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Have we regressed?!? I'm fairly certain we were better behaved when I joined.

#81 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 06:27 PM

View PostBrynjar, on Jan 17 2009, 02:40 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Jan 17 2009, 07:02 PM, said:


The whole "old topic learn to search, noob!" tendency mostly came from the oooold members. Grumpy old farts who forgot what the bookforums are for.

Yeah, pretty much any feasable question or topic you could imagine has been raised, discussed and answered/closed in the older book forums, but that doesn't mean that they can't or shouldn't be done all over again. We're not some library where you're not allowed to raise your voice. The book forums are for the new people and the confused. They should start a 47'th thread about who Traveller is or where the elder gods come from, because it's the lifeblood of the bookforums. New people raise old questions and come up with new angles and different understandings. If they're welcomed in, there's a bigger chance they'll stay in the long run.

That said, if someone asks a really complex or really stupid question I might still just post 3 links instead of answering it, sometimes it's hard to muster the strength to take the "ROFL DRAGNIPUR IS LIKE HEAVIER THAN YOUR MOM LOLZORZ!!eleventyone!1!!" seriously. At such times one should probably just not post.

EDIT: And Reputation hasn't been removed or is no longer allowed, Rep is not available in this version of the invasion board. No rep before v3.0

When the fuck did you grow pubic hair and go all serious on us?


Seriously... DOPPLEGANGER! CLONE!!! POSSESSION!!!! KILL IT, KILL IT WITH POINTY THINGS!!!!!!! KILL IT A LOT!!!!!
(btw, that Lab thing made me pee on my own leg a little)

On the refinement issue, fuck you all, you fucking bunch of fucking fucks from Mcfuckyouville.


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#82 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 06:44 PM

and where are the times when a single bad word would make all the donnas, melindas, amandas and rosies cry into their pillow at night...
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 07:53 PM

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery...

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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#84 User is offline   Gem Windcaster 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:11 PM

I blame Brood. And post-reptosis.

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#85 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:17 PM

Considering that one of my first posts after I came back was the word cunt in red, size 7, bolded, and filling about a page, and no-one cared at all, it's not so bad. It was at Brood, I think, so that might explain it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#86 User is offline   Gem Windcaster 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:25 PM

See? Blaming Brood is always just.
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#87 User is offline   Seguleh 1st 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:32 PM

problem is: broods gone.
but i think someone mentioned somewhere that they would blame Morgoth from now on.

Oh anyway, youre all blamed. YES YOU!
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#88 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:42 PM

Last time we roused's Morgy's ire I had my profile locked and my avatar set to Orlando Bloom. But feel free to try if you want.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#89 User is offline   Seguleh 1st 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:44 PM

ah yeah, some people are calm and some are not. and hes an admin, unfortunately :)
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#90 User is offline   Gem Windcaster 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:46 PM

He thought he could make us stop blaming him by going away? pah! silly bwoodie! :)


Besides Morgy is not blame-worthy enough. :)

This post has been edited by Gem Windcaster: 21 January 2009 - 09:46 PM

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#91 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:13 PM

Sweet, I thought everyone was blaming me, Morgoth is more than welcome to it.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:41 PM

I blame sparky!
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:43 PM

I blame Frooky, he beat broody in a fight and broody left in disgrace. Thus robbing us of our traditional scapegoat
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:50 PM

I BLAME ABYSS!!!
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 11:02 PM

I blame apt
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 11:08 PM

Time...for...a...contest.


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Posted 21 January 2009 - 11:12 PM

I blame rodeo for being so freaking awesome that it makes me sad about my pathetic life.

This post has been edited by RodeoRanch: 21 January 2009 - 11:13 PM
Reason for edit: Abuse of powers. Waka waka!

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 05:32 AM

View PostAptorian, on Jan 21 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

I BLAME ABYSS FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE!!!


Oh, you would.

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 06:29 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Jan 21 2009, 06:12 PM, said:

I blame rodeo for being so freaking awesome that it makes me sad about my pathetic life.



So now we gotta worry about Rodeo messin with our posts...he's gone power hungry.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:35 AM

Hey Abyss, do you mind if I blame you for my impotency and my pesky feelings of inadequacy? Oh, and the cheeseburgers at the local fish'n'chip shop are more expensive-is this down to you as well? :)
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