[Slow Ben]

So, we have a discussion for most dumfounding movie quotes, how about a place to list our favorites. I myself try to use movie quotes in at least 40% of all speech that comes out of my mouth.

Sooo...

Somebody's gotta go back to town and get a shitload of dimes!!

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 19 February 2009 - 07:19 PM

[cole Orlong 9th Squad BB]

ROCCO: We could kill everybody

Murph: What do you think

Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with the idea

[Pallol One Eye]

You got real close to hitting the button the Whoop-ass machine boy

[Coco with marshmallows]

From Predator:
"you're hurt man, you're bleeding"
"I ain't got time to bleed"
"oh" fires grenade launcher "you got time to duck?"


"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

[HoosierDaddy]

"IT'S A TRAP!"

Also:

"Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! You know this!"

Finally,

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man."

[Slow Ben]

Yippee ky-yay motherfucker

[masan's saddle]

" Why don't you put her in charge !!!"

Corporal Hicks, Aliens

" What have you got to offer a woman ?"

" Me? Sore arse and a cab fare !"

[Volkh]

"go ninja go ninja go go" - you know you love the ooze !!

"first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me(spits a grape pit), blow."- the one, the only, the ash

"FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS", "have you seen my baseball?"

"HEY YOU GUUYYYSSSS!", "dats what i said"

[Darkwatch]

masan's saddle, on Feb 19 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

" Why don't you put her in charge !!!"

Corporal Hicks, Aliens

Pedantic Bear has this to say:

"Hudson, Sir. He's Hicks" - Hudson to the Lieutenant.

Seeing as how it was Private Hudson who was yelling about putting Newt in charge.

[Stalker]

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning"- Apocalypse Now

[HoosierDaddy]

"It's nudie magazine day!"

"Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What the fuck is Goofy?"

"Heeerrreeeeeeee's Johnny!"

[masan's saddle]

Darkwatch, on Feb 20 2009, 03:35 AM, said:

masan's saddle, on Feb 19 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

" Why don't you put her in charge !!!"

Corporal Hicks, Aliens

Pedantic Bear has this to say:

"Hudson, Sir. He's Hicks" - Hudson to the Lieutenant.

Seeing as how it was Private Hudson who was yelling about putting Newt in charge.

Ah Mr Bear, You can't honestly think I didn't do it on purpose just to illicit your speedy and correct response ?
" Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen, found em."

[The Tyrant Lizard]

'You a bounty hunter?'
'A man's got to make a living.'
'Dying aint much of a living, boy.'

From the Outlaw Josey Wales. I like the way the bounty hunter proclaims himself a man, and Josey slaps a 'Boy' on the end of his insult just to double it up a bit.

Also, the legendary rant by Steve Martin in Planes Trains and Automobiles that ends with, 'I want a fucking car, right fucking now.'

[Slow Ben]

4 fucking wheels and a seat!

[dktorode]

Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]

This post has been edited by dktorode: 20 February 2009 - 02:21 PM

[Soulessdreamer]

"I say we take off and nuke the sight from orbit. Just to be sure" Aliens

"Ha that got them worked up they don't like it when you shoot back at them. I figured that out my ownself" firefly, not a movie but still cool

From Full Metal Jacket
"we are jolly green giants striding the earth; with guns"

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well trained VC."
"How can you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them as much"

TTFN

[Mezla PigDog]

Darkwatch, on Feb 19 2009, 10:35 PM, said:

masan's saddle, on Feb 19 2009, 07:30 PM, said:

" Why don't you put her in charge !!!"

Corporal Hicks, Aliens

Pedantic Bear has this to say:

"Hudson, Sir. He's Hicks" - Hudson to the Lieutenant.

Seeing as how it was Private Hudson who was yelling about putting Newt in charge.

DW has now been elevated to "Awesome status" on my Forum-member-o-meter

Predator "Gonna have me some fun" has been popular for a long time in my house (along with every other line from Predator, Aliens and The Terminator).

Also, from one of the Short Circuit movies, in the hammiest Indian accent you can muster, "I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run".

And, it isn't a quote, but you know in Face/Off where John Tavolta's character does that really creepy thing of feeling his kids face? Me and Mr PigDog like doing that to each other at really inopportune moments.

EDIT - And I forgot my current signature! Plus anything else from The Lost Boys - "Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster", "Burn rubber does not mean Warp Speed", "My own brother, a goddamned shit sucking vampire. You wait til mum finds out" etc etc etc "You'll never grow old Michael, and you will never die. But you must FEED" said with appropriate face wipage - that one is reeled out when someone serves up a good bloody steak.

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 20 February 2009 - 04:36 PM

[Coco with marshmallows]

For my money, one of the greatest deleted scenes of all time, frim Aliens:

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not want to FUCK with me. Check it out. Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Whap! Fry half a city with this puppy! We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPG's... we got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes. We got knives, sharp sticks, bolos, nunchucks...we be doin' Indian burns...."


seriously, why the hell did they cut that? it's great.

[alestar]

[running] "Okay, so what am I doing?" [sees man also running] "I'm chasing this guy." [man shoots] "Nope. He's chasing me." - Memento

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Clerks

"Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!" - BASEketball

"Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski

[Macros]

"I like you, hell you can come over and fuck my sister!" basically anything said by gunnery sergeant in FMJ

"My apartment smells of rich mahoganyyyyyyyyII'm sorry, that sounds stupid" Ron bugundy - Anchorman

"I wanna take you out on a date, you know some chicken, maybe some sex, see what happens" Anchorman

"I will find you, and I will Kill you" - Taken

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! " - 300

I could go on all day, but I won't

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car." - Ferris Bueller