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#11841 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 03:58 PM

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Not to digress too much, but have you ever thought of something? The United-Statesians, and pretty much the whole world excluding Canada, has mastered the one perfect secret of the universe, the thing the Mayans, the Atlantians, the Egyptians were all looking for...Better than the philosopher's stone, the philosopher's breakfast machine! The pig! It is a BACON CONVERTER. PUT IN GRASS, RECEIVE BACON. PUT IN GARBAGE, RECEIVE BACON. PUT IN CORPSES, RECEIVE BACON!!!
Anyway, as much as they are ugly and roll in mud, so the same are the people who eat the bacon no doubt. Pigs are our friends, no matter how we despise them.



Eh...what? Canadian Bacon comes from pigs too...and we also make American style bacon as well.
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#11842 User is offline   The dancing game 

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:02 PM

Yes, but Canadian bacon just isn't as good. Its ham, which is basically compromised bacon. And well true on the other point, you do have some of the good stuff =P
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 05:38 PM

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 04:02 PM, said:

Yes, but Canadian bacon just isn't as good. Its ham, which is basically compromised bacon. And well true on the other point, you do have some of the good stuff =P


Pff, from what I have seen of how bacon is preferred in the US it's far more compromised bacon. On account of being in large part charcoal by the time you think it's done...
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 06:02 PM

Bacon tastes better than ham, the charcoal adds flavor. You can say the same thing with iron and steel no doubt. Somehow. I know there's an analogy to be made.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 06:06 PM

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 06:02 PM, said:

Bacon tastes better than ham, the charcoal adds flavor. You can say the same thing with iron and steel no doubt. Somehow. I know there's an analogy to be made.



What nonsense and madness!

american bacon = 75% fat and 25% meat (meaning it has to be crisped to hell to be edible)

Canadian Bacon = Oh shit son, that's straight up meat through and through!
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 06:35 PM

Ahhhhhh, but it does depend on the quality of the bacon. I'v had some thick, THICK bacon before in my day, but before you ask- no not ham. Just, the perfect bacon, and certainly bacon it was. Not to mention, I can only imagine that american turkey bacon would be far better than canadian turkey bacon. The thought of a ham of turkey is indeed quite...searing.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 08:13 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 13 June 2012 - 12:44 AM, said:

Bah, have to get a new debit card. 7-10 business days without any money.

Now i must manwhore.


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View PostMaia Irraz, on 13 June 2012 - 12:06 PM, said:

I think I'm developing allergies / hay fever...there's lots of pollen and stuff floating around the city and in past years it never bothered me but this year, eesh. My eyes are itchy, I keep sneezing, my nose is all runny and gross; stupid ebola virus!


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View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 02:26 PM, said:

So many Australians! You lucky bastards! I'm stuck here in a glove eating certainly nothing better than Canadians! And they aren't as tasty!


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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:11 PM

OK, Germany kicked our asses well and truly. OK, we lost deservedly*. OK, the best/sharpest dutch player was Clarence Seedorf commenting on the BBC at half-time. OK, we've got less of a chance than Denmark to make it to the next stage. OK, Arjen Robben behaves like a bag of dicks. But FFS, can all those assholes who call themselves TV-presenters and analysts PLEASE stop and sow division? 90 minutes ago they were the staunchest supporters, the biggest believers, the most confident in victory, making me zap to the BBC to avoid the nationalist, biased "journalism" and get some decent impartial non-chauvinist commentry.
Now those same people are roasting coach and players in the name of journalism. Jingoist assholes, everyone could have seen that it would end like this, so why the can-do, must-do blinkered mentality before the match?

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:23 PM

I've got a lot of packing done today.
Reality of my upcoming move is now thoroughly sunk in.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:52 PM

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

Ahhhhhh, but it does depend on the quality of the bacon.



Does it?

Funny, Canadian bacon doesn't depend on anything, it's 100% meat 24/7!
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:00 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 13 June 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

Ahhhhhh, but it does depend on the quality of the bacon.



Does it?

Funny, Canadian bacon doesn't depend on anything, it's 100% meat 24/7!


100% mean=/=100% delicious.
Not to mention, not depending means it can never reach that beautiful 120% deliciousness <3
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:01 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 13 June 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

View PostThe dancing game, on 13 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

Ahhhhhh, but it does depend on the quality of the bacon.



Does it?

Funny, Canadian bacon doesn't depend on anything, it's 100% meat 24/7!


seems like there is a "That's what she said" joke in there somewhere...
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 02:35 AM

So very very nervous - driving test in 1hr!
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 02:50 AM

Good luck! Just follow the standard advice: Close your eyes and think of England. At least I think that's for driving tests.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 04:45 AM

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Posted 14 June 2012 - 05:01 AM

QT, the beet meat has fat on it.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 05:49 AM

Didn't pass ;)

Was so wound up by the end of it that I overshot a corner and the examiner reached over and grabbed the wheel, which is an instant fail. Pretty disappointed in myself, but hey, there's always next time, right?
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 05:51 AM

Don't feel too bad. My driving instructor told me I should never drive anything, not even a scooter. That was after I confused left and right, again, and attempted to drive straight into oncoming traffic. He passed me anyway, delightful fellow.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 05:55 AM

Remind me never to drive in the city you live in ;)
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 06:01 AM

Now for my pilot's licence....!
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