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Posted 28 July 2014 - 06:15 PM

Here's Bill Murray Eating Ice Cream

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 08:56 PM

I'm kinda hoping this turns out to be a hoax, but...

http://www.huffingto..._n_5637873.html


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:58 PM

Awesome monkey news: http://www.monkeyday...e-photo-as.html
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Posted 10 August 2014 - 07:32 AM

Ooooookaaaaaayyyyy ... :)

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http://www.theatlant...le-pony/375793/

The Bros Who Love My Little Pony
A dispatch from this year's BronyCon, a convention for mostly adult male fans of the show
JENNIFER GOFORTH GREGORYAUG 8 2014, 12:03 PM ET

The college-age guy sitting next to me is wearing pink pony ears, a My Little Pony t-shirt, and pink, felt tail pinned to his jeans.

He’s not alone. At BronyCon, a three-day convention held last week in Baltimore for mostly adult fans of My Little Pony, many of the 9,607 attendees are male—and in costume. Some wear wigs. Many sport felt ears. Others dress in My Little Pony t-shirts decorated with a few pony-themed buttons. Among them are a few teenage and college girls, mostly wearing hand-sewn outfits.

People may assume that most fans of the My Little Pony television show are young girls, but that’s not necessarily true. Back in 2011, “Brony”—a combination of the word bro and pony—was coined in a discussion on a 4Chan message board online. Now, the subculture has an estimated 8 to 12 million fans. In 2013, an unaffiliated, unpublished online survey of over 50,000 Bronies found that 85 percent are male. Their average age is 21.

One of the researchers, Daniel Chadborn, who is currently enrolled in the psychology Ph.D. program at Southeastern Louisiana University, says Bronies have gotten a lot of attention over other fandoms because they violate a number of social norms. “There is a societal idea of what it means to be male or female, and they are going against that,” he said. “The show is predominantly marketed towards prepubescent girls. Bronies are saying, ‘We’re not only not prepubescent girls—we’re not girls.’”

Each time I told people I was taking my daughter to a Brony convention, I got a taste of some the misconceptions and prejudices that Bronies face when coming “out of the stable," which is the phrase fans use for telling people about being a Brony. The most common response was a blank stare. A few of my friends were genuinely curious to learn more and thought it was very interesting. Others tried to be polite and ask a few questions, but even after I tried to explain, they really never quite understood the appeal. Several people responded in a judgmental way—of those who were familiar with Brony culture, most assumed that all male Bronies are gay.

But another of the researchers, Patrick Edwards, an adjunct faculty member at the University of South Carolina Upstate, says this is not true. “There is a slightly lower percentage of gay men among Bronies than the general population. Male Bronies are actually less likely to be gay than other men.” His team has found that the opposite is true among women. “Female Bronies tend to be searching for the identity and exploring, so it makes sense that one of the things that they explore is their sexuality,” he says.

Walking into BronyCon 2014 for the first time was a bit nerve-wracking. As the mother of a tween girl, I didn’t know how I would feel about a room full of men dressed up in costumes typically seen on young girls. But surprisingly, it wasn’t creepy. My 12-year-old daughter and I never felt uncomfortable, and we didn’t see any deviant or perverted behavior. In fact, the atmosphere was accepting, light-hearted, and friendly. The men looked and acted just as masculine as they would at a sporting event or any other place where guys hang out—pony ears notwithstanding.

When I agreed to take my daughter to the conference, I was prepared for us to be among the few females at the event. But I was surprised to see many more girls and families than I expected. According to registration data, this year’s attendees were 65 percent male and 34 percent female, and 10 percent were younger than 14. Edwards, who spoke at two sessions this year and has attended four BronyCons, says he has seen an increase in the number of girls and younger fans at the conventions—this is an indication of the overall sub-culture becoming more diverse in terms of age and gender, he thinks.

So what do you actually do at a My Little Pony convention? A lot, it turns out.

There were 105 different sessions involving topics like fan fiction, art, and the My Little Pony card game, along with presentations from producers, writers, musicians, and voice actors from the show. Contests included from cosplay, or dressing up as favorite characters, card games, and video games. Bronies filled up the auditorium for a live auction of handmade pony items, which raised $26,874 for a variety of charities. Each night, Bronies flocked to the basement of the convention for Bronypolooza, a six-hour concert featuring a total of 18 different musicians. Whether they knew you or not, BronyCon attendees would willing give out a Broohoof, the pony version of a fist bump, as you passed them in the halls.

Jesse Kendra, 22, a medical sales representative, was frequently asked to pose for pictures and complimented on his cosplay. In the weeks before the convention, Kendra spent his free time working with his grandmother to sew the giant Pinkie Pie mane that he wore on his head throughout BronyCon. As his picture was taken, Kendra had a huge smile on his face and hollered, “I guess I should call my Nana tonight and tell her it was a huge hit.”

Although Kendra attended the year before, this was his first year involving cosplay. For him, it was a totally different experience than just wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt to the convention. “When I went to the convention last year, I had a great time, but I was more of an observer,” said Kendra. “But once I put on my wig, I became my character and was actually a participant in the convention. I actually felt like a completely different person.”

For the second year in a row, Kendra traveled to BronyCon, caravan-style, with fellow Bronies from the Lehigh Valley Brony Group in Pennsylvania. When asked what exactly the group does at meetings, Kendra explained that it’s just the same as any other group of people with a common interest: “We watch episodes, go on hikes, and talk about the show.”

Many Bronies create original artwork based on the show—208 vendors sold their handmade artwork, sculptures, and hats throughout the weekend. One of them, 22-year-old Neil Wacaster, was particularly popular, but he made time to speak to every one of his 35,000 online fans from Facebook and other websites who came to the booth to meet him in real life. As a full-time Brony who has attended over 35 Brony conventions, Wacaster says he has attended more My Little Pony events than any other fan he has met.

“Before I became a Brony, I was barely making a few hundred bucks a month, but now I make a comfortable living selling online and at conventions. I even was able to hire two staff members,” he said.

As the convention winded down and Kendra carried his luggage out to the car, he was already making plans to attend BronyCon 2015. When I asked him his favorite part, he laughed, reminding me there were still two hours left and it wasn’t over yet. “It is incredible to get to meet people I have only talked to online and be around such inspiring people. There is so much positivity and acceptance here. It really was a surreal weekend for me.”

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 05:19 PM

Speaking of...there was a hilarious spoof of bronyism on Bob's Burgers last season.

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 08:48 PM

uh, wut?
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This Lonely Guy Built a Girlfriend Out of His Shower Head and the Results Will Horrify You Endlessly
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Posted 18 August 2014 - 06:36 PM

You know it's a hurtful stereotype that only lonely people build human facsimiles to spend their free time with.
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Posted 19 August 2014 - 03:06 PM

View Postworry, on 18 August 2014 - 06:36 PM, said:

You know it's a hurtful stereotype that only lonely people build human facsimiles to spend their free time with.


This is a good line with which to begin a short story...
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 06:03 AM

http://news.yahoo.co...-214136030.html

British couple walled into French home by 'neighbours from hell'
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Posted 21 August 2014 - 08:10 PM

View Postworry, on 21 August 2014 - 06:03 AM, said:

http://news.yahoo.co...-214136030.html

British couple walled into French home by 'neighbours from hell'



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Why is it that places that sound fancy (e.g. the South of France, any place featured on House Hunters International, etc.) always seem to look like any miscellaneous American city ghetto?
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Posted 27 August 2014 - 12:45 PM

View PostKruppe, on 21 August 2014 - 08:10 PM, said:

Why is it that places that sound fancy (e.g. the South of France, any place featured on House Hunters International, etc.) always seem to look like any miscellaneous American city ghetto?


That's what old buildings look like. And if the weather is warm enough then you don't need much more.

This story is not weird but it doesn't really warrant its own thread and it neither messes with my groove nor makes me happy. So here: Nine year old girl accidentally kills shooting instructor with an uzi. Cue Team America:World Police theme tune :rolleyes:
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Posted 27 August 2014 - 07:14 PM

I hate that Uzi is a proper noun. It consistently screws up my Scrabble/WWF game.
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Posted 27 August 2014 - 08:11 PM

Sanrio says Hello Kitty is officially NOT a cat: http://laist.com/201...hello_kitty.php

My brain is now a jelly.
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Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:00 PM

View Postworry, on 27 August 2014 - 07:14 PM, said:

I hate that Uzi is a proper noun. It consistently screws up my Scrabble/WWF game.

Just messed up mine last night too!!!
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:18 AM

ORLY? Like any siblings in The South actually need an excuse.

http://www.news.com....v-1227041235220
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:03 AM

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then, always be Batman."

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Real-life Batman in Japan known as Chibatman
7 HOURS AGO AUGUST 30, 2014 11:44AM

KNOWN as Chibatman, one Asian country has its own Batman. Which country you ask? Japan, of course.
The caped crusader rocks around the Chiba Prefecture on a three-wheeled batcycle that looks like it has come straight out of Wayne Enterprises and dresses in a bat costume much like one out of Christopher Nolan’s flicks.
He was first sighted three years ago, but a new video has popped up online providing our best look yet at the superhero in his very convincing attire.

There were also pictures of him in less glorious situations, like stuck crawling in traffic.

The one astonishing similarity to Gotham’s Batman is that Chibatman’s real identity still remains a complete mystery.

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I was going to post the clip attached to the article, but this one is way weirder. Especially from 4:00


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Posted 13 September 2014 - 03:57 AM

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 10:45 PM

Halifax man attempts to flee break-and-enter scene in a canoe

http://www.ctvnews.c...canoe-1.2077810

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HALIFAX -- Halifax police say a man attempted an ocean getaway Wednesday afternoon after allegedly breaking into a home and using a canoe to flee the scene.

A spokeswoman for the police says it's rare for pursuits to occur in the cool waters of the Northwest Arm, especially with the suspect paddling away in an effort to evade arrest.

Theresa Rath says officers sought the assistance of boat owners and were about to launch a chase after the man, but he paddled ashore to a nearby park where officers and a police dog were waiting and arrested him.

Rath says the red canoe and other items taken in the break-and-enter have been recovered.

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 10 January 2015 - 01:28 PM

Who on here is from Louisiana again? :)

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Rapper Kevin Gates discovers that he’s dating his cousin, doesn’t care

WELL, this is awkward.
What did Louisiana rapper Kevin Gates do when he found out that the woman he had been dating for the last three months is actually his cousin? Tell his 1.3 million Instagram followers, of course!
The 28-year-old, who was born Kevin Gilyard, made the revelation in two profanity-laden videos posted to the social media site.
“Come to find out she’s my cousin, you heard me?” Gates admitted in the first clip. “But I ain’t about to stop fu**ing with her. S**t, the pu**y good and we click.”
In the second video, he reveals that it was his grandmother who told him that he and his girlfriend — who had been told they looked like brother and sister — were related. But is that about to stop him? Nope.

“Y’all done got the hard part out of the way,” he said. “Why f**k up a good thing? I don’t get that.”
As Gawker points out, as weird as the situation may sound, the gig’s not up for Gates and his blood relative lady love. Louisiana may bar them from marrying, but it doesn’t bar them from sleeping with one another.
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