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#141 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 11:39 AM

MY GOD WHAT HAS THIS PLACE BECOME

YOU ARE ALL UNEQUIVOCALLY INSANE
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 27 January 2009 - 06:33 PM

You say that, but you're the one with the sombrero full of stuffed chilis which you feed to passing midgets and say "EAT, EAT AND BE VIVACIOUS, FOR TOMORROW WE FART IN OUR HATS" and then dance the conga one-legged whilst exposing a singular testicle and humming the tune of Star Wars (the reggae remix) and lead them like a sick pied piper to conquer Guatemala even though you know IT JUST WONT WORK because the lack the fundamental military training required for such an undertaking and in anycase your provisions are inadequate for the journey and then wont the Guatemalan president laugh and laugh and sing songs of laughing song when he sees your ragtag army of fiery anussed midgets advancing, AND YOU'LL ALL BE CRUSHED BY HIS SUBMARINES WHY OH WHY WONT YOU LEARN ARRRRRRRGGGGGHG;FORFWVABGOURTWB
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:17 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Jan 28 2009, 05:33 AM, said:

You say that, but you're the one with the sombrero full of stuffed chilis which you feed to passing midgets and say "EAT, EAT AND BE VIVACIOUS, FOR TOMORROW WE FART IN OUR HATS" and then dance the conga one-legged whilst exposing a singular testicle and humming the tune of Star Wars (the reggae remix) and lead them like a sick pied piper to conquer Guatemala even though you know IT JUST WONT WORK because the lack the fundamental military training required for such an undertaking and in anycase your provisions are inadequate for the journey and then wont the Guatemalan president laugh and laugh and sing songs of laughing song when he sees your ragtag army of fiery anussed midgets advancing, AND YOU'LL ALL BE CRUSHED BY HIS SUBMARINES WHY OH WHY WONT YOU LEARN ARRRRRRRGGGGGHG;FORFWVABGOURTWB


....Fair enough. But you forgot my excessive breakdancing habits while wearing a three-piece suit.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 28 January 2009 - 07:16 PM

Bad Apt! Bad!

This post has been edited by RodeoRanch: 28 January 2009 - 07:41 PM

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 07:24 PM

My post no longer makes any sense. Which is typical, but still...

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 28 January 2009 - 08:14 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 08:04 PM

Rodeo removed my very tastefull and romantic picture of batman and robin being entimate :respect:

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 09:34 PM

Rodeo, making the internets a safe place for kiddies since... well since banning apt? (do it)
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 11:14 PM

I kinda skimmed through this earlier and I was wondering why Apt said "Bad Apt! Bad!" It all makes sense now. But I want to see the pic. PM me Apt!

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 11:33 PM

Imagine a drawn image of Batman and Robin, naked except for mask, cowl and capes, pressed up against each other and kissing.

Just the messenger.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 11:43 PM

So, in other words imagine a scene more beautiful than any of daVinci's paintings.

Wait... what are we talking about here?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:14 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 28 2009, 05:33 PM, said:

Imagine a drawn image of Batman and Robin, naked except for mask, cowl and capes, pressed up against each other and kissing.

Just the messenger.

That's awesome. But I don't see Rodeo would delete it.

I want Goku-Vegeta porn. Why hasn't anyone made any yet? Rule #34!

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:20 AM

View PostTerez, on Jan 29 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

I want Goku-Vegeta porn. Why hasn't anyone made any yet? Rule #34!

Oh, Terez. Terez, Terez, Terez. Do you have any idea of how much terrible Dragonball Z porn there is? Just going by how much gets posted for trolling purposes on a board I visit, it must be in the terabytes, just for those two.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:25 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 28 2009, 06:20 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jan 29 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

I want Goku-Vegeta porn. Why hasn't anyone made any yet? Rule #34!

Oh, Terez. Terez, Terez, Terez. Do you have any idea of how much terrible Dragonball Z porn there is?

Yes! Not only is it all horrible, but there's no Goku-Vegeta porn, even horrible Goku-Vegeta porn! I have looked everywhere! There's Goku-Chi-chi porn and Vegeta-Bulma porn (FUCKING BORING! THEY'RE FUCKING MARRIED!) and Goku-Sailor Moon porn, etc. But goddammit I want to see Vegeta on his knees with tears streaming down his face from the pain of Goku's humongous cock in his ass! Why tf has no one drawn that yet??

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There it is.

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:31 AM

View PostTerez, on Jan 28 2009, 07:25 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 28 2009, 06:20 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Jan 29 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

I want Goku-Vegeta porn. Why hasn't anyone made any yet? Rule #34!

Oh, Terez. Terez, Terez, Terez. Do you have any idea of how much terrible Dragonball Z porn there is?

Yes! Not only is it all horrible, but there's no Goku-Vegeta porn, even horrible Goku-Vegeta porn! I have looked everywhere! There's Goku-Chi-chi porn and Vegeta-Bulma porn (FUCKING BORING! THEY'RE FUCKING MARRIED!) and Goku-Sailor Moon porn, etc. But goddammit I want to see Vegeta on his knees with tears streaming down his face from the pain of Goku's humongous cock in his ass! Why tf has no one drawn that yet??



Uh...

Terez, you obviously haven't been looking hard enough. A quick search on Devart yielded This on the first page.

Not exactly porn, but it infirms your statement.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:39 AM

Eh, I've never tried searching any specific site - just using google. I've seen a couple of decent ones so far, but not exactly what I'm looking for.

*keeps trolling for pics*

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:41 AM

Learn the lesson here boys, don't get between a woman and her anime(?) porn.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:44 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 28 2009, 07:41 PM, said:

anime(?) porn.



That there is a redundant statement. Anime is porn. Thus no need to specify.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:49 AM

Anime is more than just pr0n.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 12:51 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Jan 28 2009, 07:49 PM, said:

Anime is more than just pr0n.



I believe I've made my point of view on manga/anime very clear in the past.

A disgusting blight on this planet.

There is only one thing to do with anime/manga

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