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What's messing with your groove?

#7081 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:54 PM

View PostTapper, on 25 April 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:


I doubt gay guys have problems with a half naked girl/ woman. They're just looking at it from a purely aesthetic angle instead of doing some 100% pure oggling... same way I don't get aroused by the Venus of Milo or Bradd Pitt, but despite that, I'm more than willing to concede they both look awesome.



Well, given that all the gay guys I know (I knew most of them before they left their closets) are totally scared of the female anatomy and freak out at the mention of breasts or the threat of being knocked on the head with them leads me to believe that it isn't just an aesthetics thing.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#7082 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:22 PM

View PostLoki, on 25 April 2011 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 25 April 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:


I doubt gay guys have problems with a half naked girl/ woman. They're just looking at it from a purely aesthetic angle instead of doing some 100% pure oggling... same way I don't get aroused by the Venus of Milo or Bradd Pitt, but despite that, I'm more than willing to concede they both look awesome.



Well, given that all the gay guys I know (I knew most of them before they left their closets) are totally scared of the female anatomy and freak out at the mention of breasts or the threat of being knocked on the head with them leads me to believe that it isn't just an aesthetics thing.

You need better/ less angsty gay friends?

Seriously, the mention or look of breasts/nipples/vagina's/penises (penisi?) should not be scary.
However, regarding the threat of being breast-suffocated: I'm not exactly waiting for someone to try and teabag me either, despite me being perfectly okay with some friends of mine being gay and rather blunt about it.

EDIT 2: also, the gays I know, are not definately not afraid of (nekkid) women or their main points of attraction to straight guys :D.

This post has been edited by Tapper: 25 April 2011 - 06:24 PM

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#7083 User is offline   KingTeholBeddict 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 07:09 PM

Science test on Evolution tomorrow... I should really have studied...

And well, School tomorrow...
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#7084 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 07:18 PM

View PostTapper, on 25 April 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 25 April 2011 - 04:09 PM, said:

Assuming that the brother's friend doesn't prefer guys himself and the sight of a half naked woman doesn't terrify him...

Oi, only the bottom half being naked, and the most ehm, dire parts of that bottom half being covered.
So all in all, Mott might as well have been on the beach in a bikini - apart from the hoodie, that is.

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View PostLoki, on 25 April 2011 - 04:09 PM, said:

Assuming that the brother's friend doesn't prefer guys himself and the sight of a half naked woman doesn't terrify him...

Well, I guess there's that. I know it would've terrified me at 15. Wouldn't have stopped me enjoying it though. :D

I doubt gay guys have problems with a half naked girl/ woman. They're just looking at it from a purely aesthetic angle instead of doing some 100% pure oggling... same way I don't get aroused by the Venus of Milo or Bradd Pitt, but despite that, I'm more than willing to concede they both look awesome.

As for being terrified... that trickle of fear of 'is this happening? Is this REALLY happening? Like, for real?' is what makes things so much fun. Even now that I am approaching middle age.

Exactly.

My point about the gay guy though was that it may just be like a guy with his shirt off for me, not a big deal and I'm not taking particular enjoyment out of said visual, not that they have problems with it. And we were talking about gay men being terrified? Oh, I figured we were talking more 'teenager anxiety' lol. That's strange though. I'm friends with several gay guys and I can honestly say I've never heard any of them express a fear or anxiety about seeing female anatomy (quite the opposite actually lol), and certainly not about getting knocked over the head or suffocated by breasts. It's not like they're wrecking balls or anything. :S Still, I don't know these people, I shouldn't judge.

This post has been edited by MTS: 25 April 2011 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 08:26 PM

Having one of those days where, were I a more motivated individual, I'd likely have to go on a homicidal rampage.

I am so fucking miserable.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#7086 User is offline   Ulrik 

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:18 PM

View PostTapper, on 25 April 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:

View PostUlrik, on 24 April 2011 - 07:58 PM, said:

Trip to Syria officially canceled. Thousands of dollars splashed... Fuck.

Ouch, that sucks - but at the least you won't get accidentally shot.


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Posted 26 April 2011 - 12:57 AM

Fuck studying for a month solid and staring at your notes at 2am just over a week before your first exam and not feeling like you've made any progress at all.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:38 AM

Back to school tomorrow and I have to go visit my grandmother in the hospital, because she just had an operation.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:57 AM

View PostAin, on 26 April 2011 - 01:38 AM, said:

Back to school tomorrow and I have to go visit my grandmother in the hospital, because she just had an operation.


You have to go visit Grandma? Wear your little red hoodie ... :D

(BTW, fingers crossed for the old girl)
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 02:40 AM

@TApper - Perhaps it's an age thing.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 09:38 AM

Are you satying I'm old? :D :D
damned whippersnappers these days!

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#7092 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:06 PM

BLACK HAIR!!!!! BLACK!!!!!!

Since when does GOLDEN HAIR look BLACK????

It's a small detail but it really annoyed me a lot

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:56 PM

Thunderstorm after thunderstorm after thunderstorm.

It hasnt stopped raining for more than a few hours in like 2 weeks.

Its frikkin ridiculous.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:26 PM

Job interview tomorrow. I haven't had anything to be nervous about for nearly a year. I forgot what it feels like!
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 01:28 AM

Good luck Mez, you'll be right ;)

My mum has to fly our to England urgently as her father has taken a very bad turn, and may not even hold out until she gets there :) Not the best way to wake up :)
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 01:48 AM

So, I'm sitting in what I believe to be the safety of my home responding to a thread when out of no where a vicious and terrifying guinea pig attacks my poor unsuspecting foot!

Where the hell am I????

Either this is one lucid and realistic dream or something is very wrong here.....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#7097 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 01:53 AM

Well, I'm going to assure you that this is not a dream (though you have no real way of knowing that I'm a separate conscious entity typing this reply and not a part of your own mind).
As to the Guinea Pig, teach it who's boss and bite its foot.
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#7098 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 01:57 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 27 April 2011 - 01:53 AM, said:

Well, I'm going to assure you that this is not a dream (though you have no real way of knowing that I'm a separate conscious entity typing this reply and not a part of your own mind).
As to the Guinea Pig, teach it who's boss and bite its foot.


Alright....that's it - I'm going back to bed. First a rabid guinea pig and just now a clown knocked on our door for directions....I'm sure there are perfectly good, sane and rational explanations for these things but until they make themselves known I'm going back to bed as it seems like the best course of action right now.

WTF?!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 02:00 AM

View PostLoki, on 27 April 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 27 April 2011 - 01:53 AM, said:

Well, I'm going to assure you that this is not a dream (though you have no real way of knowing that I'm a separate conscious entity typing this reply and not a part of your own mind).
As to the Guinea Pig, teach it who's boss and bite its foot.


Alright....that's it - I'm going back to bed. First a rabid guinea pig and just now a clown knocked on our door for directions....I'm sure there are perfectly good, sane and rational explanations for these things but until they make themselves known I'm going back to bed as it seems like the best course of action right now.

WTF?!!!


Those are indeed new levels of WTF-ery...hmmm...perhaps heading back to sleep is the best route.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 06:36 AM

I should have known today was going to only get worse.....the lady who was going to be looking after my cats can't do it anymore......so now I have nowhere for my cats to go and we move out on the weekend. I give up.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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