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What's messing with your groove?

#8701 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:44 PM

View PostBriar King, on 26 August 2011 - 04:36 AM, said:

Hmmmm....Is it any wonder why I have the kids living with me instead of the norm where most kids live with mom? She finally picks the kids up from school today to spend time with them before bringing them home. Then my 2nd grade daughter ask her to do her homework with her and she immead starts bitching cause she dosent feel like it. She finally did but the whole time she was gripeing at her and getting impatient with her so I had to go in there and oversee the episode... Seriously. You have kids woman deal with it.


Wow. She just sounds like a waste.

Good thing you're a good father though BK, they are few and far between sir.
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#8702 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:06 PM

Being a girl sucks right now.
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#8703 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:52 PM

I'm such a gamer that I even glitch in real life. I got stuck in a wall at Laserforce :S

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#8704 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:39 PM

Serves you right for abusing noclip.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#8705 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:01 PM

Why the hell is it, to the complete and utter exclusion of all others in my 4 years of university, is it the black students who refuse to shut the fuck up in the library?

Everyone else responds to a request for some quiet with actually being quiet.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 26 August 2011 - 07:02 PM

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#8706 User is online   worry 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 09:38 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 26 August 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

Why the hell is it, to the complete and utter exclusion of all others in my 4 years of university, is it the black students who refuse to shut the fuck up in the library?

Everyone else responds to a request for some quiet with actually being quiet.


Waaah


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#8707 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:26 PM

So when I changed the direct deposit info with my employer I left out 1 digit so when I went to check the new account this morning no pay and it turns out that I have to wait until Monday to get paid. If that wasn't bad enough, the wife is sick. This weekend is not getting off to a good start. The silver lining is that Irene isn't affecting Savannah.
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#8708 User is offline   Gwynn ap Nudd 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 01:32 AM

HST referendum results are in and it has been shot down. Nothing like having an electorate that can't distinguish between referendums and elections guiding the economy.
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#8709 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:35 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 26 August 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

Why the hell is it, to the complete and utter exclusion of all others in my 4 years of university, is it the black students who refuse to shut the fuck up in the library?

Everyone else responds to a request for some quiet with actually being quiet.

Because skin colour is directly related to being a noisy jackass, right?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#8710 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:22 AM

EVERYTHING!!! :ice: :D :p :p :p
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#8711 User is offline   Solidsnape 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 07:36 PM

I find Skys decision to screen GI Joe: The Rise of the Cobra on Sky Sci-Fi/Horror insulting to say the least, as it clearly fits in neither genre.

Perhaps they should create a channel called Sky Pants/Wank for this eventuality.
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#8712 User is offline   Mr.James 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 08:22 PM

This : http://www.bbc.co.uk...e-east-14665113

One of Syria's most esteemed artists has been kidnapped from his car in one of the capital's most important squares, he was found several hours later thrown on a highway with broken fingers and bruised face...all this because he dared state that he is against that butcher of a president Bashar al Assad and make caricatures mocking his brutality. This is the second artist to be found this way...The face that the regime has sunk so low to silence those who oppose him and that Bashar al Assad goes on TV and speaks about his marvelous reforms and how he thwarted the cosmic conspiracy to bring down Syria's stability with utmost cool is just mind fucking...I am beyond rage at this point...FUCK THAT MAN...a Barghast style hobbling would be going too easy on him...It doesn't really help that I feel like a fucking coward sitting and bitching about it here while my closest friends are in the streets everyday in the protests....FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

EDIT: very trivial compared to the above...but it hasn't really helped my fucked up mood that I've been trying to change my fucking avatar for the last hour and in my profile page it's changed. But when I post it stays the same(old)...WTF!!!

This post has been edited by Mr.James: 27 August 2011 - 08:26 PM

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Some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which
Men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home
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#8713 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:01 PM

No moneys to go to the 21st of a mate of mine. A load of us always go out for each others birthdasys for pub golf. However I cant even go as I have no mney at all. Even if I scraped enough money to go and not drink that wouldnt work as it wouldnt be right and also I have my 18 hole in one record to maintain from the last 4 years so if I did go id just spiral into more debt.

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#8714 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 02:58 AM

My room traps heat ridiculously well. Seriously, its like 10 degrees hotter in here than it is out there. Makes working hard. :ice:
Suck it Errant!


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#8715 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 03:42 AM

Insomnia. It's 5:42 am and I've yet to fall asleep :ice:
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#8716 User is offline   Dag 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 11:52 AM

The techno-loving psychopath who moved into the apartment beneath mine recently. :ice: I'm getting really desperate - almost every night and almost every morning (today he started at 8 am - on a Sunday!!!) I'm being kept awake because he apparently believes we live in a giant disco-club.

I am so tired and irritated, I keep snapping unfairly at everyone around me today. :p I feel like an old evil grumpy hag - and it's all his fault!

This post has been edited by Dag: 28 August 2011 - 11:53 AM

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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#8717 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:07 PM

i HATE loud neighbours. We have a lady below with turrets or whatever. She screams and swears up a shit storm. The other night she threw a chair out the freakin window! If you live in a body corporate like i do maybe try and talk to your fellow neighbours? You could all lodge a formal complaint...hopefully get techno dude to keep it down.
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#8718 User is offline   Solidsnape 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:50 PM

All my Rome: TW save games have retro-aged about a month!!!!!!! WTF!!!
Gutted.
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#8719 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 01:03 PM

I have bruises on my breasts thanks to King Lear :ice:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#8720 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 01:32 PM

Sexual assault surely.... O wait yeh KL is a girl :ice:

Groove- That girl ive been moaning about on here and I are meeting up today. Unsure how it will turn out but I may well be single after it
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