What's messing with your groove?
#11261
Posted 12 April 2012 - 07:40 PM
You otter go back to bed, Stormy.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#11262
#11263
Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:12 PM
I once saw an otter suck his own penis. That was one happy looking otter.
True story.
True story.
#11264
Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM
You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
#11265
Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:53 PM
@QT - The Melbourne Zoo is my favourite place in existence. Watching the otters there is one of my most favourite things to do. Naturally my curiosity runs towards the location of the otters. Ain is obviously disappointed because everyone loves watching the otters. Any other reasons beyond that are secondary and can be addressed once the location of the otters and the reason for their absence has been established

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#11266
Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:41 AM
Yes, we need more otter auto-fellatio stories posthaste.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#11267
Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:34 AM
having to spend all night cramming for a family law final. with exteremely depressing subject matter.
and seriously, 3 exams in 3 days? 2 of them being 100% finals? arg.
and seriously, 3 exams in 3 days? 2 of them being 100% finals? arg.
#11268
Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM
Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:
You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.
meh. Link was dead :(
#11269
Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:11 AM
Cocoreturns, on 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM, said:
Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:
You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.
The worst part of doing squats is getting the weight on the bar, dropping down, and realizing you have to use the bathroom more than you thought. OH GOD WHY. I WAITED 15 MINUTES TO GET ON THIS THING, NOW I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#11270
Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:28 AM
I saw otters today. They were eating fish, not autofellating.
Also there's alcohol and hats.
Also there's alcohol and hats.
*Men's Frights Activist*
#11271
Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:55 AM
Well, to cut a long story short...there were otters. Whoops. 
EDIT: No happiness in here.

EDIT: No happiness in here.
This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 13 April 2012 - 07:56 AM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#11272
Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:11 AM
Ain, on 13 April 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:
Well, to cut a long story short...there were otters. Whoops. 
EDIT: No happiness in here.

EDIT: No happiness in here.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#11273
Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:23 AM
Had a huge shit fight at work today because my pay rise was shit. So I told them to stick it up their arse and now it's all a big issue and I have to write a letter to Corporate to display my dissatisfaction with the shitty rise.
I really don't want to get another job, but a mans principles....
I really don't want to get another job, but a mans principles....
#11274
Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:36 AM
Sounds like trouble.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#11276
Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:33 AM
Obdigore, on 13 April 2012 - 07:11 AM, said:
Cocoreturns, on 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM, said:
Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:
You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days
2) I fucking hate squats
Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.
The worst part of doing squats is getting the weight on the bar, dropping down, and realizing you have to use the bathroom more than you thought. OH GOD WHY. I WAITED 15 MINUTES TO GET ON THIS THING, NOW I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM.
I have had my fair share of close calls on 'gambling on a squat' after a few redbulls my good STEEEEGE...
#11277
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:10 AM
Feeling tired, headachey and discouraged. Stupid drama going on, no-one to talk to, staying in on a Friday night...usual recipe for the blues.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#11278
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:22 AM
Ain, on 13 April 2012 - 11:10 AM, said:
Feeling tired, headachey and discouraged. Stupid drama going on, no-one to talk to, staying in on a Friday night...usual recipe for the blues.
So you're not referring to the football then?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#11279
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:28 AM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#11280
Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:46 AM
I have the Blues.............the Carlton Blues

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~