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ooohhhhhhh, he just laid the smack down on that table!
BOOM.
On a more serious note, I like how the lady in the video was clueless. I bet she is hitting herself now...
Terez's Thread of Strange Things. Beware!
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 08:01 AM
So this is a thinly disguissed thread about Fisting and Sodomy? I love this forum.
Looking up the always trustworthy wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy
It would seem that it is only in law that Sodomi also includes oral sex and beastiality. Common usage is good old anal sex.
Looking up the always trustworthy wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy
It would seem that it is only in law that Sodomi also includes oral sex and beastiality. Common usage is good old anal sex.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 08:36 AM
Aptorian, on Jan 26 2009, 02:01 AM, said:
So this is a thinly disguissed thread about Fisting and Sodomy?
You're a bit slow aren't you?
Apt said:
I love this forum.
Me too.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
#124
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:01 AM
Imagine if SE made his bicentennial passby on this forum and chanced upon this thread...he'd write off your favourite characters Apt!
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:07 AM
Terez, on Jan 25 2009, 06:40 PM, said:
Frookenhauer, on Jan 24 2009, 10:40 PM, said:
Macs generally tend to do nothing, the whole lack of a right click and the gay little colours....
I have a right click. And what gay colors?
Ah. Then this'll all be new to you terez...
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:27 PM
Fox News. Telling it like it is. Maybe. Probably not. 9/11!
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:05 PM
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:18 PM
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:24 PM
Pfft, that's the least professional Transformers porn I've ever seen. And I'm including the ones of Starscream as a Kingdom Hearts character.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:27 PM
I didn't find it appropriate to post the rest of the autobot stuff I have. It's a shame really, I began collecting it when Xander changed into Optimus Prime, planning to unleash it at the moment when he was most vulnerable and now he's gone and I have all this weird robot porn on my computer.
Oh well, fap fap fap...
Oh well, fap fap fap...
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:34 PM
Aptorian, on Jan 26 2009, 11:27 PM, said:
I didn't find it appropriate to post the rest of the autobot stuff I have. It's a shame really, I began collecting it when Xander changed into Optimus Prime, planning to unleash it at the moment when he was most vulnerable and now he's gone and I have all this weird robot porn on my computer.
Oh well, CLANG CLANG CLANG...
Oh well, CLANG CLANG CLANG...
Fixed.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:35 PM
Nice.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:44 PM
You people make me sick! Is nothing sacred?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:32 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Jan 26 2009, 11:44 PM, said:
You people make me sick! Is nothing sacred?
YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:29 AM
Mezla PigDog, on Jan 26 2009, 06:44 PM, said:
You people make me sick! Is nothing sacred?
Apt worships at the altar of Rule 34... so I doubt it
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 03:31 AM
Aptorian, on Jan 27 2009, 12:56 AM, said:
For all you know I AM STEVEN ERIKSON!
....Then God help us all. A top writer that worships at the altar of 34? This is an abomination!
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:55 AM
Did someone ask for more?
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