This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 20 March 2009 - 06:34 PM
Tehol Breaks A Leg Don't try this at home!
#21
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:33 PM
I'm betting Vicodin/Hydrocodone.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#22
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:43 PM
I'll have some of them...Are they fun drugs, Hoosier?
Dammit still no answer on my gigolo offer...Maybe the drugs are taking effect...maybe.
Dammit still no answer on my gigolo offer...Maybe the drugs are taking effect...maybe.
souls are for wimps
#23
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:43 PM
Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 01:17 PM, said:
She has us to help her from getting bored..right! Er...so that should last half a day, OMG you're in trouble Tehol! I recommend fast food all the cable channels and a gigolo to keep you amused...
Whats this I found in my pocket...
Oooh look it says: "Frookenhauer, Gigolo at your service, clean breaks welcome!"
I'm here for ya Tehol
Whats this I found in my pocket...
Oooh look it says: "Frookenhauer, Gigolo at your service, clean breaks welcome!"
I'm here for ya Tehol
You're welcome to be my gigolo frookie! Although I think your duties are mostly going to be fetching meds and water and helping me hobble about! Something tells me that's not what you had in mind!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#24
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:46 PM
Will he be cooking and washing in your steed.
Is he qualified for that? I seem to remember him handing in his man cards at some point so he might be a plausable substitute
Is he qualified for that? I seem to remember him handing in his man cards at some point so he might be a plausable substitute
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#25
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:48 PM
well at least you can't run away...
Hold on the whole manservant part is defo not what I'm looking for...Fine...Lets talk numbers and flights
Hold on the whole manservant part is defo not what I'm looking for...Fine...Lets talk numbers and flights
souls are for wimps
#26
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:48 PM
The other half had surgery on his cruciate knee ligaments a few years back when we still lived together. At the beginning when he was in hospital and just got home, I was giving it all "I'm going to be the best nurse in the world". About 1.5 days into preparing all of his meals, getting every drink, helping him keep his knee dry in the shower, remembering when he needed medication and sleeping on the sofa I was all for starving him and leaving him to fester in his own filth. He would ask for a drink and I'd be all "You had one 3 hours ago, you don't need another one yet". He still reminds me how awful I am today!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#27
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:49 PM
hold on one moment mac! that's not fair...i mortgaged it during the whole pink shirt thingy! I can get it back any time I want
souls are for wimps
#28
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:50 PM
Such compassion!
Frook: typical dr. prescribed pain medications in the U.S.
Frook: typical dr. prescribed pain medications in the U.S.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#29
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:50 PM
Yeah I've got Frook's man card in my wallet, I don't quite remember why we took that from him to begin with. Someone must know.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
#30
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:52 PM
Hold on people lets just concentrate on the broken leg and forget the whole man card thing...
Goddamm crazy malazanites
Goddamm crazy malazanites
souls are for wimps
#31
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:53 PM
I've checked the meds they've given me demorol and percoset which should have me really out of it for the next while!
@Frookie you would have to do the dishes and the cooking! We can discuss the rest later based on your performance
@Maccy Those are not just womanly duties!
Thank you everyone for making me laugh and being so nice!
@Frookie you would have to do the dishes and the cooking! We can discuss the rest later based on your performance
@Maccy Those are not just womanly duties!
Thank you everyone for making me laugh and being so nice!
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#32
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:54 PM
yeah, your man card's been confiscated by Maccy.
the real mystery now becomes: how did Sparky end up with it?
the real mystery now becomes: how did Sparky end up with it?
#33
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:55 PM
Oooooh, they gave you the good stuff! Hopefully you'll post some crazy shit. More likely you'll sit zoned out staring at a turned off t.v. though.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#34
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:55 PM
as long as its big numbers and small tasks...i'm game...So which part of my job specs performance were you looking to evaluate?
souls are for wimps
#35
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:56 PM
Oh gosh! That's terrible. There has to be some way you can blame Starbucks for this; I mean, if their coffee wasn't so delicious you wouldn't be in this mess. Think of the lawsuit! And those juicy damages... You know it makes sense.
Transatlantic commiserations nonetheless. And I'm sure we all wish you a speedy recovery.
Transatlantic commiserations nonetheless. And I'm sure we all wish you a speedy recovery.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#36
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:57 PM
They gave me demerol after my appendectomy. Apparently I'm allergic to it and it nearly killed me. Be careful with it!
#37
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:58 PM
Rodeo, never fails to cheer someone up..
#38
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:58 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 20 2009, 02:48 PM, said:
"You had one 3 hours ago, you don't need another one yet".
Brilliance.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#39
Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:03 PM
Look noone confiscated nothing...Look I have it he-
Give it back sparky!
Give it back sparky!
souls are for wimps
#40
Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:06 PM
hehe