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Riddle me this riddle me that...

#821 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:26 AM

which part of riddle us quick didn't you get....

Here you go chaps! Don't want to sound sexist, but I aint seen any of the ladies discombobulating their brains coming up with riddles or answers....


Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:37 AM

?

divine tax?
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:39 AM

nope! the answer is staring you in the face...
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:39 AM

you took it?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:41 AM

I'm a few thousand miles away dude... :p
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:43 AM

meh
there never was a third dollar.

i dunno how to prove it, however.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:46 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 15 2009, 12:26 AM, said:

which part of riddle us quick didn't you get....

Here you go chaps! Don't want to sound sexist, but I aint seen any of the ladies discombobulating their brains coming up with riddles or answers....


Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?


The problem is misleading - we don't want the numbers to add up to $30 at all, but rather $25, as that is how much was paid. The three friends have paid $27, and if you subtract the $2 that the bellboy pocketed, you are left with the $25 that the hotel received for the room. No paradox at all :p.


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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:49 AM

Indeed! The whole £30 pounds was a misdirection and a good one.

I'm going to regret this...

Go on STD...Riddle us quick
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 01:49 AM

thank you
I recal hearing somthing like this before, but couldn't remeber the answer, aside from the fact that it was nonsensical, :p
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 02:12 AM

You've got 6 glasses in a line. The first three are filled with water, the other three are empty, ie. Full, Full, Full, Empty, Empty, Empty. How can you rearrange them so that they are ordered Full, Empty, Full, Empty, Full, Empty by only moving one of the glasses?



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Posted 15 March 2009 - 02:21 AM

pour the contents of the middle full glass into the empty middle glass and put it back where it was :p
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 02:23 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 15 2009, 02:21 AM, said:

pour the contents of the middle full glass into the empty middle glass and put it back where it was :p


Got it in one. See, I don't always post hard ones :p.


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Posted 15 March 2009 - 03:24 AM

cheers STD...for joining us down here in the rank and file :p

Hmmm, let me see...This should be fairly straightforward


I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:03 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 14 2009, 10:24 PM, said:

cheers STD...for joining us down here in the rank and file :p

Hmmm, let me see...This should be fairly straightforward


I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?


194?
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Posted 16 March 2009 - 01:53 AM

correct!

Riddle us quick Obdi
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:11 PM

Obdi you are a useless vagabond and stop slumming in our alleys! :doh:

Right...try this on for size chaps...

Which is the longest word in English?
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:21 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianisum
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:41 PM

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:47 PM

english
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 01:35 PM

@cause - I thought that too but it seems a bit obvious.

Theres one something like flockynockynihilifilipication but I can't find it on the intertube - polly because I've completely screwed up the spelling.
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