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Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 01:10 AM
souls are for wimps
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:11 AM
Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 04:29 PM
Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 04:36 PM
Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 04:40 PM
Chapter 2: An Ode to Rake
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 06:07 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 06:20 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 07:02 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 07:05 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 12:35 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine Jude? you're not even trying now
If I give her a crescent she'll be mine
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine Jude? you're not even trying now
If I give her a crescent she'll be mine
souls are for wimps
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 12:40 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine. Come on, Frook! Throwbacks are win. I'm building a little bit of intense foreshadow here for when Rake meets the Pilgrim of Quon Tali and the Lord of Disco.
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine. Come on, Frook! Throwbacks are win. I'm building a little bit of intense foreshadow here for when Rake meets the Pilgrim of Quon Tali and the Lord of Disco.
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 12:50 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake
souls are for wimps
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 12:54 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 12:55 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrown hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
“People have wanted to narrate since first we banged rocks together & wondered about fire. There’ll be tellings as long as there are any of us here, until the stars disappear one by one like turned-out lights.”
- China Mieville
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 01:04 AM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
souls are for wimps
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Posted 28 November 2008 - 04:43 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
This post has been edited by Bent: 28 November 2008 - 04:43 PM
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#57
Jude
- Jude
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- Group: LHTEC
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- Location:Canada
Posted 28 November 2008 - 06:14 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
#58
Sinisdar Toste
- Dead Serious
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 3,851
- Joined: 14-July 07
- Location:The C-Hood
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:28 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
#59
Jude
- Jude
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 290
- Joined: 08-October 08
- Location:Canada
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:34 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
And a preacher approaches, all disco-move seeming
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
And a preacher approaches, all disco-move seeming
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
#60
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
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- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 28 November 2008 - 07:45 PM
From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
And a preacher approaches, all disco-move seeming
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim Smooth move Jude
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
And a preacher approaches, all disco-move seeming
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim Smooth move Jude
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
souls are for wimps
