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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

#481 Sparkimus

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:38 PM

Yup... "why'd the chicken cross the road?" was funny 50 years ago too....not so much today.

You grabassers sure know how to tell a joke

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So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#482 RodeoRanch

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:58 PM

Don't make me go all 1776 on you British bastards.

USA USA USA!

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 07:00 PM

But the americans hate the french now!

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#484 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 07:08 PM

We don't hate the French. Just their freedom fries and freedom toast.

We are so f-ing stupid.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#485 Stradivarius

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:34 PM

RodeoRanch, on Mar 3 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

Don't make me go all 1776 on you British bastards.

USA USA USA!

oh yes and what a model country america turned out with out the british! you guys voted in Bush jr for gods sake!!!!!!!!

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#486 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:38 PM

And you declared "Peace in our time." I don't blame Brits for Chamberlain, don't blame us for Bush.

Don't tread on football.

Also... Someone throw some Lee Greenwood music on in this thread.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:41 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Mar 3 2009, 08:38 PM, said:

And you declared "Peace in our time." I don't blame Brits for Chamberlain, don't blame us for Bush.

Don't tread on football.

Also... Someone throw some Lee Greenwood music on in this thread.

yeah but we quickly sorted that out with good old churchhill! Bad ass secutary killing alchoholic big daddy!

only time will tell if you've made a similar turn with obama!

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#488 frookenhauer

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:46 PM

Don't say bad things about Obama...He can hear you. And people that cross him have a tendency to FAIL.

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#489 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:48 PM

I can't explain Bush's reelection. It was stunning. He actually "lost" the first election but thanks to the electoral college system "won". We make easy stuff hard.

#490 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:50 PM

If you wanted to get technical, BUsh "lost" both elections because he "cheated" by "vote tampering." Just saying.

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#491 frookenhauer

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:55 PM

I've always said that and not letting blacks vote in some states...But, its okay he never really did any harm while he was president...Except start 2 wars and not really go anywhere with them and dodge a shoe...Which BTW was an amazingly technical and stylish duck I would have been proud to pull it off myself.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:57 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 3 2009, 08:46 PM, said:

Don't say bad things about Obama...He can hear you. And people that cross him have a tendency to FAIL.

hey wasnt having a go! just stating that we dont know how good he'll be. signs are good tho! at least he's not a bloody idiot!

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#493 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 09:05 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

I'll admit it, I was a little impressed with how he just stood there after the first shoe flew, then effortlessly dipped out of the way of the second. There's know to know at the time if that guy had a gun or anything, it took some cojones to just stand there instead of diving for safety.

And that's the nicest thing I've ever said about W.

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#494 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:25 PM

We managed to keep Thatcher in for 11 years, we cant talk. Although she DID kick those Argentinian arses, so I spose she deserved a couple of years for that. And she survived an IRA bomb attack, so good on her. Right down the road from where I am now incidentally, 5 mins walk. She showed those awful irishies what what, eh.

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#495 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:31 PM

It's all fun and games until someone brings up American sponsored assassination attempts.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:33 PM

He edited his unproven comment out.

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#497 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:35 PM

Well, I thought it a bit needlessly inflammatory, even if the IRA did receive much of it's funding from America. It also got plenty of funding from Liverpool, and as much as I'd like to blame the scousers, it would be a bit unfair to generalise.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:36 PM

It doesn't bother me. We aren't saints.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:39 PM

Fezzik Luxury Yacht, on Mar 3 2009, 09:05 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Mar 3 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

LINKY

Actually he did his ninja evasion maneouvre first. don't diss the W for his one good thing

in two terms. He barely finched for the second as he could see it missed. If he'd a ran, the next days headlines would have been...President ran from shoe toting maniac.

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