Posted 26 December 2008 - 01:59 AM
Oh, man.
Now, Kallor is my favourite character in the series. If you think I'm biased towards him, well, I am. But, I do agree with most of the posters in this thread - he's not really amongst the massive powerhouses. In no particular order, Osserc, Dassem, Rake, Draconus, Brood. K'rul even, they'd all kick his ass. Brys, Karsa, and maybe even Rhulad would probably win too. Whiskeyjack would lose, though I'll be generous and say he'd have wounded him somewhat greviously first.
He's still the second baddest motherfucker in the land, though (we all know who the baddest is, we still love you Torvald baby). Why? Because we're listing him just below all these incredibly powerful entities, gods that can shatter mountains and tear through armies like paper, and he's only human. He ran an empire for a handful of decades in such a badass fashion that some of his oppressed followers decided to tear a god out of another universe to save them, and smashed a continent to kindling when they messed up. Yeah, he needed seven million sacrifices to make three curses for the Elder Gods (who only made one each) - oh wait, Elder Gods? The second oldest entities in existence? Personifications of the very elements themselves? Dealing with a mortal man in person?!?!
So yeah, this guy is sacrificing millions of people to dick around with powers that predated Light itself. At this point, he's probably younger than Tattersail was in GOTM. He then spends the next ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND YEARS taking immortality drugs and continuing his legacy of dickery til this day. This is a guy on magical anti-aging pills who goes around and stabs dragons in the face, to death. He's not an impossibly powerful mage with dozens of warrens, he's not a swordsman who can swing a blade that weighs as much as an army faster than you can see. He's not a god, or an ascendant. He's a man. He's a man mentioned in the same breath as people who could kill the world if they tried (or at least enough of it to count).
How is that not badass?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.