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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#761 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 03:25 PM

Hot damn, that was some freaky stuff Grief. Poor J'gi... I hope A'to is okay!

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:33 AM

DONE, FIGHT IS COMPLETE

The stuff I had to cut would have made angels weep. With pity, probably, but that's still tears of something.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 04:37 PM

Awesome piece, have some rep :p

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 06:08 PM

lol, that's awesome, Illy.

I'll have to re-read the whole sequence before I vote though.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 06:21 PM

ok, having re-read that

both players have put forth some amazing writing.

but Illy's piece just made me laugh so much, I have to vote for the shrimps.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 01:45 PM

liked the finsih there illy... damn cant decide yet. need another read and some time to stew it :p
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 04:32 PM

Ok.
Illy vs Grief(Grief)

I really couldn't decide to whom give my vote.Illy wrote a piece so funny I was pissing myself. Grief, instead, went for a more traditional fantasy setting. I was really torn between the two, but in the end the fantasy fan in me won.
Great writing form both of you, anyway!
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 10:23 PM

May I ask whats going on with this? Is it still active. What matches are left?
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 08:41 AM

think wee were waiting for ST to post, but if he is out then next round should be up.

for the illy grief fight i am going for illy. Think he pipped it with the humour, though both were very good.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 10:14 PM

I am also voting Illy over Grief. Grief's narrative technique was quite enjoyable but Illy kept his humour up while adding in some characterization (which I really think his shrimpons needed), so he takes the cake.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 05:24 AM

View Postdrinksinbars, on 02 December 2009 - 08:41 AM, said:

think wee were waiting for ST to post, but if he is out then next round should be up.

for the illy grief fight i am going for illy. Think he pipped it with the humour, though both were very good.


if ST's gonna write somethign, we should let him know that he's still in the competitoin.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 11:00 AM

has the draw been made - i thought it had, if so those in next round can get cracking
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 11:01 AM

right then

Morgo Vs Ment

Shin vs Illy/grief
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 02:58 PM

I'd like Morgoth to go first, if he may.

I'll need to get back into character for writing again...
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 11:32 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 11:56 AM

Yeah, i'd like it if the contest is finished.

Whats the situation with STD?

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:34 AM

Well, it's summer and I've got time to pick it up again? I'm supposed to fight ment now right? First post and all?


shit, need to find my notes.
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 03:47 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 10 June 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

Well, it's summer and I've got time to pick it up again? I'm supposed to fight ment now right? First post and all?


shit, need to find my notes.

Personally i'd like to see a conclusion to the ment/STD fight first, whcih I think is unfinished. Did STD have time issues? Would it be possible to finish that fight now?

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 05:57 PM

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Posted 10 June 2010 - 06:04 PM

Might be a plan. Will open a poll.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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