What's messing with your groove?

#10581 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 12:25 AM

I, by rather remarkable amounts of incompetence, have double-booked myself for TWO birthdays tomorrow. Which would be fine, except they're on opposite sides of the Bay, and the Bay Bridge is closed this weekend! So I have to commit.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#10582 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 12:52 AM

one of my students (at the Uni gym) got thrown awkwardly and dislocated their right elbow.

and of all the students it COULD have happened to, its the one doing their Master's dissertation..........

F***.

meh. Link was dead :(

#10583 Loki

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 03:55 AM

We have a house inspection this week and our lawns are really terrible. A friend dropped off a working mower today for us t o use. Matador is on-call all day which means the only day he could do the lawns is tomorrow. Trying to do them all in one day in this weather would be suicide so I decided to do some of them today despite the fact that I have been 'banned' from mowing the lawns. Not liking being told I can and can't do things I set out to do the lawns. 20 minutes later I'm sitting at my desk, on my ventilator, having trouble breathing and suddenly remembering why it is I'm not allowed to do the lawns.......Having asthma messes with my groove.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10584 Silencer

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:30 AM

Ugh, that sucks Kell. :Oops:

Maybe you could draft Luci into helping? (I'd offer, but...yeah. >.>) Elsewise I hope Matt doesn't kill himself doing it tomorrow.

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#10585 Macros

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 08:53 AM

lost my fucking phone last night
FUCKING FUCK
trying to activate a mobile here is a fucking ballache and my temporary phnoe is a piece of shit, no internet or anything

2012
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#10586 Macros

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 08:54 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

its ok, go to one, leave early then go to the better one later.
both girls will be happy, no drama will ensue

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#10587 Solidsnape

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 09:21 AM

Lack of time on the forum (I'm back!).
Turning 32 on Wednesday gone.
The non-stop relentlessness with which my 6 week old son Seb cries (Oh why did I have another one? WHY!!!), and the 4 hours sleep he "allowed" me to have last night.
This 12 hour shift I'm battling my way through today (Roll on 7pm).

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gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
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#10588 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 09:23 AM

Macros, on 18 February 2012 - 08:54 AM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

its ok, go to one, leave early then go to the better one later.
both girls will be happy, no drama will ensue

That's the problem, there's NO WAY I could get from one to the other (easily), because the bridge is closed.

#10589 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 09:37 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Macros, on 18 February 2012 - 08:54 AM, said:

its ok, go to one, leave early then go to the better one later.
both girls will be happy, no drama will ensue

That's the problem, there's NO WAY I could get from one to the other (easily), because the bridge is closed.

Man up. Swim the bay.

meh. Link was dead :(

#10590 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 10:16 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Macros, on 18 February 2012 - 08:54 AM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

its ok, go to one, leave early then go to the better one later.
both girls will be happy, no drama will ensue

That's the problem, there's NO WAY I could get from one to the other (easily), because the bridge is closed.

whatever you do, do not post it on facebook. post it in the romantic advice thread.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#10591 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 10:34 AM

Both birthdays are dudes, and I am not gay. I will need no such thread.

#10592 Loki

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 12:48 PM

I ordered some books off of Book Depository a little while ago, three to be exact. Two have arrived - my leather bound Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe and Jonathan Maberry's Ghost ROad Blues. However, the book that I really want and have been looking forward for ages to reading is DeForest Kelley's biography 'From Sawdust to Stardust' and according to my order it hasn't been sent. I contacted B.D and they said it was an error and that it was sent weeks ago, before the other two were sent. So, I don't know if it is just taking its time to arrive or if it has vanished within Aust Post. Either way, I really want my book god damn it!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10593 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 01:14 PM

Loki, on 18 February 2012 - 12:48 PM, said:

I'm sure Abyss has some advice about this sort of thing, he has such a wonderful relationship with Canada Post. :Oops:

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#10594 JLV

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:47 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 10:34 AM, said:

Both birthdays are dudes, and I am not gay. I will need no such thread.

Pick the one with better booze/more attractive sisters. The other will understand, surely. Get him something nice though, as a consolation.

#10595 Tapper

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 05:27 PM

JLV, on 18 February 2012 - 04:47 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2012 - 10:34 AM, said:

Both birthdays are dudes, and I am not gay. I will need no such thread.

Pick the one with better booze/more attractive sisters. The other will understand, surely. Get him something nice though, as a consolation.

Stripper in a cake for the bloke you're not going to visit. I doubt he'll miss you.

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#10596 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 07:06 PM

Work is sucking a bit atm...

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#10597 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 09:52 PM

The tab came off my root-beer can. Firstworldproblems, amirite?

#10598 Azathmaster

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:02 AM

Powers out and fucking pissed off. 26 days eithout power in 6 months and the retards still havent figured out how fucking annoyed people in my town are getting.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

#10599 Azathmaster

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:02 AM

Powers out and fucking pissed off. 26 days without power in 6 months and the retards still havent figured out how fucking annoyed people in my town are getting.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

#10600 MTS

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 02:22 AM

Got a haircut today. Let's just say it's not the greatest I've ever gotten...

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