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Do I swear too much? Will have swearwords, so be advised

Poll: Do I swear too much? (54 member(s) have cast votes)

So, do I?

Funk yes (11 votes [20.75%])
Percentage of vote: 20.75%
Funk no (5 votes [9.43%])
Percentage of vote: 9.43%
I have no funking idea (3 votes [5.66%])
Percentage of vote: 5.66%
I think you use profanity slightly too much but tend to keep it to reasonable limits (6 votes [11.32%])
Percentage of vote: 11.32%
You should swear more, you pussy (14 votes [26.42%])
Percentage of vote: 26.42%
You should replace all your swearwords with graphic descriptions of genitalia instead (6 votes [11.32%])
Percentage of vote: 11.32%
I funking well am Dolorous Funking Menhir and I funking think this funking thread is funking stupid, muddyfootster (8 votes [15.09%])
Percentage of vote: 15.09%

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#141 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:42 AM

Just make sure there's no perpendicularity, otherwise you might choke.

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#142 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 12:54 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 27 2009, 10:42 AM, said:

Just make sure there's no perpendicularity, otherwise you might choke.

WTF?!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#143 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 12:56 PM

Yes.

#144 Bhurnae

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 01:20 PM

I hate artichokes

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#145 ch'arlz

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 03:29 PM

Bhurnae, on Feb 27 2009, 08:20 AM, said:

I hate artichokes

I have nothing but pity for people who hate artichokes.

Shaken, not stirred.

#146 Illuyankas

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 04:56 PM

I have nothing but pity for people who have nothing but pity for people who hate artichokes.

And the Dutch.

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#147 frookenhauer

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 05:08 PM

I bet I could eat a hundred pitying artichoke haters!

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#148 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 06:12 AM

I HATE ARTOCHCOKES ALSO

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#149 Zanth13

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:33 AM

I hate choking...

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#150 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 11:40 AM

That also makes me annoyed.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#151 Slow Ben

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:40 PM

Never had an artichoke.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#152 Stradivarius

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 03:25 PM

i find myself swearing far too much. however i suspect this is as a result of working with sheep for too many years. bollock to those people that suggest that only those with a limited vocab swear. more words bigger vocab??!

never want to have an articoke either!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#153 bubba

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 04:07 AM

#154 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:19 AM

Does anyone here swear because they consider it to be manly?

I'm afraid to answer...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#155 Zanth13

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:05 PM

I will have to slow my swearing down, its just a bad habit i picked up... ive cussed pretty badly in fron of my little brother, mom and grandmother already on leave, and i feel really shallow and stupid when they slip out...

maybe i should wash my own mouth out with soap?

or beer?

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#156 Aptorian

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:22 PM

No, your family needs to butch the fuck up!

#157 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:36 PM

Man. MAN. Not butch.

#158 Aptorian

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:37 PM

I don't get to use the word butch that often, I took the chance and I'm sticking with my choice. Wanna fight about, eh?

#159 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:41 PM

I once had a cat called Butch.

True story.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#160 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:42 PM

What's the point in fighting someone who uses the word "butch"? You may as well fight a dancer called julian who just loves velvet curtains, because they are just divine. Ooh, and pedicures!

I picked up a lot of my swearing habit from my ex and her family. They swore all the time, even her little sister, and when an 11 year old girl iss are using the word "c*nt" every 30 seconds, it sort of becomes natural to use. Plus you'd look like one if you didnt join in with the profanities.