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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#121 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:28 PM

Its all about the winning...

Bent, I'm mostly in agreement with you in that before this bet, I would never have worn a pink shirt...again. Your assessment in womens' wants works for a percentage of women, but not all the time. Far as I can tell its pretty much pot luck what they'll like on any given day and the best bet is to just be cool. Bitch be cool. I'm really hamming it up for this and am planning to have a good crack and see if I can get some cool pics for the small but powerful force that is Tehol and also you lot. I might get a guido cut too for a laugh :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:43 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Mar 4 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They're from "Le chateau"!

The credibility of saying that it's not metro just dissapeared.



I'm so glad someone else caught that and was amused by it.
And then commented on it en francais just for good measure. Le Chat' can be all over the place but they do have some nice stuff.


I figure Frook's odds vary widely based on where he's going in the pink...

Sportbar = tar and featheration.
Martini Lounge = wild crazed threesome, gender preference flexible.


I virtually guarnantee he'll get at least one 'I like your outfit' from a woman. tehol' can shop for mans.


- Abyss, can work the pink.
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#123 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:45 PM

View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 09:40 AM, said:

View PostStradivarius, on Mar 5 2009, 08:34 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on Mar 5 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered


hmmm for most men yes! have u got any idea how long it takes to scrub such this as iodine, terramicin spray and marker spray off your bloody hands? no didnt think so. so yes you can do it in less time but you end up going out with blue green and brown hands!!!!!


You've never worked on an engine have you, bloody knuckles and oil on your hands...yet another thing women like, men who work.


I will agree. My woman is always pissy when I go on building/fixing sprees and won't spend time with her...but when I come back all sweaty and manly feeling with a new shelving unit or repaired car, she never denies the sexytime.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:46 PM

View PostAbyss, on Mar 5 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

- Abyss, can work the pink.


The question is, are you down with the brown?

I'm sorry, that was wrong.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:47 PM

A pink shirt, from 'Le chateau' no less? :p

I don't even think I own anything with a bright colour, much less pink!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:49 PM

View PostAbyss, on Mar 5 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

- Abyss, can work the pink.


This from a man who loves cats. I am not suprised

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:50 PM

View PostAbyss, on Mar 5 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

I'm so glad someone else caught that and was amused by it.
And then commented on it en francais just for good measure. Le Chat' can be all over the place but they do have some nice stuff.


I figure Frook's odds vary widely based on where he's going in the pink...

Sportbar = tar and featheration.
Martini Lounge = wild crazed threesome, gender preference flexible.


I virtually guarnantee he'll get at least one 'I like your outfit' from a woman. tehol' can shop for mans.


- Abyss, can work the pink.



Thank you Lord Abyss! It's nice to know someone appreciates my talents and efforts! I would just like to add you're probably the only man around who can work the pink and bacon! :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:43 PM

View PostAnomander, on Mar 5 2009, 10:47 AM, said:

A pink shirt, from 'Le chateau' no less? :p

I don't even think I own anything with a bright colour, much less pink!


^ emo goth. :p


View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 10:49 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on Mar 5 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

- Abyss, can work the pink.


This from a man who loves cats. I am not suprised

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View Postteholbeddict, on Mar 5 2009, 10:50 AM, said:

...
Thank you Lord Abyss! It's nice to know someone appreciates my talents and efforts! I would just like to add you're probably the only man around who can work the pink and bacon! :p



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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

i tried, best i could do :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:56 PM

followed closely by this fail




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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:57 PM

well so long as the pic meister bubba failed as well I don't feel so bad about my google-fu

eta, however i did find the most awesome tux EVER

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:58 PM





wait...now I'm way off

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

when all else fails......MS paint




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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:05 PM

searched fopr bacon tie as well? :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:09 PM

yes and a few other wordings

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:15 PM

Chicks will dig it if you tell 'em it's a bet. That and getting one alone and whispering in her ear "I have a knife and no one knows where you are."

Chicks dig romantic talk like that.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:28 PM

So let me get this straight. Frook is being sent out wearing a pink ensemble because he lost a bet on the internet and will be taking pictures for said people on the internet and trying to find interested women so that he can report back to the people on the internet? The chicks are not going to dig that story!!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:29 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 5 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

So let me get this straight. Frook is being sent out wearing a pink ensemble because he lost a bet on the internet and will be taking pictures for said people on the internet and trying to find interested women so that he can report back to the people on the internet? The chicks are not going to dig that story!!


I don't think you understand just how 'internet cool' we are.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:34 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 5 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

So let me get this straight. Frook is being sent out wearing a pink ensemble because he lost a bet on the internet and will be taking pictures for said people on the internet and trying to find interested women so that he can report back to the people on the internet? The chicks are not going to dig that story!!



Mez is right the chicks aren't going to dig that story! They might pay attention because he looks good in the outfit, but it'll all be downhill from there if he takes Rodeo's advice! Take it from two actual women! We know what we're talking about! I can not believe some of the things you boys think we'll be impressed by! I don't know how this turned into him trying to find women in the first place. The whole premise of the bet was that he had to get dressed up and take pics in specific poses. If he gets some girl, that's just coincidence, he's not supposed to out actively looking for them. We don't need him getting distracted from the original terms of the bet after all.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:41 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Mar 5 2009, 05:15 PM, said:

Chicks will dig it if you tell 'em it's a bet. That and getting one alone and whispering in her ear "I have a knife and no one knows where you are."

Chicks dig romantic talk like that.



:p :p
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