[Princess]

Abyss, on 04 May 2012 - 11:56 PM, said:

Shinrei, on 04 May 2012 - 07:50 AM, said:

I wish my wife allowed me to play pachinko.

Granted because any poor schmuck who needs his wife's permission to play a game deserves a break.

I wish this beer had more beer in it.

Granted, the mug of beer overflows and your room slowly fills up until you drown a beery death.

I wish my download speed was one GB per second.

[Lady Bliss]

Terry Goodkind, on 05 May 2012 - 12:43 AM, said:

Abyss, on 04 May 2012 - 11:56 PM, said:

Shinrei, on 04 May 2012 - 07:50 AM, said:

I wish my wife allowed me to play pachinko.

Granted because any poor schmuck who needs his wife's permission to play a game deserves a break.

I wish this beer had more beer in it.

Granted, the mug of beer overflows and your room slowly fills up until you drown a beery death.

I wish my download speed was one GB per second.

Granted! You can download one G and one B per second, but you are unable to download the rest of the alphabet.

I wish I had a fresh baked pan of brownies.

[Shinrei]

The brownies are the oldie (but goodie) practical joke kind, filled with Ex-Lax!

I wish I could find myself in a poker game with Bent, Abyss, Apt, Gust Hubb, Morgoth, dibs, and HoosierDaddy.

[Princess]

Granted, you find yourself playing poker with them five seconds before a nuclear missile drives itself into your house and explodes.

I wish i could RIDE RAINBOWS

[Shinrei]

You ride your rainbows right down into the pot of goldEN SHOWERS!!!

I wish Facebook would accept my city as a real address so I can make a facebook page. (fuckers)

[Azathmaster]

Shinrei, on 05 May 2012 - 12:06 PM, said:

You ride your rainbows right down into the pot of goldEN SHOWERS!!!

I wish Facebook would accept my city as a real address so I can make a facebook page. (fuckers)

Granted, you become so obsessed with Facebook that everyone close to you in the real world leaves you..
I wish I had perfect vision.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. Now that you can see every hideous wrinkle, bunion and otherwise unattractive facial and bodily features of those around you, you commit suicide from the constant exposure.

I wish that today had been more fun.

[Princess]

Granted, today was so much fun you had a fun-overload and your head exploded in a rain of colourful streamers and confetti

I wish i had wings made of RAINBOWS AND MAGIC

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Granted. You do! Except everyone knows that rainbows and magic don't exist.

I wish my cup was bigger.

[Princess]

Wait, rainbows don't exist?

[Princess]

Wait, rainbows don't exist?

[Gust Hubb]

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 05 May 2012 - 04:32 PM, said:

Granted. You do! Except everyone knows that rainbows and magic don't exist.

I wish my cup was bigger.

Granted, but what it contains is actually much much much smaller.

I wish my Surgery clerkship was over.

This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 05 May 2012 - 05:15 PM

[Princess]

Gust Hubb, on 05 May 2012 - 05:14 PM, said:

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 05 May 2012 - 04:32 PM, said:

Granted. You do! Except everyone knows that rainbows and magic don't exist.

I wish my cup was bigger.

Granted, but what it contains is actually much much much smaller.

I wish my Surgery clerkship was over.

Granted, you fell asleep during an operation and are charged for genocide, instantly failing your doctor-school.
Don't correct my use of the word genocide.

I want to be a siamese twin with one head, so i have another body sticking out of the top of my head. Four legs, four arms. One head.

This post has been edited by Terry Goodkind: 05 May 2012 - 05:50 PM

[Gust Hubb]

Granted, problem was that when you were born, the doctors tried to separate you two, so now you and your twin only run off half a brain.

I wish I had some chocolate dip for my strawberries.

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Granted. You now have chocolate dip. It's just a shame that someone else ate the strawberries before the dip arrived.

I...wish I knew what to wish for this time.

[Gust Hubb]

Granted, but you just forgot and it will be nagging you alllllllll day long.

I wish my neighbor was available to watch Avengers.

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Granted. He/she is available! He/she has gone to see it with someone else, though.

I wish the weekend wouldn't go so fast.

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 05 May 2012 - 08:06 PM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, it slows down. But during said weekend all natural disasters take place in the area where you live. Including an attack by radioactive apes.

I wish that the ME3 ending....was better.

[Princess]

Granted, but it was so good it permanently ruined all the other games for you. Every game you play pales in comparison to Mass Effect 3, and to top it all off you lose your ME3 CD so you can't play it any more.


I wish my room was tidy.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Terry Goodkind, on 06 May 2012 - 11:56 AM, said:

I wish my room was tidy.

Granted. Your Mum came by and cleaned your room. It's sparkling, febreeze-y and ... uh, where's .....*insert anything which Mum's throw out, such as your favourite but torn to pieces old jeans, heaps that are nicely piled and re-organised from organised chaos into chaotic order (but it looks tidier that way), and destroy while dusting*.

I wish I hadn't started with the mother of all data analyses 5 days before I have to present it at some group meeting whilst trying to get other stuff finished up which I have to analyse as well.