 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 30 2009, 04:20 AM, said:

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.



No, I have a mustache and goatee....nearly a yeard, so I need a mirror, cant walk around with half a mustache...or looking like Hitler....or can I?
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 02:57 PM

View PostBent, on Mar 30 2009, 07:55 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 30 2009, 04:20 AM, said:

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.



No, I have a mustache and goatee....nearly a yeard, so I need a mirror, cant walk around with half a mustache...or looking like Hitler....or can I?


Of course you can. What are you talking about?
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:13 PM

You know, I always liked Hitlers little mustache. It gave him a certain charm...
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 03:15 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 30 2009, 03:20 AM, said:

The best. Urm.

Does anyone else shave in the shower? It's so much easier and better on your skin.


Everytime. And i use conditioner instead of shaving cream. Love it.
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