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#321 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 09:34 AM

OW!!!!! Seriously ... OW OW OW OW OWIE OUCH!!! :D

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http://www.news.com....i-1226065868196

Man allegedly 'tries to rape woman, has penis cut off as 'evidence' in Bangladesh

From: AFP
May 30, 2011 5:58PM

A 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempted rape and took it to a police station as evidence, police said.

The man attacked the married mother of three while she was sleeping in her shanty in Jhalakathi district, some 200 kilometres south of Dhaka, on Saturday night.

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife. She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime," police chief Abul Khaer told AFP.

The woman has filed a case accusing the 40-year-old man - a married father of five - of attempted rape, saying that he had been harassing her for six months.

The severed penis has been kept at the police station and the rape suspect was undergoing treatment in hospital.

"We shall arrest him once his condition gets better," Khaer added.

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 11:10 AM

Wow, he's actually worse than me. I thought it wasn't possible:

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http://www.news.com....0-1226065356205

Mile-high flirting goes horribly wrong

From: NewsCore
May 30, 2011 8:22AM

A passenger has landed in trouble after flirting on a Delta flight. Picture: supplied

A US man who tried to flirt with a young woman on board a plane by bragging he was carrying enough poisonous gas to knock out the entire aircraft found himself arrested and banned for life from Delta Air Lines.

Bryan Sisco, 40, allegedly knocked back five whiskey-and-cokes at an airport bar in Dallas on Friday before boarding his Atlanta-bound plane, on which he took a wrong seat and found himself next to Danielle Valimont, 23, from Griffin, US, The Commercial Appeal reported.

When confronted by a flight attendant about being in the wrong seat, Sisco said he and Valimont were newlyweds.

The 40-year-old then whipped out a butane lighter, sparking it near Valimont's legs, and boasted that he had a canister that contained enough gas to knock out everyone on the plane.

In further attempt to impress her, Sisco also claimed he was an architect and a federal marshal, and his father was in the CIA, according to Valimont who wrote about the incident on her blog.

"He was very crass with his language and called me "B****" and "F*****" in a friendly, joking way - if that's possible"

The quick-thinking Valimont pretended she needed the bathroom and managed to alert a flight attendant.

The flight was diverted to Memphis, where a baffled Sisco, who had been sleeping and oblivious to the unfolding panic, was arrested by officers who boarded the plane.

"I fell asleep, and woke up in handcuffs in Memphis with the FBI questioning me. ... I couldn't even feel my thumb, the handcuffs were put on so tight," he said.

Sisco added that he was puzzled by the fuss which came about "because of that one comment".

"We were talking, sharing M&Ms, eating chocolate, having a good time," he said. "I fabricated some truths about myself. ... I thought we were getting along pretty good."

The flight continued on its way to Atlanta, while Sisco was released on a $10,000 bond. He faces charges of carrying a weapon or explosive on an aircraft.

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Nice to know I still have depths yet unplumbed. :apt:

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 03:03 AM

Oi! Oi! Oi!

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We're your biggest fins: Great white sharks love AC/DC

By Nigel Austin
From: The Advertiser
May 31, 2011 11:30PM

AC/DC has sold 200 million albums worldwide, but now they have an unexpected new fan - the great white shark.

A tourism operator on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula says that music by the Aussie rockers attracts the predators more than anything else - even fish bait.

The sharks are particularly attracted to If You Want Blood and You Shook Me All Night Long, apparently because of their low frequencies.

Matt Waller, who runs Adventure Bay Charter, discovered the attraction when taking tourists out to go cage-diving with great whites.

"We know the AC/DC music works best by trial and error, and we are doing more research to see what works best with different species of shark," he said.

The attraction of great white sharks to AC/DC music echoes the practice of Pacific Islanders in attracting sharks by rattling coconut shells together under the water.

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I now have this image of sharks with flannelette shirts drinking VB ... :)
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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Posted 05 June 2011 - 12:57 PM

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On Saturday USMC Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers, who was killed in action in Afghanistan April 7, was buried in Brandon, Mississippi.

That, by itself, is a sadly unremarkable – though certainly noteworthy and solemn – occasion for us to mark.

And in fact when Sgt. Rogers’ body returned to Brandon it was greeted by hundreds, or perhaps even thousands, of well-wishers who gathered at the roadside to honor the fallen American hero. The dashboard camera from Mississippi state trooper Elmo Townsend’s cruiser gives an indication of the scene last Thursday.



What is most notable about Sgt. Rogers’ funeral in Brandon, however, is what didn’t happen.

You see, the troglodytes from Westboro Baptist Church had threatened to spew their poison at Sgt. Rogers’ funeral.

But the Westboro mob wasn’t on the scene, and Sgt. Rogers was laid to rest without incident – thank God.

Why weren’t there protestors?

Planning ahead by the locals, as it turns out.

From an Ole Miss sports message board, a tidbit of information…

A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.

Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.

Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

Fred Phelps, the disbarred lawyer and Democrat activist who leads the Westboro congregation, will undoubtedly pursue some form of legal action for the way his people were thwarted in Brandon. Let him try. There isn’t a jury in Mississippi which will see things his way.

This is a template for how to handle the Westboro people. If lawsuits don’t work, other means will. Whatever it takes to keep them from harassing bereaved military families on the day their fallen loved ones are laid to rest.

UPDATE: Some of the feedback we’ve received from this piece came along the lines that it’s inappropriate to refer to Fred Phelps as a “Democrat activist.”

We stand by that characterization. If anything, it’s an understatement.

Fred Phelps ran for major office in Kansas as a Democrat no less than four times. He ran for governor on the Democrat ballot in 1990, 1994 and 1998 and for senator in 1992. Phelps received 11,000 votes, or seven percent, in 1990, he received 5,000 votes, or three percent, in 1994 and he picked up 15,000 votes, or 15 percent, in 1998. And in the senatorial contest in 1992 he garnered 49,000 votes, or 30 percent. Phelps furthermore ran as a Democrat candidate for mayor of Topeka in 1993 and 1997.

Phelps also has been closely associated with Al Gore on several occasions throughout Gore’s career – Phelps’ son Fred, Jr. was a Gore delegate at the 1988 Democrat convention and the Phelpses hosted a Gore fundraiser in Topeka that year. Phelps claims that Westboro members “ran” Gore’s 1988 campaign in Kansas.

Phelps may not fit within the typical definition of “Democrat activist” some of our readers expect – but a six-time Democrat candidate is an activist Democrat. That is quite clear, as unknown to the public as it might be.


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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:21 AM

I beg to differ ...

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http://www.news.com....0-1226071650963

School's giant cock-up for world to see

From: AAP
June 08, 2011 12:05PM

Yep, it's still there. In case you were wondering. Picture: Google Maps

Six giant penises in schoolyard
Drawn with weedkiller
Not funny. Not funny at all

CROP circles might be known for their beauty and paranormal allure, but the giant phalluses etched into the field of a New Zealand high school hold no such mystique.

Fairfield College, in the North Island town of Hamilton, has been snapped by satellite cameras with six huge penises burnt into the grass.

The x-rated images, immortalised on the website Google Earth, were spotted by Kiwi David McQuoid while scanning the neighbourhood online looking for a property.

"At first I thought it was a large piece of artwork," he said of the shot, which shows cartoon-like phalluses of various sizes, some several metres across.

Publicity around the so-called Fairfield Phalluses has embarrassed the school's acting principal Gerhard van Dyk, who told the Waikato Times it was hard enough to deal with when the prank was pulled back in 2009.

It happened over a weekend but it wasn't until the grass died off bit by bit that phallic symbols started to pop up around the school grounds.

Every week another crude image revealed itself, much to the dismay of staff.

"There's not really much we could do about it," he told the newspaper.

"The caretaker took some more weedkiller and tried to camouflage it a bit."

Mr van Dyk never caught the culprits and the prank would no doubt have passed into schoolboy folklore had it not been captured by Google Maps.

The red-faced principal said he would be contacting Google to plead for the image's removal but an internet privacy specialist said it was difficult to get such satellite photographs changed or blurred.

Kiwis however, thought the prank was hilarious, with 70 adding mostly encouraging comments to the online story, like "Freakin brilliant!!! Love it!!! Classic piece of adolescent artwork."

One gave the artists an A+, top marks for cunning, planning, chemistry and geometry, while another said their anatomy detailing left a lot to be desired.

"I totally reckon it was actually girls," they wrote.

Then came a confession: "HAHAHA!!! we did this as our 7th form prank, now it lives on! how awesome!"

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Nice one. :)
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:05 AM

I was just about to post that Sombra!
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 12:27 AM

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Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones star Sean Bean was involved in an alleged attack in a North London pub at the weekend. The incident is said to have occured while the actor was enjoying a drink and a cigarette in the Sunday sun with friend April Summers. Standing outside the Hill Bar and Brassiere in Camden a passer-by made lewd comments about his companion leading the former Sharpe actor to confront the man.

As reported in The Daily Mail, the unnamed man is believed to have returned to the bar later and attacked the Lord of the Rings star, punched him in the face and 'stabbed him with broken glass'.

Declining a trip to hospital Sean Bean went back into the pub and ordered another drink.

A fellow drinker told The Mail, “Sean is a regular here and we’ve never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar.”

“He came in with a cut on his arm and a bruise on his eyebrow. We saw to his injuries with the first aid kit. He seemed ok and wanted to have another drink.”

Neither Bean nor Summers has commented on the incident.
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 09:50 PM

Holy shit! This has gotta be fake!

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MMA Cage Fighter Drinks Shroom Tea, Promptly Rips the Still Beating Heart from his Trainer

From Telegraph.co.uk:
A US cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out his friend's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film. They found the 26 year old standing naked over his friend's body with body parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room.

Wyatt told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced his close friend Taylor Powell was possessed. According to an autopsy Powell,21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.

The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.
Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body.
He told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he "needed to stop the Devil."

Police had been called to the grisly scene after a third friend had witnessed a sudden mood change in Wyatt after they had all ingested wild mushroom tea. Justin Davis told police he returned to the flat in Klamath, California, to find Wyatt naked and covered from head to toe in blood.


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Posted 16 June 2011 - 08:52 AM

Holy fuck. Remind me to remove all the murdering implements from my place next time I do hallucinogens...
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 02:12 PM

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Man caught urinating in Mount Tabor reservoir prompts Portland to shift water supply

Portland officials say a 21-year-old man admitted urinating in a Mt. Tabor reservoir early Wednesday, forcing the city to take a key water supply off line.

Police responded but did not cite the man or his friends. Video surveillance and reports written by police and the Portland Water Bureau will be submitted to the Multnomah County District Attorney's Office for possible criminal charges.

"It'll kind of depend on what the surveillance video shows," said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a police spokesman. "He's not out of the water yet."

Covering Portland's open-air reservoirs has been a politically charged topic in recent years and the Water Bureau is working to comply with federal regulations. Last month the Portland City Council approved an $80 million contract to build a new reservoir at Powell Butte that will eventually help mitigate closing open-air storage at Mt. Tabor.

David Shaff, administrator for the Water Bureau, said about 7.8 million gallons of drinking water will be discarded because of the incident. He originally said that will cost the bureau about $600,000 in lost revenue but later clarified that his math was very wrong, and that the water would have sold for a retail price of almost $28,500, and disposal fees are expected at about $7,600.

Shaff said the Water Bureau regularly finds dead animals in the same drinking supply but doesn't dump the water. "This is different," he said.

"Do you want to drink pee?" he asked bluntly.

When questioned about scientific data and the small amount of urine in such a large reservoir, he interjected: "Answer the question. It has nothing to do with scientifically.

"Most people," he added, "are gonna be pretty damn squeamish about that."

Count Portland city Commissioner Randy Leonard, who oversees the Water Bureau, among those. After hearing about the incident, he quipped, "I think I'm going to have a Coke with my lunch today."

According to a Water Bureau incident report, officials spotted five people and a dog near reservoir No. 1 at about 1:30 a.m. Some of the people threw objects into the reservoir and one person "walked up to the reservoir fencing and urinated into the reservoir," according to the report.

The Oregonian is not naming the 21-year-old because he was not arrested or charged with a crime.

Once officials contacted the group and confronted the man about urinating, he reportedly said, "It was a stupid thing to do," according to the report.

When told he urinated in Portland's drinking water and his actions were disrespectful, he reportedly said, "I didn't mean to show disrespect. I thought this was a sewage treatment plant."


So, dead animals rotting in the water - OK
Animals shitting and pissing in the water - OK
Random person taking a piss - Not OK

Hmmm...
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:06 AM

Just saw this in the paper, thought it was funny:

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French police have arrested an alleged serial foot fetishist who lured foreign women to his home near Paris with the promise of a warm bed but instead pleasured himself on their feet. The man, 42, allegedly approached young women at night after they missed the last train and offered them somewhere to sleep. Once at home, the unemployed man, who lives with his father, claimed to be a chiropodist and began massaging the unsuspecting women's feet, before moving on to sucking their toes and then masturbating against their feet. He returned the women to the train station the next morning.

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 12:43 PM

View PostMTS, on 19 June 2011 - 11:06 AM, said:

Just saw this in the paper, thought it was funny:

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French police have arrested an alleged serial foot fetishist who lured foreign women to his home near Paris with the promise of a warm bed but instead pleasured himself on their feet. The man, 42, allegedly approached young women at night after they missed the last train and offered them somewhere to sleep. Once at home, the unemployed man, who lives with his father, claimed to be a chiropodist and began massaging the unsuspecting women's feet, before moving on to sucking their toes and then masturbating against their feet. He returned the women to the train station the next morning.



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THAT IS SO GROSS I DO NOT HAVE WORDS

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 01:19 PM

View PostShiara, on 19 June 2011 - 12:43 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 19 June 2011 - 11:06 AM, said:

Just saw this in the paper, thought it was funny:

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French police have arrested an alleged serial foot fetishist who lured foreign women to his home near Paris with the promise of a warm bed but instead pleasured himself on their feet. The man, 42, allegedly approached young women at night after they missed the last train and offered them somewhere to sleep. Once at home, the unemployed man, who lives with his father, claimed to be a chiropodist and began massaging the unsuspecting women's feet, before moving on to sucking their toes and then masturbating against their feet. He returned the women to the train station the next morning.



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THAT IS SO GROSS I DO NOT HAVE WORDS

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:17 PM

I don't understand it. Was he doing this while they slept or did he force them to "endure" this? I wonder if he has a tupperware box somewhere filled with toes.
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:29 PM

Shinrei, say it ain't so! :lol:

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Japanese computerised singer from pop group AKB48 fools thousands of fans

From: Daily Mail
June 24, 2011 5:37PM

Computer generated singing sensation Aimi Eguchi has been exposed as a fake.

Teen singing sensation revealed as a hoax
Had starred as part of 61-strong supergroup
Made from pictures of six attractive members

SHE looked like the picture perfect pop star, but Japanese singing sensation Aimi Eguchi wasn't even real.

The young starlet was a hoax - she was computer generated from composite pictures of six of the most attractive members of the band AKB48. Her high-pitched singing voice was an auto-tuned actor's, according to the Daily Mail.

Fans who followed the supposedly 16-year-old star in the Japanese girl group have been left shocked.

Earlier this year Aimi joined the musical group AKB48, a musical super group in Japan.

The 61 group members make daily performances at a theatre in Tokyo while thousands of teenage girls compete to become new members. They also star in a hit TV show.

The Daily Mail reports Aimi’s AKB 48 profile said that she was 16,competed in track and field, and that she was from Saitama, a prefecture on the island of Honshu.

But diehard fans began to smell a rat after Aimi, who was initiated as a lowly trainee, starred in a candy advert alongside the group's most established members soon after.

AKB48’s management company initially said: "She’s real. She didn’t take the 12th generation auditions, so we had to quickly accept her (into generation 12.5)," in a statement.

But the hoax was finally unveiled when a website released a video showing how the show's producers had composed her features.

The video, below, shows how graphics experts studied the features of six of the most attractive group members who initially performed in the candy advert and took images of each girl's eyes, nose, mouth, hair and body, face outline and eyebrows and digitally merged them to create the "perfect" group member.

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This is old news - the Yanks have been manufacturing talentless "stars" for decades. :p

This is the "girl" in question:

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 05:03 PM

There's a lot to admire about Sweden, but this is what happens when the PC brigade gets control of the Govt and schools. They are officially dead set fucking batshit crazy. :p

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PC preschool bans words 'him' and 'her'

From: AP
June 27, 2011 2:04AM

AT the Egalia preschool, staff avoid using words like "him" or "her" and address the 33 kids as "friends" rather than girls and boys.

From the colour and placement of toys to the choice of books, every detail has been carefully planned to make sure the children don't fall into gender stereotypes.

"Society expects girls to be girlie, nice and pretty and boys to be manly, rough and outgoing," says Jenny Johnsson, a 31-year-old teacher.

"Egalia gives them a fantastic opportunity to be whoever they want to be."

The taxpayer-funded preschool which opened last year in the liberal Sodermalm district of Stockholm for kids aged one to six is among the most radical examples of Sweden's efforts to engineer equality between the sexes from childhood onward.

Breaking down gender roles is a core mission in the national curriculum for preschools, underpinned by the theory that even in highly egalitarian-minded Sweden, society gives boys an unfair edge.

To even things out, many preschools have hired "gender pedagogues" to help staff identify language and behaviour that risk reinforcing stereotypes.

Some parents worry things have gone too far. An obsession with obliterating gender roles, they say, could make the children confused and ill-prepared to face the world outside kindergarten.

"Different gender roles aren't problematic as long as they are equally valued," says Tanja Bergkvist, a 37-year-old blogger and a leading voice against what she calls "gender madness" in Sweden.

Those bent on shattering gender roles "say there's a hierarchy where everything that boys do is given higher value, but I wonder who decides that it has higher value," she says. "Why is there higher value in playing with cars?"

At Egalia - the title connotes "equality" - boys and girls play together with a toy kitchen, waving plastic utensils and pretending to cook. One boy hides inside the toy stove, his head popping out through a hole.

Lego bricks and other building blocks are intentionally placed next to the kitchen to make sure the children draw no mental barriers between cooking and construction.

Director Lotta Rajalin notes that Egalia places a special emphasis on fostering an environment tolerant of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. From a bookcase, she pulls out a story about two male giraffes who are sad to be childless - until they come across an abandoned crocodile egg.

Nearly all the children's books deal with homosexual couples, single parents or adopted children. There are no Snow White, Cinderella or other classic fairy tales seen as cementing stereotypes.

Rajalin, 52, says the staff also try to help the children discover new ideas when they play.

"A concrete example could be when they're playing 'house' and the role of the mom already is taken and they start to squabble," she says. "Then we suggest two moms or three moms and so on."

Egalia's methods are controversial; some say they amount to mind control. Rajalin says the staff have received threats from racists apparently upset about the preschool's use of black dolls.

But she says that there's a long waiting list for admission to Egalia, and that only one couple has pulled a child out of the school.

Jukka Korpi, 44, says he and his wife chose Egalia "to give our children all the possibilities based on who they are and not on their gender."

Sweden has promoted women's rights for decades, and more recently was a pioneer among European countries in allowing gay and lesbian couples to legalise their partnerships and adopt children.

Gender studies permeate academic life in Sweden. Bergkvist noted on her blog that the state-funded Swedish Science Council had granted $US80,000 ($A76,175) for a postdoctoral fellowship aimed at analysing "the trumpet as a symbol of gender."

Jay Belsky, a child psychologist at the University of California, Davis, said he's not aware of any other school like Egalia, and he questioned whether it was the right way to go.

"The kind of things that boys like to do - run around and turn sticks into swords - will soon be disapproved of," he said. "So gender neutrality at its worst is emasculating maleness."

Egalia is unusual even for Sweden. Staff try to shed masculine and feminine references from their speech, including the pronouns him or her - "han" or "hon" in Swedish. Instead, they've have adopted the genderless "hen," a word that doesn't exist in Swedish but is used in some feminist and gay circles.

"We use the word "hen" for example when a doctor, police, electrician or plumber or such is coming to the kindergarten," Rajalin says. "We don't know if it's a he or a she so we just say 'Hen is coming around 2pm' Then the children can imagine both a man or a woman. This widens their view."

Egalia doesn't deny the biological differences between boys and girls - the dolls the children play with are anatomically correct.

What matters is that children understand that their biological differences "don't mean boys and girls have different interests and abilities," Rajalin says. "This is about democracy. About human equality."

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So do the kids piss themselves while trying to figure out which toilet to use?

Publicly-funded fucktardery. :p

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 09:56 AM

Girls, Macros just became either a great catch or your worst nightmare, depending on how ... "flexible" ... you are. :no

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So you thought your penis size had nothing to do with your finger size? Think again...

By Peter Farquhar, Technology Editor
From: news.com.au
July 04, 2011 7:00PM

Link between finger length and penises
144 subjects tested in hospital
Concerns about overstretching

KOREAN scientists say the ratio between the second and fourth fingers is linked to stretched penile length.

The scientists descended on 144 Korean men aged 20 or older who were in hospital for urological surgery and who signed away their right to dignity.

The hand in question was the right one and the fingers were the second and fourth - otherwise known as ring and pinky.

The subjects were anaesthetised, which is important, because their tockleys needed to be torpid so the scientists could stretch them.

To make sure there was no preconceived notions, one measurer was designated the fingers and another got the goolies.

Men who were admitted with conditions that affect their penis size - such as hypospadia or urethral stricture - were excluded.

Now, before you start checking out your own fingers, or anyone's around you, you need a "digital Vernier calliper" accurate to 0.01mm just to be sure.

You measure the ventral surface of the fingers, from the crease at the palm to the tip.

Result?

The scientists discovered that while each man's height, ring finger length and digit ratio were all associated with the size of his penis, the digit ratio was the sole "significant predictive factor" for stretched penile length.

Reporting their findings in the Asian Journal of Andrology, the scientists said the results "did show that stretched penile length correlated with digit ratio, as men with a lower digit ratio tended to have a longer penile length".

So the closer in length your two fingers are, the more "jumbo heat" you're packing, as Jon Stewart would say.

Why knowing this is important is anyone's guess, however, the team says the findings link the phenomenon to another study that links height with prenatal androgen exposure.

Higher exposure to prenatal androgens such as testosterone generally result in taller people.

Now we know it is also "responsible for both the lower digit ratio and the longer penile length".

That "prenatal" caveat also means it can't be applied retrospectively, so for now, you'll have to stick to Swedish pumps and suspended weights.

(Trust us, there's no chemical fix. Ignore those emails.)

The best you can hope for is a good outcome for your son in gestation.

The study found that foetal androgen levels in male embryos are elevated between 8 and 24 weeks of gestation, peaking between 14 and 16 weeks.

There is a serious side to all this, as well.

According to the team, digit ratio "has been correlated with a number of aspects of reproductive biology and sexual behaviour over the past decade, including a link with the risk of developing prostate cancer".

And there are also critics of the study.

Some say it's not fair because the analgesic properties of anaesthesia means the penises could be stretched beyond reasonable lengths.

Others say it's not valid because the test subjects were solely Korean.

Ahem.

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There's also a helpful map for you ladies who want to do a world tour, although I call bullshit on the French estimate. :p
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 07:45 AM

Those zany Nazis ...

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Hitler ordered blow-up sex dolls for Nazi soldiers

From: NewsCore
July 12, 2011 3:14PM

ADOLF Hitler ordered blow-up dolls for his troops because so many caught sex diseases from prostitutes, The Sun reported today.

Records revealed Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were regularly hustling in Paris. The problem was so bad it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline duties.

The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote, "The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health for the sake of a quick adventure."

Hitler personally approved the plan for the blonde and blue-eyed "gynoid" dolls, which were small enough to fit into a backpack. They were tested by soldiers in Nazi-occupied Jersey.

Himmler was so impressed he ordered 50 for his own troops.

But in 1942 the project was halted when German soldiers refused to carry the dolls because of the potential embarrassment if they were captured by the enemy.

Author Graeme Donald uncovered Hitler's secretive "Borghild Project" while researching the history of Barbie, which was based on a postwar German sex doll.

He said, "In the end the idea fizzled out and the place where they were made and all the dolls were destroyed in the bombing of Dresden."

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:37 PM

View PostSombra, on 12 July 2011 - 07:45 AM, said:

Those zany Nazis ...

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http://www.news.com....i-1226093169327

Hitler ordered blow-up sex dolls for Nazi soldiers

From: NewsCore
July 12, 2011 3:14PM

ADOLF Hitler ordered blow-up dolls for his troops because so many caught sex diseases from prostitutes, The Sun reported today.

Records revealed Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were regularly hustling in Paris. The problem was so bad it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline duties.

The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote, "The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health for the sake of a quick adventure."

Hitler personally approved the plan for the blonde and blue-eyed "gynoid" dolls, which were small enough to fit into a backpack. They were tested by soldiers in Nazi-occupied Jersey.

Himmler was so impressed he ordered 50 for his own troops.

But in 1942 the project was halted when German soldiers refused to carry the dolls because of the potential embarrassment if they were captured by the enemy.

Author Graeme Donald uncovered Hitler's secretive "Borghild Project" while researching the history of Barbie, which was based on a postwar German sex doll.

He said, "In the end the idea fizzled out and the place where they were made and all the dolls were destroyed in the bombing of Dresden."

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Haha, can you imagine the high command bunker conversation?

Adolph: I want you to find a way to cut into the universe and free Cthulu to destroy our enemies.

Himmler: Understood sir. Anything else?

Adolph: Indeed, reanimate the corpses of dead soldiers using wolf DNA and parts.

Himmler: It shall be done sir! Anything else?

Adolph: Yes, Sex dolls, Lots of sex dolls.

Himmler: ??
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 09:10 PM

Not so weird as depressing...

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Air Conditioning The Military Costs More Than NASA's Entire Budget

NASA's annual budget is dwarfed by a lot of other programs, but this may be the most incredible.

It costs $1 billion more than NASA's budget just to provide air conditioning for temporary tents and housing in Iraq and Afghanistan, according to Gizmodo. The total cost of keeping troops cool comes to roughly $20 billion. That figure comes from Steve Anderson, a retired brigadier general who was Gen. Petraeus' chief logistician in Iraq.

NASA's total budget is just $19 billion.

The huge cost comes from the fuel used to power the units, according to Gizmodo. Even worse, the trucks used to transport the fuel have also become targets for insurgent IEDs, which leads to casualties in addition to upping the costs.

That cost comes out of the fuel needed to heat and cool tents on the front lines. However, the trucks that transport this fuel have become targets for IEDs used by the insurgency in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to Anderson, at least 1000 soldiers have been killed moving fuel.
There may be a potential fix for the problem, but it seems unlikely it'll ever actually happen. The Grist outlines the potential solution, according to Anderson: "Spray tents with polyurethane foam. An existing $95 million contract to spray-insulate tents is providing $1 billion in cost-avoidance, Anderson says. But insulating tents instead of air conditioning them is still not official military policy.



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