ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage
#181
Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:39 AM
we're waiting for the judges to get their act together so that I can go down to my favourite bar and write my first entry.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#182
Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:51 AM
opk
fight one
illy Vs Mezla
fight 2
dibs Vs Cause
fight 3
Grief vs temp
fight 4
tapper Vs JA
fight 5
morgoth Vs Bauchelin the Evil
fight 6
sir thursday Vs drek
fight 7
Alt146 Vs Shinera no shin
NEXT PHASE
Can illy and mezla post some placeholders for their fight now and then me and cause and so forth. provisional deadline to intro is a week tuesday, though it is of course flexible. remember to title each post with fight details.
fight one
illy Vs Mezla
fight 2
dibs Vs Cause
fight 3
Grief vs temp
fight 4
tapper Vs JA
fight 5
morgoth Vs Bauchelin the Evil
fight 6
sir thursday Vs drek
fight 7
Alt146 Vs Shinera no shin
NEXT PHASE
Can illy and mezla post some placeholders for their fight now and then me and cause and so forth. provisional deadline to intro is a week tuesday, though it is of course flexible. remember to title each post with fight details.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#183
Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:53 AM
Mentalist, if you want to post somethingto flesh out your character you can have two posts against a mdae up character or anyting else you like, you have 2000 words as thats what everyone else will get with their 2 posts.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#184
Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:53 AM
* starts googling everything ever compiled about Duke Nukem...
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#185
Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:57 AM
Why am I always fighting Dibs and Morgoroth, now I can fiht them both at once
#186
Posted 15 February 2009 - 12:00 PM
it was a random draw, i was amused by the choice as well

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#187
Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:16 PM
Cause, on Feb 15 2009, 12:57 PM, said:
Why am I always fighting Dibs and Morgoroth, now I can fiht them both at once
just for that I'll have to kill you in a most humiliating way.. But yeah, it's quite amusing
So Bauchelian the evil, is it? very well. I am the first poster in that match then, I take it? Psycho Leprecaun to the front
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#188
Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:29 PM
Duke Nukem vs Violence, a pedestrian of the Apocalypse?
Damn, Tapper, I hope you have more talent than me, because that could be F
G EPIC!
Damn, Tapper, I hope you have more talent than me, because that could be F


This post has been edited by Jump Around: 15 February 2009 - 02:29 PM
#189
Posted 15 February 2009 - 03:26 PM
Path-Shaper, on Feb 15 2009, 06:51 AM, said:
illy Vs Mezla
Nooooo, I'm dead then!! Unless my character can whip up a good Marie Rose sauce and make a cocktail

Just checking with Illy to make sure he's good to go first, then we can do our placer posts.
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 15 February 2009 - 03:29 PM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#190
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:12 PM
Oh hell. So how many alternating posts, again?
Illy versus Mez, Round 1 Post 1 seems a good header for me.
Illy versus Mez, Round 1 Post 1 seems a good header for me.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#191
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:37 PM
We have 2 posts each, so you need "Round 1, post 2" as well.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#192
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:40 PM
Excellent. Also Round 3 if we're counting each other's posts as a round. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#193
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:41 PM
yep sounds good guy, once you have your placeholders in i will post mine and cause too. every intro should be ready for tuesday week, but we can of course be flexible to a degree

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#194
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:44 PM
Man I'm dead. Why did it have to be Morgoth? Why?*sob*
Adept of Team Quick Ben
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
#195
Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:51 PM
Jump Around, on Feb 15 2009, 03:29 PM, said:
Duke Nukem vs Violence, a pedestrian of the Apocalypse?
Damn, Tapper, I hope you have more talent than me, because that could be F
G EPIC! 
Damn, Tapper, I hope you have more talent than me, because that could be F


Working hard on my intro and choice of weapon as we speak

I hope it's going to be crazy amazing with awesome sauce all over it...
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#196
Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:18 PM
once everyone wrote their placeholder, i'll whip up an arrival/pre-battle scene to give people some idea of my char's weapons.
and a 1-round warmup fight, since my sponsors won the bidding and got to choose the weakest opponent to arrive.
is that cool with everyone?
and a 1-round warmup fight, since my sponsors won the bidding and got to choose the weakest opponent to arrive.
is that cool with everyone?
#197
Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:25 PM
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Anyone wants to give some pointers of what happens now? Do all the fights happen simultaneously? And what's the "intro" post that should be ready next week?
Anyone wants to give some pointers of what happens now? Do all the fights happen simultaneously? And what's the "intro" post that should be ready next week?
#198
Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:34 PM
Sounds fine to me Ment. Write what you like so long as it isn't any more than the rest of us get. Can't believe you got all the judges on your side already!
JA, the intro now is the first post for the round per character. Read Deathmatch III. I am doing my characters prep and then entry into the arena, maybe first contact with his opponent, depending on what Illy writes. My second post will be plain old fighting I guess. You need to write enough to give your opponent an idea of how to write your character in their posts - weapons, traits, that kind of thing
I think anyway, this is my first one
In terms of time, as soon as your placeholder posts are in place, you can get writing so long as it is in the right order with your opponent. We may as well do the fights simultaneously since some people can get held up which would stop the whole thing.
JA, the intro now is the first post for the round per character. Read Deathmatch III. I am doing my characters prep and then entry into the arena, maybe first contact with his opponent, depending on what Illy writes. My second post will be plain old fighting I guess. You need to write enough to give your opponent an idea of how to write your character in their posts - weapons, traits, that kind of thing

I think anyway, this is my first one

In terms of time, as soon as your placeholder posts are in place, you can get writing so long as it is in the right order with your opponent. We may as well do the fights simultaneously since some people can get held up which would stop the whole thing.
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 15 February 2009 - 05:37 PM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#199
Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:37 PM
Jump Around, on Feb 15 2009, 12:25 PM, said:
...
Anyone wants to give some pointers of what happens now? Do all the fights happen simultaneously? And what's the "intro" post that should be ready next week?
Anyone wants to give some pointers of what happens now? Do all the fights happen simultaneously? And what's the "intro" post that should be ready next week?
More or less, they all happen at the same time, but we post 'em in order of the list. So, once Illy, Mezla, DiBs, Cause, Grief and Temp have posted two placeholder posts each, then you and Tapper post two placeholder posts as well (alternatingly. I forget how you pick who goes first if there is a system). The post is just there to hold your spot so everyone can upload their writing without waiting on a single person.
As far as what you write, you only write your fight vs Tapper, and you can pretty much do it however you want. If you're going first between the two of you, you'd probably write a bit that's mostly your char prepping for battle and entering the arena, then Tapper would write his char prepping for, going into the arena, seeing your char and starting the fight, then you'd pick up where he left off, continuing the fight and he's pick up where you in turn left off, continuing the fight some more. The end of the fight should be ambiguous as it will be decided later who won and who lost. It's two posts each so think about your pacing as you go.
That help?
#200
Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:40 PM
D'rek, on Feb 15 2009, 12:37 PM, said:
(alternatingly. I forget how you pick who goes first if there is a system).
The player with the highest votes from the Intro's. So Illy vs me - Illy goes first. Individual fights are at the discretion of the two opponents, so you change it if your opponent agrees.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed