The corrupt a wish game.

#1161 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:29 PM

wish granted and you indeed drank less vodka last night. Instead you had more whiskey. Not the cheap stuff either. We talking hard jack. Pantless hillarity insued at your expense.

I wish i had the strength to give skyrim up and focus on my artwork...

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#1162 HiddenOne

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:15 PM

Granted, when your computer/console explodes and takes your apartment/house/cell with it, leaving only a single brush and half of a burnt canvas, you find the inspiration to paint in your own blood a portrait of Justin Bieber

I wish that I could find a drummer with a place to practice

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#1163 Abyss

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:41 PM

Granted. But it's that character from PLANETARY and the space requires a higher security clearance than the President has.

I wish i had a large amount of vodka on hand to consume. Safely. With no negative repercussions.

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#1164 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:19 AM

Granted. But it runs out so...damn...quickly, you wonder if there were shenanigans at play.

I wish people were more communicative on FB chat!

Suck it Errant!

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#1165 rhulad

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:32 PM

Granted, but it is still facebook chat.

I wish rounding errors weren't so frustrating to fix.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:57 PM

Granted, but now cornering is a complete and total catastrophe.

I wish I had six more sliders and another pitcher of beer. Right here. Safe, tasty and ready to be eaten.

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#1167 Tapper

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 07:20 AM

Abyss, on 23 May 2012 - 10:57 PM, said:

Granted, but now cornering is a complete and total catastrophe.

I wish I had six more sliders and another pitcher of beer. Right here. Safe, tasty and ready to be eaten.

You have another six sliders and another pitcher of beer, all safe, tasty and ready to be eat... WAIT, DON
'T TRY AND EAT THE PITCHER YOU SILLY CAT...OH SHIIIT..
....and that was probably the weirdest glass removal procedure the surgeon at the ER had to do this week.

I wish the temperature was as lovely as it is but with a clear blue sky and less humidity.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 05:04 PM

Tapper, on 24 May 2012 - 07:20 AM, said:

I wish the temperature was as lovely as it is but with a clear blue sky and less humidity.

Granted.
Just not where you are located.

I wish I had one more slice of the leftover pizza i just finished. A new leftover slice, that is. Not one i just ate or some freaky mutated rotting piece from a different pizza.

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#1169 Darkwatch

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 07:21 PM

Granted
You are now in a temporal loop of eating that same last slice forever.

I wish my back would heal up.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#1170 QuickTidal

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 07:24 PM

Granted, your back heals up and up and up and up. You now have a growth the size of Nebraska that spawned from an unholy healing "up" instead of a simple "healing". You named it Tim.

I wish I could mentally order a pizza for dinner, and that it would be free.

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#1171 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

QuickTidal, on 24 May 2012 - 07:24 PM, said:

I wish I could mentally order a pizza for dinner, and that it would be free.

Granted. It also gets delivered mentally right into your brain. Good luck getting it out of there without taking essential brain parts along with it. At least it won't be painful.

I wish I had today off, my sweetheart was here and there was some substantial body of fresh clean water around where we can go for a swim and then have a BBQ with the best burger ever, some cold beers, and maybe camping at the riverside. Oh yeah.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:09 PM

Granted. Enjoy your time at scenic Camp Crystal Lake.

I wish garlic breath was arousing to the opposite gender.

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#1173 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 06:35 PM

Abyss, on 28 May 2012 - 03:09 PM, said:

I wish garlic breath was arousing to the opposite gender.

Granted. Your garlic breath is the new Lynx. You're living the advert, man- you have them all, anywhere, anytime. Not much free time left.... Tata!

I wish I had thought of ordering a take-away before I started cooking tonight.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 06:59 PM

Miss Savage, on 28 May 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

I wish I had thought of ordering a take-away before I started cooking tonight.

Granted. You thought of it. Didn't change what you ended up doing tho'. How are those chopped onions working out for you?

I wish fish & chips was health food.

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#1175 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 08:08 PM

Abyss, on 28 May 2012 - 06:59 PM, said:

I wish fish & chips was health food.

Granted. Fish and chips is now highly recommended health food, as beneficial for you as sprouted mung beans, raw veg and goji berries. All of a sudden, it tastes like that as well, thankyouverymuch.

I wish I still had my youthful resistance against hangovers, without being 18 again.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#1176 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 11:27 PM

Granted, but this power comes with a case of flaming genital herpes.

I wish that I had set my alarm properly this morning.

Suck it Errant!

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#1177 rhulad

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 05:51 PM

Granted, you set your alarm properly this morning, after it went off at the wrong time.

I wish I didn't have to look for new sun glasses.

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 07:33 PM

rhulad, on 29 May 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have to look for new sun glasses.

Granted. You don't. You never did thanks to evolution and those things called 'eyelids'. Also, 'night'. Waste of a wish, dude.

I wish work would stop throwing urgent no-warning crazy timeline challenges at me today.

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#1179 Princess

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:15 PM

Abyss, on 29 May 2012 - 07:33 PM, said:

rhulad, on 29 May 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

I wish I didn't have to look for new sun glasses.

Granted, you get fired and you won't have to deal with no-warning crazy timeline challenges again!

I wish i had the Batmobile. That worked.

There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.

#1180 Icarium Kalam

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:55 PM

I wish i had the Batmobile. That worked.
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Granted. You are quickly arrested for being a vigilante. Your fellow inmates are very unkind to you.
I wish I could stop worrying about money.

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'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>