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#21 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:05 AM

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:07 AM

Azor...its fantastic - king of shaves do it and one blade lasts at least 10 (gillette balades last 3) times and even works on my caveman beard.

Just one problem...no swivel head so getting hard to reach places require dexterity and cunning...I have none so I get patchy beard :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:07 AM

As far as I know, I have know idea what AFAIK means.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:11 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 28 2009, 10:07 PM, said:

As far as I know, I have know idea what AFAIK means.


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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:11 AM

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times


iirc, aside from that, there was an actual "do you shave you unmentionables" thread, with a poll. It was in the old forum, though.

@ Hoosier, I see what you did there, :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:13 AM

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 07:11 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times


iirc, aside from that, there was an actual "do you shave you unmentionables" thread, with a poll. It was in the old forum, though.

@ Hoosier, I see what you did there, :D


Yes...

Oh wait.. shit :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:17 AM

View PostAssail, on Mar 28 2009, 10:13 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 07:11 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times


iirc, aside from that, there was an actual "do you shave you unmentionables" thread, with a poll. It was in the old forum, though.

@ Hoosier, I see what you did there, :D


Yes...

Oh wait.. shit :D


:D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:19 AM

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 07:17 PM, said:

View PostAssail, on Mar 28 2009, 10:13 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on Mar 28 2009, 07:11 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times


iirc, aside from that, there was an actual "do you shave you unmentionables" thread, with a poll. It was in the old forum, though.

@ Hoosier, I see what you did there, :D


Yes...

Oh wait.. shit :D


:D


:D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:33 AM

View PostMentalist, on Mar 29 2009, 02:11 AM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 28 2009, 10:05 PM, said:

Ahhhh, the which way do you hang thread...I remember it fondlingly.....

What the fuck does afiak mean....damn I wanted to ask that 100 times


iirc, aside from that, there was an actual "do you shave you unmentionables" thread, with a poll. It was in the old forum, though.

@ Hoosier, I see what you did there, :D


Yeah that'd the one... i've an idea it was Rodeo started t, probably for aerodynamics or something. Anyway i do remember being surprised at how many bald coinpurses and growlers that thread revealed, and how much itching, cowboy-walking and little bits of tissue paper it resulted in.


not that the forum influences me in anyway... honest
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 04:55 AM

View PostBent, on Mar 29 2009, 12:02 PM, said:

Gillette Mach 3 Turbo, with a dead battery so it won't vibrate, but shaves better without all the vibrating anyway....


Are you sure you don't mean the Fusion?

I use a Gillette (the best a man can get, besides a threesome with Japanese twins :D ) Mach 3 Turbo, as I like the finish they give, and they're good for my skin. I've tried Schicks etc and I just end up looking like my throat has been cut as I have to shave in about 2,000 directions to get a good finish. Disposables are just yucky. :D

I also use the shaving cream from The Body Shop. It doesn't make me metro though!

I hope.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:25 AM

View PostSombra, on Mar 28 2009, 09:55 PM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 29 2009, 12:02 PM, said:

Gillette Mach 3 Turbo, with a dead battery so it won't vibrate, but shaves better without all the vibrating anyway....


Are you sure you don't mean the Fusion?

I use a Gillette (the best a man can get, besides a threesome with Japanese twins :D ) Mach 3 Turbo, as I like the finish they give, and they're good for my skin. I've tried Schicks etc and I just end up looking like my throat has been cut as I have to shave in about 2,000 directions to get a good finish. Disposables are just yucky. :D

I also use the shaving cream from The Body Shop. It doesn't make me metro though!

I hope.

Cheers,

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:39 AM

I have, for a variety of reasons still not fully understood, shaved most of my body hair at one point or another in my life. The worst was the armpits. That itched something fierce.


I have an electric Remington razor. I have a light beard that takes forever to grow in, so I really only have to shave every couple of days.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:48 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Mar 28 2009, 10:39 PM, said:

I have, for a variety of reasons still not fully understood, shaved most of my body hair at one point or another in my life. The worst was the armpits. That itched something fierce.


I have an electric Remington razor. I have a light beard that takes forever to grow in, so I really only have to shave every couple of days.


Never used an electric shaver. I should try it some time.

Don't even complain, I passed out drunk at my ex girlfriends place, she proceeded to wax my pits.

Edit: The worst part was that after the first one, I was wide awake. The second one I was fully aware of what was coming. Not happy.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:01 AM

I've actually switched from Mach3 Turbo to the new Fusion blade with 5 rows instead of 3. If you thought Mach3 was good you have no idea.

I have, like Rodeo, tried shaving more or less every part of my body at one time or another, allthough that mostly happens if I'm getting dressed up in drag... which happens surprisingly often actually.

It is really dangerous shaving your junk, it never stops bleeding :D :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:02 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 12:01 AM, said:

I've actually switch from Mach3 Turbo to the new Fusion blade with 5 rows instead of 3. If you thought Mach3 was good you have no idea.

I have, like Rodeo, tried more or every part of my body at one time or another, allthough that mostlt happens if I'm getting drassed up in drag... which happens surprisingly often actually.


Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:05 AM

View PostAssail, on Mar 29 2009, 03:02 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 12:01 AM, said:

I've actually switch from Mach3 Turbo to the new Fusion blade with 5 rows instead of 3. If you thought Mach3 was good you have no idea.

I have, like Rodeo, tried more or every part of my body at one time or another, allthough that mostlt happens if I'm getting drassed up in drag... which happens surprisingly often actually.


Pictures or it didn't happen.


SICKO! GET THEE AWAY FROM HERE!

Who in their mind (right or left) wants pictures of Danish junk (injured or healthy)!!!!!
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:19 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Mar 29 2009, 12:05 AM, said:

View PostAssail, on Mar 29 2009, 03:02 AM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 29 2009, 12:01 AM, said:

I've actually switch from Mach3 Turbo to the new Fusion blade with 5 rows instead of 3. If you thought Mach3 was good you have no idea.

I have, like Rodeo, tried more or every part of my body at one time or another, allthough that mostlt happens if I'm getting drassed up in drag... which happens surprisingly often actually.


Pictures or it didn't happen.


SICKO! GET THEE AWAY FROM HERE!

Who in their mind (right or left) wants pictures of Danish junk (injured or healthy)!!!!!


"mostlt happens if I'm getting drassed up in drag"

I was referring to him getting 'drassed up in drag' lmao.

God no do I wish to see Danish junk. But then again, I figure I could get some chuckles out of a Danish drag queen :D
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:58 AM

I just went looking but I can't actually find any drag pictures on face book or my harddrive. They may be on my stationary...
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:04 AM

Since drag-queens seem to be the topic de jour, I just wanted to say that I've seen a drag queen competition before (I was with a gay friend and some female friends at a gay-bar). It was rather... enlightening. I actually had a pretty fantastic time talking to people.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:40 AM

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