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What's messing with your groove?

#6921 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 09:21 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 17 April 2011 - 04:13 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 17 April 2011 - 03:37 AM, said:

Was hoping to have the girlfriend along to a small shindig this Tuesday-I've already met her group of friends and this would be her opportunity to meet mine. However, she's tied up with work and it's 99.9% certain she can't come. And I did see her yesterday but that was at another party and I didn't get much one-on-one time with her. On top of this, I got about 2 hours sleep and pulled a muscle in my calf. Just frigging dandy.


Must be a new gf


That's right....how'd you know?
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#6922 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 10:35 AM

Separate friend circles.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 11:55 AM

View PostMott, on 16 April 2011 - 07:20 PM, said:

Still unwell and have missed palm Sunday vigil, I'll have to see if I am well enough in the morning, damn this Catholic guilt.


Ah, Catholic guilt, would we be the same without it? I've moved back in with my folks for a bit, and when I got home tonight mum had carefully arranged a bit of palm over the church newsletter in the middle of the table for me to see. At least I missed the face-to-face guilt trip!
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:44 PM

View PostGatekeeper, on 17 April 2011 - 03:06 AM, said:

A Storm, I was fucking hungover after Thurs when I talked to you, I feel better today. What did you drink? It was Whiskey for me.


In other news: Loki (the girl) cock blocked me last night. Story= Loki and I like the Escape from New York movie. I was sitting on the couch with my ole lady last night, and Escape was on the old TV. So, I remarked out loud something like "Ha, Loki would think this was funny, seeing this movie on right after we talked about it." the GF was like "Who's Loki?" to which I foolishly replied "Oh, just this chick thats on the internet that I thought was a guy buts really a girl, and she and I like this movie." My ole lady looked at me funny and wouldn't let me play with her boobs anymore. Thanks Loki, cockblocking from oceans away!


Rookie mistake id say. You should know women hate women who you talk to, even if youve never personally met them and there on another continent. Shes right though ud fly all the way to Loki-ville to cheat... My GF is also weirdly unreasonable. She dug up some old facebook photos of me going out when my ex was out the same night (same circle of friends) and accused me of hiding something. Shed actually forgotten id told her my ex was there because it was over 6 months ago *sigh*.

Why has the funny pictures thread been deleted? This disturbs me.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 12:53 PM

View Posttiam, on 17 April 2011 - 12:44 PM, said:

View PostGatekeeper, on 17 April 2011 - 03:06 AM, said:

A Storm, I was fucking hungover after Thurs when I talked to you, I feel better today. What did you drink? It was Whiskey for me.


In other news: Loki (the girl) cock blocked me last night. Story= Loki and I like the Escape from New York movie. I was sitting on the couch with my ole lady last night, and Escape was on the old TV. So, I remarked out loud something like "Ha, Loki would think this was funny, seeing this movie on right after we talked about it." the GF was like "Who's Loki?" to which I foolishly replied "Oh, just this chick thats on the internet that I thought was a guy buts really a girl, and she and I like this movie." My ole lady looked at me funny and wouldn't let me play with her boobs anymore. Thanks Loki, cockblocking from oceans away!


Rookie mistake id say. You should know women hate women who you talk to, even if youve never personally met them and there on another continent. Shes right though ud fly all the way to Loki-ville to cheat... My GF is also weirdly unreasonable. She dug up some old facebook photos of me going out when my ex was out the same night (same circle of friends) and accused me of hiding something. Shed actually forgotten id told her my ex was there because it was over 6 months ago *sigh*.

Why has the funny pictures thread been deleted? This disturbs me.



Women are crazy. I'm so glad I'm not a lesbian.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

Fabio Aurelio and his ability to be both a brazilian footballer and a terrible,injury prone mess.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:37 PM

It just keeps snowing.

It's like I live in some sort of Northern climate where it's winter for over 6 months of the year.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:41 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 17 April 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:


It's like I live in some sort of Northern climate where it's winter for over 6 months of the year.



That's what my dad said.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 05:52 PM

RR is your dad? O.o
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 06:00 PM

I deny everything.
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Posted 17 April 2011 - 10:58 PM

Considering that your join date is before Rodeo's, I somehow doubt it.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:26 AM

View Postadjutant stormy, on 17 April 2011 - 10:58 PM, said:

Considering that your join date is before Rodeo's, I somehow doubt it.


Join dates are wrong. RR has been on here much longer. One of a few (Brood, Tiste, SM, Gothos etc) that have been here longer than me.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 12:49 AM

Fascinating.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 02:00 AM

View PostSombra, on 18 April 2011 - 12:26 AM, said:

View Postadjutant stormy, on 17 April 2011 - 10:58 PM, said:

Considering that your join date is before Rodeo's, I somehow doubt it.


Join dates are wrong. RR has been on here much longer. One of a few (Brood, Tiste, SM, Gothos etc) that have been here longer than me.


When the forum changed sometime ago (it's changed so much!) all the join dates changed too and because I had been off the board for a bit when I came back it said I had only just joined which was UNACCEPTABLE so I spoke to my lovely Brood and he fixed it :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 02:36 AM

View Postadjutant stormy, on 17 April 2011 - 10:35 AM, said:

Separate friend circles.


Ahhh, soudesne.

My groove is messed because my alarm was mistakenly set for 10:00 PM instead of AM. So I only got up just now. Fark.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 18 April 2011 - 02:37 AM

View PostAin, on 18 April 2011 - 02:36 AM, said:

View Postadjutant stormy, on 17 April 2011 - 10:35 AM, said:

Separate friend circles.


Ahhh, soudesne.

My groove is messed because my alarm was mistakenly set for 10:00 PM instead of AM. So I only got up just now. Fark.



And that's bad because.....?

~ Loki, loves to sleep in. :D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 03:30 AM

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 04:36 AM

I feel really well today but I can't do anything because -

a) It's raining
ii)The partner is sick & can't take me anywhere (likely excuse, as if I'm buying the buckets full of puke as evidence, pfft!)
3) I have no money because I spent it on my special edition Deadhouse Gates

I'm bored and I had a moment of weakness and said that my 'supposedly' sick partner could have the Xbox for the day....I have no idea what came over me...must have been a mini psychotic break or something.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 04:39 AM

It's nearly six in the morning and i'm still not sleeping. Throat infection has decided to migrate to my chest and every time I am about to fall asleep I start coughing. I"m thinking of getting Good Omens off iTunes to stop myself from picking up my laptop after my attempts to sleep have been thwarted.
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Posted 18 April 2011 - 05:09 AM

View PostLoki, on 18 April 2011 - 02:00 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 18 April 2011 - 12:26 AM, said:

View Postadjutant stormy, on 17 April 2011 - 10:58 PM, said:

Considering that your join date is before Rodeo's, I somehow doubt it.


Join dates are wrong. RR has been on here much longer. One of a few (Brood, Tiste, SM, Gothos etc) that have been here longer than me.


When the forum changed sometime ago (it's changed so much!) all the join dates changed too and because I had been off the board for a bit when I came back it said I had only just joined which was UNACCEPTABLE so I spoke to my lovely Brood and he fixed it :D


Yeah the real join dates are all out of whack. I joined in January 2001. Soooooo long ago.
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