[Spoilsport Stonny]

Abyss, on 14 February 2013 - 07:46 PM, said:

ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle, on 14 February 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:

I wish you people would stop making all of these incredibly inner-circle wishes. Not saying I'm not inner-circle, I mean, look at me, I have like 50-something posts. But still. For the newbies.

I wish i could use my modgod powers for good instead of evil.

Granted. You have just modgodded a new season of Firefly. Well done.

I wish I was there to save Jimi Hendrix from swallowing his own spew.

[QuickTidal]

Stalking Stonny, on 14 February 2013 - 08:27 PM, said:

I wish I was there to save Jimi Hendrix from swallowing his own spew.

Granted. But in saving him (with your time machine) you also chose to save Mamma Cass, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jon Bonham, John Lennon, and The Big Bopper...all of whom aged very badly, made comeback albums in the 80's comprised of sugary pop songs about love...and NONE of the amazing grunge and rock bands from the 90's and 2000's had those dead musicians as inspiration as the BEST ever...and instead made sugary pop crap themselves...and revere Justin Beiber instead. Congratulations dude! Thanks for shit like "Smells Like Teenage Love", and "Loving In the Name Of", and "March of the Pigs and their lovers"...You ruined music.

I wish that we would get another blizzard in Canada so I could have another snow day!

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 14 February 2013 - 08:36 PM

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 14 February 2013 - 08:33 PM, said:

I wish that we would get another blizzard in Canada so I could have another snow day!

Granted.... oh, wait, no... change of plan.... Canada called and said fuck you QT with your stupid selfish wish and we're sending a platoon of cyber-enhanced beaver ninjas to cut the crotches out of all your cold weather clothes while you're at work.

I wish I could have found a cool image for cyber-enhanced beaver ninjas.

[Spoilsport Stonny]

Abyss, on 14 February 2013 - 08:39 PM, said:

I wish I could have found a cool image for cyber-enhanced beaver ninjas.

Granted:


But now they took over lumber operations and destroyed the rainforests.


I wish candy hearts looked more like real hearts.

This post has been edited by Stalking Stonny: 14 February 2013 - 09:04 PM

[Abyss]

Stalking Stonny, on 14 February 2013 - 09:02 PM, said:

I wish candy hearts looked more like real hearts.

Granted:


I wish everyone could share my joy that this game has taken on a whole new visual element.

[Spoilsport Stonny]

Abyss, on 14 February 2013 - 09:08 PM, said:

I wish everyone could share my joy that this game has taken on a whole new visual element.

Granted:

I wish Heady Topper was available in my local liquor store.

This post has been edited by Stalking Stonny: 14 February 2013 - 09:37 PM

[Abyss]

Stalking Stonny, on 14 February 2013 - 09:26 PM, said:

I wish Heady Topper was available in my local liquor store.

Granted. But you're allergic. Once the tracheotomy-tube comes out, try to remember that.

I wish I could remember what it was I'm supposed to be doing right now.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted! You are tasked with picking the gum off the undersides of cinema seats. And then eating it.

I wish my fridge was filled with many foreign beers, each tastier than the last.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Ain, on 15 February 2013 - 05:33 AM, said:

I wish my fridge was filled with many foreign beers, each tastier than the last.

Granted! Your fridge has direct pipelines into the world's most famed breweries, and their bestest brews and needless to say, the taps don't dry up.Your house is all of a sudden very popular with friends, then friends of friends, and their friends and neighbours and so on and so forth. You are forced to move out in the end because your flat is officially turned into a pub - the best one around your hood of course and it is officially named " the corrupted wish".

I wish I had't missed all the corrupt a wish action yesterday.

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 15 February 2013 - 12:57 PM

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 15 February 2013 - 12:53 PM, said:

I wish I had't missed all the corrupt a wish action yesterday.

Granted! Do you feel better now? Is your life more fulfiled? Are you an improved person, spiritually, phsychologically or emotionally for having participated in this frivolous pixelated nonsense? No? No??? Why not?
No really, why do you think that is? No answer? Well, maybe it's time to take a good harsh look at your life and decide some things, hmmmm?

I wish this bacon was double-thick.

[QuickTidal]

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During your inevitable heart attack, you thank the super pig who gave his benevolent life for your meal, and then gently close your eyes and drift off to baconless afterlife. Hope it was worth it.

I wish that there was some kind of video game where I could play a Russian strong man that has multiple different and fun power ups...and that it's a classic side scroller.

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 15 February 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:

I wish that there was some kind of video game where I could play a Russian strong man that has multiple different and fun power ups...and that it's a classic side scroller.

Granted. Everyone knows 'Mario' was just the name on his false immigration papers.

I wish I had that bacon in the upthread pic, along with a big plate of onion/peppers/scrambled eggs, and waffles. And more coffee because i'm done with this one.

[Spoilsport Stonny]

Granted. The coffee subsequently acted as a fast working diuretic. You've just messed your favorite pair of jorts and had to skip second breakfast.

I wish The Grammys were awards given to top-achieving grandmothers.

[QuickTidal]

Stalking Stonny, on 15 February 2013 - 05:23 PM, said:

I wish The Grammys were awards given to top-achieving grandmothers.

Granted. Your grandmother won the most prestigious award...for granny porn.

I wish that the asteroid that is sliding closely by earth today within 17,000 miles was easily viewable up close and that it looked like Michael Bay movie.

[Abyss]

QuickTidal, on 15 February 2013 - 06:09 PM, said:

I wish that the asteroid that is sliding closely by earth today within 17,000 miles was easily viewable up close and that it looked like Michael Bay movie.

Granted. The lens flare blinds millions.

I wish that asteroid was made of cheese.

[Spoilsport Stonny]

Granted. Countless hours of Manimal and Falcon Crest episodes are about to collide with Russians. They see the light.

I wish everyone was getting drunk at the exact same time all over the world.

[Abyss]

Stalking Stonny, on 15 February 2013 - 07:10 PM, said:

I wish everyone was getting drunk at the exact same time all over the world.

Granted. It's like the FLASHFORWARD premiere, only with hangovers instead of visions. And more sex. And vomit... lots of vomit.

I wish Flashforward hadn't turned out to be such a mediocre tv show.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 15 February 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

I wish Flashforward hadn't turned out to be such a mediocre tv show.

Granted. It's now positively the worst TV show ever.

I wish I had a piece of that bacon QT posted further upthread. It looks soooo gooood. With boiled potatoes, dried runner beans, sauerkraut, schwartenwurst and gammon. Like my mama cooks.

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 15 February 2013 - 08:31 PM, said:

I wish I had a piece of that bacon QT posted further upthread. It looks soooo gooood. With boiled potatoes, dried runner beans, sauerkraut, schwartenwurst and gammon. Like my mama cooks.

Granted. But the runner beans pull a runner, the sauerkraut is too sour, 'schwartenwurst and gammon' aren't really words, and nobody really eats boiled potatoes. Which leaves you with the bacon, except that the runner beans grabbed that on their way out. Now you're just hungry and out a wish. Hope your mama's feeling generous.

I wish i knew what 'schwartenwurst and gammon' were supposed to be.

[Spoilsport Stonny]

Abyss, on 15 February 2013 - 08:44 PM, said:

Granted. But the runner beans pull a runner, the sauerkraut is too sour, 'schwartenwurst and gammon' aren't really words, and nobody really eats boiled potatoes. Which leaves you with the bacon, except that the runner beans grabbed that on their way out. Now you're just hungry and out a wish. Hope your mama's feeling generous.

I wish i knew what 'schwartenwurst and gammon' were supposed to be.

Granted. Bavaria's worst and least healthy comedy team died in a tragic Zeppelin and krautrock accident that is heretofore honored in a series of commemorative plates released in a 2001 limited printing by the Franklin Mint.

I wish I bought those plates.