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#101 Terez

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:07 AM

I have a Mac, so that does nothing.

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There it is.

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#102 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:40 AM

Macs generally tend to do nothing, the whole lack of a right click and the gay little colours....Its a computer not an accessory

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#103 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 06:32 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 25 2009, 03:58 AM, said:

Do you have updog installed yet?

Negative.

Macs are inferior. Blorp. Terminate their programs.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#104 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 07:16 AM

Planning a theme song Frook?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#105 Terez

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 07:40 AM

Frookenhauer, on Jan 24 2009, 10:40 PM, said:

Macs generally tend to do nothing, the whole lack of a right click and the gay little colours....

I have a right click. And what gay colors?

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#106 stone monkey

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:57 PM

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#107 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 06:01 PM

That looks like it tickles!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#108 Terez

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:06 PM

stone monkey, on Jan 25 2009, 11:57 AM, said:

I'm glad he thought it was funny too.

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#109 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:57 PM

If the President does it, it's not a crime.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#110 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:59 PM

Ah Christ. There goes all our constitutional protections.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#111 stone monkey

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:11 AM

There went your constitutional protections, you mean ; they vanished while the circus was in town.

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#112 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:12 AM

Same difference. Lord knows what the government knows about me by now.

#113 Terez

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:21 AM

Fisting is a crime?

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#114 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:29 AM

In actuality, I believe it is sodomy, and in some places sodomy is still a crime on the books (looking at you Deep South). It just isn't used anymore because almost all those laws consider homosexual acts as sodomy, and are, therefore, prima facie unconstitutional.

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#115 Terez

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:42 AM

Actually, the sodomy laws were ruled unconstitutional by SCOTUS a few years back.

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#116 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:45 AM

They ruled that a long time ago that the government didn't have the right to look into the bedroom. Yet, states rose challenges that re-criminalized. Bowers v. Hardwick was ruled on in 1986... and my fault, I thought Bowers decriminalized it. Guess I remembered it because it allowed it instead, and was pissed off about it.

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#117 Terez

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 01:21 AM

Besides, only anal fisting could be considered to be sodomy, right? Vaginal fisting should be A-OK.

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

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#118 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 01:55 AM

I'm pretty sure that "sodomy" is defined as sexual acts that would not lead to procreation. Fellatio, cunnilingus, and the fam damnily of fun stuff are sodomy. Different sources cite different definitions, meaning the court chooses which one it wants.