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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pink Vest Pink Vest: The Revenge

#101 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:16 PM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:17 PM

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 08:16 AM, said:

I have now seen the light.

Thank you lord Bubba


Who the fuck you callin Bubba?

This post has been edited by Bent: 05 March 2009 - 01:18 PM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:17 PM

Who the fuck is bubba?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:18 PM

You cheated and eddited it out!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:18 PM

pics or it didn't happen
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:18 PM

View PostMacros, on Mar 5 2009, 12:15 PM, said:

strad - thats 5 minutes including the shower.


Ah but doesnt that all depend on how dirty you are?!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:20 PM

a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:22 PM

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 08:18 AM, said:

pics or it didn't happen


I quoted your post, its correct, you said Bubba, now KNEEL!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:23 PM

View PostMacros, on Mar 5 2009, 08:20 AM, said:

a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered


Barring that, spray liberally with body spray x, and hope you can talk her into "taking a shower" with you, after the date is over.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:27 PM

View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 09:14 AM, said:

Wow, I never thought it would come to this but

Mac is right, all this women like this and women like that BS, is getting rediculous! You want to know what women like? Women like a man! I mean a manly man! Women like a man that will grab them by the arms and push them against the wall and say"I am gonna make you pass out before his is over" and then kiss her. Women like when a man, and I mean a manly man says "Sit there, shut up, and put this in your mouth!" That kind of man, a man who refuses to ask for directions, a man who likes to pull her hair during sex, a man who refuses to wear pink and then punches the gay men who say he questions HIS sexuality. Men who like to buy them flowers and open doors for them, but sill wont put the seat down, just to laugh at the lady falling in the pot!

Women don't like men who know how to dress, these are called "friends" and a woman thinks she can "talk" to you and not have to worry about "sex" getting in th the way. So I say NAY! Nay to the womanization of men! NAY to the metrosexual movement. And NAY to the dominatrix style women that like to shove things up there mens who-ha's

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ROFL

That one got people looking at me at work. Jesus that's funny.

btw, totally agree...especially on the refusing to wear pink bit. Invisible rep.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:34 PM

quote name='Macros' date='Mar 5 2009, 01:20 PM' post='541579']
a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered
[/quote]

hmmm for most men yes! have u got any idea how long it takes to scrub such this as iodine, terramicin spray and marker spray off your bloody hands? no didnt think so. so yes you can do it in less time but you end up going out with blue green and brown hands!!!!!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:40 PM

View PostStradivarius, on Mar 5 2009, 08:34 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on Mar 5 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered


hmmm for most men yes! have u got any idea how long it takes to scrub such this as iodine, terramicin spray and marker spray off your bloody hands? no didnt think so. so yes you can do it in less time but you end up going out with blue green and brown hands!!!!!


You've never worked on an engine have you, bloody knuckles and oil on your hands...yet another thing women like, men who work.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:50 PM

View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 01:40 PM, said:

View PostStradivarius, on Mar 5 2009, 08:34 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on Mar 5 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

a real man gets clean in 3 minutes flat.
even if tarred and feathered


hmmm for most men yes! have u got any idea how long it takes to scrub such this as iodine, terramicin spray and marker spray off your bloody hands? no didnt think so. so yes you can do it in less time but you end up going out with blue green and brown hands!!!!!


You've never worked on an engine have you, bloody knuckles and oil on your hands...yet another thing women like, men who work.


too many time! swafega is good but never gets all the oil off. tho ur right women do like a man who can do real work. in ron burgandys words. "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am."
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 02:10 PM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 02:28 PM

Wait... so we are actually trying to get Frookie hooked up in his pink shirt?

I thought the point was to get noone but a colorblind homosexual to want him...

Bah... this thread loses all meaning if you are serious about him wearing a pink shirt.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 02:39 PM

I know these guys aren't wearing pink shirst, but still. Could they be any less manly?

Check out the rest of the gallery as well....jeez!


http://www.credd.se/foto/nattklubb/bilder-...2009-02-27.aspx

oh and this:

http://www.credd.se/foto/nattklubb/bilder-...8/img-4415.aspx

This post has been edited by Grimhilde: 05 March 2009 - 02:41 PM

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 02:40 PM

The idea behind the bet was that it was something he swore over and over again he would never ever do, and I managed to win my way into having him do it. Yes we were debating whether or not a man looked good in a pink shirt, but it wasn't really to do with his manliness, or heaven forbid having him get picked up by another male. We got on to the jeans and what not because he's a great sport and decided to put some effort into carrying this out. Frookie's an honest guy if it turns out he liked the pink shirt afterall he'll admit it (although grudgingly). The point is to have fun with it though and get some hilarious pics out of it too! If he picks up some chick because she thinks he looks good in his outfit, that's besides the point! Although being me, I will take credit for it! Cause we all know no woman would have looked at him twice in those light blue jeans! :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:02 PM

View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 08:22 AM, said:

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 08:18 AM, said:

pics or it didn't happen


I quoted your post, its correct, you said Bubba, now KNEEL!


You editted it in, that's not right.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:11 PM

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 10:02 AM, said:

View PostBent, on Mar 5 2009, 08:22 AM, said:

View PostVizzini, on Mar 5 2009, 08:18 AM, said:

pics or it didn't happen


I quoted your post, its correct, you said Bubba, now KNEEL!


You editted it in, that's not right.


You editted it out first. So I win.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:16 PM

but that's like speaking for me, which isn't cool.

Therefore I win, but you win for your awesome post. So we both win.
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