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#1341 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 08:36 PM

Abyss, on 05 March 2013 - 05:38 PM, said:

I wish this game gave me more such opportunities to use my adminpowers for the greater good of all.

Granted.

I wish Abyss did something funny to my name but not just "Miss wishes Abyss did something to her name Savage". Or do I? Too late!

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 09:13 PM

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 05 March 2013 - 08:36 PM, said:

I wish Abyss did something funny to my name but not just "Miss wishes Abyss did something to her name Savage". Or do I? Too late!

Granted. Mwah hah haaa.

I wish Dinosaur BBQ.

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#1343 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 08:29 AM

Abyss, on 05 March 2013 - 09:13 PM, said:

I wish Dinosaur BBQ.

Granted. Dinosaur is cloned and bred for food purposes. It tastes like chicken.
This fact does not escape the attention of a certain member of this forum who is (in)famous for his love - or hate? of members of the genus gallus. He includes dinosaur into his diet, and this is exactly how and why dinosaurs are wiped from the surface of Earth once more.

I wish I knew and knew how to survive Monty Python's Killing Joke.

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but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#1344 Obdigore

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 08:45 AM

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 06 March 2013 - 08:29 AM, said:

Abyss, on 05 March 2013 - 09:13 PM, said:

I wish Dinosaur BBQ.

You now know how to survive Monty Pythons Killing Joke. But only because you just died to it have passed into the afterlife where you have all knowledge but no power to do anything at all, at any time, anywhere. You cannot use any of your senses or move, you just 'know' things when you think about them. You know what every single murder victim felt as they were killed. You know the weakness and pain of old age. You know the crying helplessness of an infant. And you can do nothing about it. All because you have died to Monty Pythons Killing Joke.

I wish I was a nicer person.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 03:58 PM

Obdigore, on 06 March 2013 - 08:45 AM, said:

I wish I was a nicer person.

Granted.
It doesn't help.

I wish i was at a great big crazy Caligulaic party.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 04:04 PM

Abyss, on 06 March 2013 - 03:58 PM, said:

I wish i was at a great big crazy Caligulaic party.

Granted but you were privy to the anal fisting display and have subsequently suffered from PTSD. You told your tale and appeared on Barbara Walters' 2015 pre-Oscar special where SE recognizes you as "That guy he met" and writes a collection of sexual horror stories, featuring 2Girls 1 Cup, Prolapsed Anuses and mousetrap genital circus.

I wish that I could arrange a 24 hour B-movie fest and invite you all.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 04:37 PM

Stalking Stonny, on 06 March 2013 - 04:04 PM, said:

I wish that I could arrange a 24 hour B-movie fest and invite you all.

Granted, but since you didn't spring for travel expenses, none of us show up and because you're so cheap, now none of us like you and won't reply to your posts.

I wish someone talented would remake the movie ICE PIRATES with a massive budget and stellar cast.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 05:00 PM

Abyss, on 06 March 2013 - 04:37 PM, said:

Granted, but since you didn't spring for travel expenses, none of us show up and because you're so cheap, now none of us like you and won't reply to your posts.

*sheds tear*

Abyss, on 06 March 2013 - 04:37 PM, said:

I wish someone talented would remake the movie ICE PIRATES with a massive budget and stellar cast.

Granted, but Bruce Vilanch sues for contract and copywrite violations and the Ghost of Robert Urich haunts your dreams forever

I wish for tacos.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:31 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, Tacos is the name of a mangy, blind/deaf chiwawa who is suspected to be rabid, but not proven given the fact that the previous owners were never found.

I wish I always felt this energetic.

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#1350 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 06:55 AM

Granted. You feel energetic enough to attempt the gallon challenge, with beer. You drown.

I wish my mosquito bites would stop itching, and that nothing else bad would happen when they do.

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:28 PM

Ain, on 07 March 2013 - 06:55 AM, said:

I wish my mosquito bites would stop itching, and that nothing else bad would happen when they do.

Granted. Your bites stop itching. And NOTHING bad happens in that glorious moment of itch-freeness! Rejoice! Dance and sing!! Run free, free of your torment!!! Watch out for that truc.... Ew. Bummer.

I wish that my am meeting wasn't cancelled so that my totally money power-suit-up didn't go to waste.

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 09:05 AM

Abyss, on 07 March 2013 - 02:28 PM, said:

Ain, on 07 March 2013 - 06:55 AM, said:

I wish my mosquito bites would stop itching, and that nothing else bad would happen when they do.

Granted! But the meeting's attendants have been replaced by extremely snotty, extremely touchy-feely crying middle-aged men. They swarm you.

I wish that I could sing properly.

Suck it Errant!

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#1353 Gust Hubb

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 12:43 PM

Ain, on 11 March 2013 - 09:05 AM, said:

Abyss, on 07 March 2013 - 02:28 PM, said:

Ain, on 07 March 2013 - 06:55 AM, said:

I wish my mosquito bites would stop itching, and that nothing else bad would happen when they do.

Granted! But the meeting's attendants have been replaced by extremely snotty, extremely touchy-feely crying middle-aged men. They swarm you.

I wish that I could sing properly.

Granted, but during the surgery, blood flow was interrupted to vital areas of your brain, leaving you deaf and mute.

I wish that telling if a pineapple was ripe or not didn't involve it growing mold at it's base.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:46 PM

corv, on 11 March 2013 - 12:43 PM, said:

I wish that telling if a pineapple was ripe or not didn't involve it growing mold at it's base.

Granted. Now they fruitsplode.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:59 PM

Abyss, on 11 March 2013 - 01:46 PM, said:

corv, on 11 March 2013 - 12:43 PM, said:

I wish that telling if a pineapple was ripe or not didn't involve it growing mold at it's base.

Granted. Now they fruitsplode.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

granted, you got so much sleep that its actually tomorrow, you missed the vital meeting with international clients and your power suit comes in handy at your termination & exit interview.

I wish I had the full works breakfast & coffee and the chance to eat it with no meteors or any other cataclysms

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:39 PM

HiddenOne, on 13 March 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

I wish I had the full works breakfast & coffee and the chance to eat it with no meteors or any other cataclysms

Granted. Please note that listeria is neither a meteor nor a cataclysm.

I wish that all the books in my TRP could be freely exchanged for e-books.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

Abyss, on 13 March 2013 - 01:39 PM, said:

I wish that all the books in my TRP could be freely exchanged for e-books.

Granted. But a sudden worldwide blackout leaves you both unable to charge your e-reader and you are forced to burn your books for heat.

I wish I wasn't aware - and in possession - of the means to truly grant your wish.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:00 PM

Granted, you have been obliterated from existence.

I wish my dog didn't eat and then vomit feces.

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