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What's messing with your groove?
#5943
Tsundoku 
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 07:53 AM
Briar King, on 23 December 2010 - 06:39 AM, said:
My ex-ish wife not giving me any Butt today!!! Ugh..I could a used some to kick start my day.
1. Congratulations, I don't think I there's any way to make that into something smuttier than it already sounds. And I tried.
2. Don't know if a Mod will have my same appreciation for it. Unless we have 2 very different interpretations of what you wrote.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
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#5944
Gothos
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 08:22 AM
Was supposed to be riding back to my home town with a friend as per usual. Turns out he doesn't want to wait for me if he finishes work early. The fucking son of a bitch.
Will have to leave work early to make it for the train. Which will be packed like a can of sardines.
Will have to leave work early to make it for the train. Which will be packed like a can of sardines.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#5946
Tapper
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 09:45 AM
Sombra, on 23 December 2010 - 07:53 AM, said:
Briar King, on 23 December 2010 - 06:39 AM, said:
My ex-ish wife not giving me any Butt today!!! Ugh..I could a used some to kick start my day.
1. Congratulations, I don't think I there's any way to make that into something smuttier than it already sounds. And I tried.
2. Don't know if a Mod will have my same appreciation for it. Unless we have 2 very different interpretations of what you wrote.
regarding 1: add a visual dimension. That would make it smuttier.
Regarding 2: I can virtually hear the whoosh of a mod-hammer coming down, personally. Pity, 'cause in a disturbing way, this is definately sig-worthy stuff.
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#5947
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 10:05 AM
Puck, on 22 December 2010 - 11:48 AM, said:
My mental image of AIJ has just been flipped upside-down.
Well, I know it's hard, but relax and I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel-Air...
My groove is messed because I didn't sleep last night, so you'd think I'd be dog-tired; and I was earlier. But now I don't feel sleepy. I dislike this intensely.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#5948
Tapper
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Posted 23 December 2010 - 03:58 PM
2 more appartments I wanted to visit and possibly bid on have been sold. It seems I'm kind of fucked when it comes to buying some decent place to live.
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#5949
Gothos
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 08:43 AM
At work.
Around 10 degrees tops in the office. Cool thing that the bosses want to not waste cash on heating during the weekend. So not surprising they're not at work today.
Fuck.
Around 10 degrees tops in the office. Cool thing that the bosses want to not waste cash on heating during the weekend. So not surprising they're not at work today.
Fuck.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#5950
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 09:08 AM
Fell down the stairs yesterday (they are extremely slippery) and now half my body just hurts 
This post has been edited by Centzon Totochtin: 27 December 2010 - 09:08 AM
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#5951
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 11:58 AM
All of my friends are having get-togethers for NYE. This does not include me. Not that they're snubbing me, it's just that I can't find anything. Mrff.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#5952
King Lear
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 10:38 PM
I virused up my computer and now I have no internet. This was okay, because I was working 6 to 7 days a week for the last 6 weeks. Now I'm on holiday. It's starting to hurt. The weather is not helping.
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#5953
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 11:18 PM
It's been nice avoiding the obvious for a couple of weeks but there is no getting around it. When I arrive back in Cardiff later this week I am going to have to start unpacking in my new house...
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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
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I Scream
You Scream
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#5954
Mezla PigDog
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#5955
Ceda Cicero
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 11:27 PM
Just got back from an excellent holiday to an e-mail saying that the entirety of the project I've been on at work is being shut down starting January 7. Hello, unemployment.
Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:
How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
#5957
Grimjust Bearegular
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 03:25 PM
I have been infected with a virus from Hell!! Got sick on christmas eve no less. What a fun way to spend my christmas vacation...
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#5959
QuickTidal
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 05:41 PM
Work is boring today as lots of people are off still (ie. the sales people who supply me with work), the jobs I COULD do require the colour printer that the prepress guys keep jamming up...and the outside companies that use us that could supply me with work are off today.
This all makes up for a pissy scott who would rather be home playing video games, watching movies or reading Christmas prezzies. Sigh.
These dead days between Xmas and New Years are always a waste, and I'm feeling it this year.
I just want to go home today.
This all makes up for a pissy scott who would rather be home playing video games, watching movies or reading Christmas prezzies. Sigh.
These dead days between Xmas and New Years are always a waste, and I'm feeling it this year.
I just want to go home today.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#5960
QuickTidal
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 05:42 PM
Grimilla Insultface, on 28 December 2010 - 03:25 PM, said:
I have been infected with a virus from Hell!! Got sick on christmas eve no less. What a fun way to spend my christmas vacation...
That sucks! Feel better. If it is any consolation, this seems to be the winter with two knock-you-on-your-ass viruses going round...we are all bound to get it. Sigh.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
