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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#141 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:42 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Mar 5 2009, 05:28 PM, said:

So let me get this straight. Frook is being sent out wearing a pink ensemble because he lost a bet on the internet and will be taking pictures for said people on the internet and trying to find interested women so that he can report back to the people on the internet? The chicks are not going to dig that story!!


If he has any sense he will stop after the "I have to do it for a bet" bit...................... giving wimmin too much info is dangerous

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:08 PM

God, Rodeo has me laughing my ass off!

Also.... well, actually that's about it.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:18 PM

View PostAbyss, on Mar 5 2009, 12:43 PM, said:

^ emo goth. :p


:p Emo? Nay, I'm too happy a fellow for that! Nor do I wear make-up.

Also, I'd suggest you avoid mentioning the internet at all Frook, including the fact that someone on a web forum sent you your clothes. :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:23 PM

but its what all the cool kids do!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:30 PM

The ladies protest too much. They know my moves work. C'mon. Line that shit up. Internt bet, pink shirt that might as well say "My other penis is a vagina," Jager bombs and knife threats? That's freaking Shakespeare in this day and age.

Party hearty and enjoy prison. But don't tell anyone behind bars about the pink shirt.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:31 PM

Also, don't forget to pop your collar. Veeeery important step.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:21 PM

As a general rule, no reference should be made to the internutz.

HOWEVER, and Frook, listenread carefully here... you can, and SHOULD, in response to any comment from a member of the opposites to whom you are attracted, make a point of noting that a woman - refer ambiguously to a 'friend' - picked this outfit out for you.

Why? I'll tell you why...

Because it means you are a man who knows when to shut your manface up and listen to a woman who knows better. And woman dig this. You are not saying you cannot dress yourself. You are saying that you respect and act on the pov of the opposite sex. THis sort of self-awareness ups your attraction points and may increase the likelihood of you waking up covered in scratch marks, lipstick, curious bruises and possibly missing a kidney.


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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:33 PM

View PostHumperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 12:46 AM, said:

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Hey, is that Toby in the bottom right?

Also, pink is pig disgusting. However, bonus points for accepting the consequences of your bet. You should take Abyss's advice and mention a lady friend's advice when asked about the shirt.

Let them assume it's your mother, you'll get - and i quote - 'mad pussy'. Good if you like irate cats, I suppose.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:35 PM

Oh! I was so totally going to say that I'm doing this all on the say so on the words of those on the internet...

My general lines were going to be: "I have this friend in Canada and we made this crazy bet (insert crazy bet here) and she won and now I have to wear this striking pink shirt that I'm not sure I'd have bought, but I dunno...

Anyway you look hot, lets snog." It'll go down a storm. :p

I need to make the sheep competition sound sexy, help me here peeps.

edit: BTW ROFL there's some funny shit being posted :p

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:39 PM

There is nothing even remotely sexy about our sheep competitions frookie! Don't go into major details! Just say you lost the bet. Having read your plan, I think you'd be better of following the advice of Rodeo! :p

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:42 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 5 2009, 05:35 PM, said:

Anyway you look hot, lets snog."


Snog: Making even "necking" look strange as a euphemism for making out since... well whenever the Brits came up with it.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:45 PM

View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 10:42 PM, said:

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 5 2009, 05:35 PM, said:

Anyway you look hot, lets snog."


Snog: Making even "necking" look strange as a euphemism for making out since... well whenever the Brits came up with it.


Pulling, copping off and such foolish sentament. tho the all time worst has to be one i heard of an english girl who asked me if i fancied a rooting!
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#153 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:48 PM

Don't worry Ano, ze collar haz to be popped, its part of the bet:

Popped collar, at my local, in a pink shirt/vest combo with a watermelon bacardi breezer in my hand surrounded by hot babes (I added the hot babes part)

Can I pull it off?!? *SNIGGER* Dunno, but I'll give it a shot.

Tehol, my dear, I am not going to use the "I have a knife, chat up line!" Pink shirt in jail = "Oh the horror!" <please make use of camp voice when saying the last bit>
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:53 PM

Well I don't think you should use the line either! If you read through you'll see I didn't approve of Rodeo's plan. However, his looks brilliant in comparison to yours!

You can do the pic surrounded by hot girls but I want at least one without them, just so we're sticking to the origianl terms. After that feel free to surround yourself by as many beauties as the outfit can attract! Oh and don't forget to make sure the Watermelon breezer label is clearly displayed. I don't want you cheating and ending up with a bottle of beer instead!

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#155 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:08 PM

Fine I'll work on it! :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:24 PM

over in the shithole I run about in, the common vernacular for a snog is "a curt"
(A bastardisation by accent of the age old art of courting)
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:37 PM

Never heard that one before: Snog, get off, nookie...I'm old school.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 12:15 AM

the one thing that is guarantied to put me off sex is the phrase fancie a rooting i'm not on the blob! errgh just disgusting!!! :p
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 01:00 AM

hahaha this is hilarious. Its a struggle for me to match everyday when i leave if im not goin to work. I just put some pants/shorts on, and throw on the top shirt on my shirt pile. I do ask my girl when we go out if what im wearing is ok and she always says yes! because i do dress nicer those times.

But props for owning the bet haha, Goodluck to ya with the ladies.

and what is the game "Sheep?" eh?
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 01:03 AM

Go look in the Games Forum at the Sheep threads. It's described there in detail.
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