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#11681 Sparrohawk

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 03:18 AM

Asshole of a weekend is turning in an asshole of an entire week.

"Sir, you are drunk!"
"Yes madam, I am, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

#11682 Loki

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 03:34 AM

Sparrohawk, on 29 May 2012 - 03:18 AM, said:

Asshole of a weekend is turning in an asshole of an entire week.

Look for a common denominator.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#11683 Sparrohawk

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 03:41 AM

Loki, on 29 May 2012 - 03:34 AM, said:

Sparrohawk, on 29 May 2012 - 03:18 AM, said:

Asshole of a weekend is turning in an asshole of an entire week.

Look for a common denominator.

Already have one. Me.

"Sir, you are drunk!"
"Yes madam, I am, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

#11684 Satan

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 06:23 AM

Then eliminate said common denominator and lead a life (/death) full of bliss!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#11685 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 06:56 AM

I drank all my booze at some earlier date, and now I have to go get more!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#11686 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 09:38 AM

My boss has volunteered me to talk at a conference. All the other speakers on the program are Professors, it's chaired by some Lord and the delegate list includes the top brass from a load of global organisations. I'm scheduled to talk on something that is quite a long way out of my area of expertise. "Bricking it" doesn't even come close. I'm thinking of leaving the country!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#11687 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:16 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 29 May 2012 - 09:38 AM, said:

Get drunk. What's the worst that could happen?

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#11688 Satan

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:43 AM

Loads of things to do at work these days, stressing me out and fucking with my sleep. Last night was fitful at best, with me thinking on things I should do today. But for lack of sleep, I can't remember anything of the stuff that kept me awake last night. Oh, Irony!

Also: apparently I am a woman.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#11689 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 12:02 PM

Satan, on 29 May 2012 - 10:43 AM, said:

A Greek woman at that, if the rampant facial hair is any indication.

#11690 Darkwatch

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 04:00 PM

One of the kids at the daycare is either new or has developed a fondness for wailing. Woke me up and kept me awake.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#11691 Wanderer

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 04:52 PM

BBC propaganda towards the Scottish Independence debate. Depressingly negative bile and hatred.

YES in 2014.

Any Scots on the board who haven't signed the Independence Declaration please do so - yesscotland.net

#11692 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:10 PM

Politics! To the Discussion board with ye!

But what's killing me is my knees.

I'm going to go see a doctor - this is getting ridiculous. In about 3 years it's gone from strenuous exercise causing me some mild discomfort to basically constant ache.

#11693 QuickTidal

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 02:29 PM

The beer at the ballpark last night was $11.25 EACH for about 3/4 of a pint.

That's $22.50 for the equivalent of 2 1/2 beers-ish (bottle wise)...

I could buy a DAMNED 24 for that at the beer store for that!

What

The

Fu

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#11694 rhulad

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 02:36 PM

That is highway robbery for beer at the ballpark. But what the hell kind of beer are you buying that only costs $22.50 for a 24 pack?

#11695 QuickTidal

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 03:33 PM

rhulad, on 30 May 2012 - 02:36 PM, said:

That is highway robbery for beer at the ballpark. But what the hell kind of beer are you buying that only costs $22.50 for a 24 pack?

The cheap stuff.

:lol:

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#11696 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 04:26 PM

Ever had that situation where you're talking to someone and it gets onto one of those subjects that you shouldn't really talk about with people you don't know too well in case you find out they hold terrible views? Just had that! A chap at work who have to work with a lot and I thought was really nice not only turns out to be racist but seemed to think I am too!!!!!

I was telling him how nice the area I live in is and that it's very well off - as an off hand way to describe how well off it was, I said "it's basically full of rich white people". Can. Of. Worms.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#11697 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:09 PM

Booked tickets and shit to Glasgow in August, to catch up with a friend who was free when we discussed convenient dates and (other) shit. Turns out he's going to Spain with his girlfriend, now, right on the same weekend but, even though he knew I was going to book everything while the prices were good, he though it a good idea not to mention it until a week later. Obviously, everything is also non-refundable. Hum... Posted Image

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#11698 worry

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:28 PM

Never trust a person.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#11699 Loki

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:18 AM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 30 May 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

You're friend's an arse.

Also, Scottish Malaz Meet Up instead?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#11700 Silencer

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:30 AM

Realizing why you stopped playing something, even though you enjoyed it immensely. *wistful sigh*

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.