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Okay sombra WINS! I think I'm funny, but his penis sig is a joy to behold. Hurrah for sombra!
BTW it was so aptorian that got called a pervert.
"I'm a steed?" WTF?
Tehol Breaks A Leg Don't try this at home!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:43 AM
souls are for wimps
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teholbeddict
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 01:18 PM
@Sombra I'll never be able to look at Ice, Ice Baby the same way again! 
Thank you I shall follow those instructions to the letter! I'll get right on sending you the drugs! 
@Hoosier I own my own house, fell on my own walkway so suing Starbucks or some mythical apartment complex is out of the question. I am completely to blame for this one! I'm just bitter that Starbucks has me addicted to the point of rushing out my house and breaking a leg!
@Apt No I do not feel my luck has increased since breaking my leg! In fact I'm feeling decidedly sore (worse than yesterday actually) and unlucky!
Thank you I shall follow those instructions to the letter! I'll get right on sending you the drugs! @Hoosier I own my own house, fell on my own walkway so suing Starbucks or some mythical apartment complex is out of the question. I am completely to blame for this one! I'm just bitter that Starbucks has me addicted to the point of rushing out my house and breaking a leg!
@Apt No I do not feel my luck has increased since breaking my leg! In fact I'm feeling decidedly sore (worse than yesterday actually) and unlucky!
This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 21 March 2009 - 01:25 PM
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:01 PM
Sombra! You trying to turn she that cannot run away into a dope peddler? Shame on you|!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:17 PM
hows the leg today tehol?
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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teholbeddict
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:31 PM
Stradivarius, on Mar 21 2009, 09:17 AM, said:
hows the leg today tehol?
It's actually more sore today then it was yesterday! It's more of nuisance that anything. I've got some lovely multi coloured bruising going on!
Managed to get some crutches that were the right size so I can move around a little more now. I can actually make it to the kitchen! (my life is going to be soooo boring for the next while)@Apt I have no intentions of going bar hopping thank you! I can barely get around my own house at the moment! I'm not looking for sympathy dates! You are as always a sick and twisted man!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:44 PM
I think he want's you to go out in a wheelchair.
To either start your own collection or so that he can steal it for himself.
To either start your own collection or so that he can steal it for himself.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:44 PM
Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 09:41 AM, said:
What? You need to milk that leg for all that it is worth!
Forget it! There's no way I'm using my broken leg to get me anything of any sort! Remind me to steer clear of you if you ever break a limb! You'd probably be asking all the women to sign your cast just to get them within groping range!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
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The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:45 PM
Darkwatch, on Mar 21 2009, 09:44 AM, said:
I think he want's you to go out in a wheelchair.
To either start your own collection or so that he can steal it for himself.
To either start your own collection or so that he can steal it for himself.
Oh I'm sure he's want a cut of the profits!
This is Apt we're talking about afterall!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:53 PM
I just thought of something.
You could always break his leg, giving him the chance to milk it. And you could play the chaperone if things get too frisky and use your crutches while he tries to maneuvre his wheelchair in a crowded club.
You could always break his leg, giving him the chance to milk it. And you could play the chaperone if things get too frisky and use your crutches while he tries to maneuvre his wheelchair in a crowded club.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 02:57 PM
This is sounding more and more like a plan! I like the idea of being a queen! So how are we going to break your leg Apt?!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:08 PM
How would you be king with no crippling handicap?
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:11 PM
Aptorian, on Mar 21 2009, 10:05 AM, said:
I already have the wheelchair handy, we can just brake Frookenhaurs leg(s) he doesn't need them anyway.
Wait...I thought we were breaking you legs Apt? How did frookie get into this! I can't break the legs of my gigolo! Who's going to serve me?
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:23 PM
teholbeddict, on Mar 21 2009, 11:11 AM, said:
Wait...I thought we were breaking you legs Apt? How did frookie get into this! I can't break the legs of my gigolo! Who's going to service me?
Edited for gigolo accuracy.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 03:32 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 21 2009, 10:23 AM, said:
teholbeddict, on Mar 21 2009, 11:11 AM, said:
Wait...I thought we were breaking you legs Apt? How did frookie get into this! I can't break the legs of my gigolo! Who's going to service me?
Edited for gigolo accuracy.
I'm sure frookie is thanking you for that right now Mez! Lol
@Apt I'm in a full leg cast here! Salmon allergies and some contact lenses aren't going to cut it! You have to break somthing or injure yourself in some way otherwise it's a no go! Contact lenses do not count as crippling! Come on there's a crown on the line here!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
