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What razor do you use?

#61 User is offline   Fist Gamet 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

View PostAssail, on Mar 29 2009, 07:37 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 08:02 AM, said:

View PostUrb, on Mar 29 2009, 04:31 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D


You're not supposed to shave it all off.
If you just trim it down, it doesn't itch like crazy.


Tell that to crazy girlfriends...


I haven't dated in a while, so high maintenance isn't a big issue lol.

But isn't there stuff out there, it's like mouse or something, and it removes hair? I saw some commercials on it a while back.


Swear to God, I am crying with laughter now...I have this image of a little white mouse scurrying around nibbling hair from your knackers, and there being an advert on TV for it...
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#62 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 06:15 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 30 2009, 04:13 PM, said:

You know, I always liked Hitlers little mustache. It gave him a certain charm...


My sister's boyfriend had a Mugabe moustache for ages (think severe Hitler 'tache), and as he's Ghanaian he looked particularly odd, like it was an homage to the man or something. Come to think of it he has a very similar haircut too, just no grey...
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#63 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 06:32 PM

View PostAssail, on Mar 29 2009, 09:18 PM, said:

View PostSparkimus, on Mar 29 2009, 05:42 PM, said:

Have a Norelco to give the illusion of a shave until I actually have to look good for something, then I have the Fusion that I never remember to turn on.


Does the vibration or whatever it does actually help for a better shave? :S


Doesn't seem to, it mostly serves to cut down on friction and skin irritation.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 06:41 PM

It adds cancer for only 5.99 more...
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#65 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:40 PM

View PostFist Gamet, on Mar 30 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

View PostAssail, on Mar 29 2009, 07:37 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 08:02 AM, said:

View PostUrb, on Mar 29 2009, 04:31 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D


You're not supposed to shave it all off.
If you just trim it down, it doesn't itch like crazy.


Tell that to crazy girlfriends...


I haven't dated in a while, so high maintenance isn't a big issue lol.

But isn't there stuff out there, it's like mouse or something, and it removes hair? I saw some commercials on it a while back.


Swear to God, I am crying with laughter now...I have this image of a little white mouse scurrying around nibbling hair from your knackers, and there being an advert on TV for it...


Haha, I mean moose, good game when it comes to typos. Moose as in the fluffy stuff that you.... God I don't know how to explain moose. Or spell the proper version of it. Lmao.


View PostAptorian, on Mar 30 2009, 11:41 AM, said:

It adds cancer for only 5.99 more...


Sounds like a great deal, Apt! Please, tell me more!
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:47 PM

I think the proper spelling actually is "mouse" at least it is in danish. They're just trolling.

A friend of mine tried that hairremoving stuff (I think the brand was called "weed") and managed to get chemical burns on both his shins and thighs. I still like to bring it up once in a while and laugh at him :D
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#67 User is offline   Assail 

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 07:49 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 30 2009, 12:47 PM, said:

I think the proper spelling actually is "mouse" at least it is in danish. They're just trolling.

A friend of mine tried that hairremoving stuff (I think the brand was called "weed") and managed to get chemical burns on both his shins and thighs. I still like to bring it up once in a while and laugh at him :D


Lol that's what I'd be afraid of. Chemical burning my shit off. Like some kind of bloody horror story lmao.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 08:54 PM

View PostAssail, on Mar 30 2009, 08:40 PM, said:

Haha, I mean moose, good game when it comes to typos. Moose as in the fluffy stuff that you.... God I don't know how to explain moose. Or spell the proper version of it. Lmao.


Oh, mousse! Now I get it...


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Posted 30 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

I remember hearing about a guy that accidently used Nair instead of lube when banging his wife. Burned off most of the skin on his wang, and I don't even want to know what happened to her vag. :D

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 11:32 PM

View PostSparkimus, on Mar 30 2009, 02:47 PM, said:

I remember hearing about a guy that accidently used Nair instead of lube when banging his wife. Burned off most of the skin on his wang, and I don't even want to know what happened to her vag. :D


Oh man thats fucked up. Sounds like a good prank though (Yes, I am sick and twisted). I'd totally do it to a buddy of mine. And his girlfriend. LOL
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:17 AM

You don't really have any concept of the level of pain they'd be in do you?

You do not mess with a buddies package. It's not good form.
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:06 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 31 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

You don't really have any concept of the level of pain they'd be in do you?

You do not mess with a buddies package. It's not good form.



I'm with Apt on this one. You're *this* close to being an asshole, Ass-ail :p




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Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:26 PM

Fusion.
Also, I have a dream. Call it a vision if you will. It involves my wife,
and a clever shaving design that will display my first initial in a strategic
position on her. I'm pretty sure I'll get slapped in the face if I ask her.
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:45 PM

Just bring it up in passing and say that'd be somthing you'd like on an anniversary or something. Doesn't seem like too odd a request. I've asked women for far worse.



@Assail. Yeah man, you defidently don't mess with another man's junk. This guy was seriously fucked up, imagine large chunks of skin and hair sheering off your wang... hospitalization ensued, along with weeks if not months of mind boggling pain.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:18 PM

View PostSparkimus, on Mar 31 2009, 06:45 AM, said:

Just bring it up in passing and say that'd be somthing you'd like on an anniversary or something. Doesn't seem like too odd a request. I've asked women for far worse.



@Assail. Yeah man, you defidently don't mess with another man's junk. This guy was seriously fucked up, imagine large chunks of skin and hair sheering off your wang... hospitalization ensued, along with weeks if not months of mind boggling pain.


Haha I'm sure while I'm a grunt in the Marines there is going to be worse done to me. But that is messed up. Damn, chunks of skin? Thats kinda turned me off right there.
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:08 PM

er...I thought this thread was about razors...

I've changed my mind about Azor...Im back to using gillette, but i did try tesco super dooper value razors and....it werent bad, but now I got some rashy type stuff on the bottom of my beard line, damnit!
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:25 PM

i just use disposable gilette ones not sure which off the top of my head, seem to work fine to me
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:36 PM

cut throat razor
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:25 AM

We interrupt this pube-shaving debate to bring you my post...

I use a Phillips.
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 03:17 AM

I've a friend who informed me that he once got super drunk and then his sober girlfriend shaved his butt-hole. I then punched him in the belly and told him "I didn't need to know that shit. I hate you so much right now."


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