Abyss, on Mar 23 2009, 03:16 PM, said:
@Apt - your plan is flawed bcs either the mesh corrodes and the body parts float away, or it doesn't but keeps all the little bone pieces in one handy spot for the subsequent police divers and forensic reconstruction. The answer is tar pits. Unsupervised tar pits.
Nonsense. You want the bones to spread, that's the whole point of using a large mesh in the chicken wire. Fish, crabs, decomposing and the seas tug will make sure the bones are picked clean. When the bones are released they'll scatter over a large area, hundreds of miles possibly, making identification harder, since you don't know where the body was originally dumped. The DNA will of course eventually identify them but that's only if the police even bother getting their DNA, with no crimescene of obvious struggle the police will think they just disappeared. Weird tourists.
The Tarpit is a worse idea because allthough they are hard to search they will preserve the bodies for ever.
Woodchippers + Pig farm, great solution.
Crematorium + open sea, perfect solution.
@ Mez - You wouldn't happen to have bumped into any funeral directors in a bar or something like that? Or better yet, does the place you're living in have one of those old school furnaces in the cellar?
Alternatively Mezla could also just stop speaking to them. Like clamp up completely when they adress her. That would be funny-