Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:09 PM
I probably experienced one of the most random nights of my life last night...
Started off midday when I got a text off my newly married mate asking if he could crash at mine for the night...
Uh oh...
I have a crack on about it with the lads from work as we all know each other and the lad who text...
It was no problem, he comes over with a cooked chicken, french roll and a PS3 controller, no complaints and we sit having a drink and smoke whilst he yabbers on about his problems (argument in supermarket, she tells him to jog on, so he's like aye, fck ya... very volatile pair but was a fair bit more complexity to it!)
8:45, half time in the Man Utd game, get a phone call off another mate from work, one of the lads I was having crack on with earlier about the whole situation... And yes he was having a fair bit of banter about his situation, good natured yeh, but karma was about to strike... Anyway the phone call...
Uh oh...
Errr? Mind if I come over, got a problem... Need a place to stay...
Sure why not, the more the merrier...
Oh by the way, Im getting a lift off the police...
Uh oh...
Bloody turns up in a popo van with everything and the kitchen sink packed in the back of the van, mission carrying everything in by the way, he'd not only also got kicked out by the wife! Another one! Good that the policeman stayed outside anyway!
PS3 in pieces that his wife threw out on the street... Worst thing he was gutted about...
Last thing policeman grabs out the back of the van, straight laced face, a box full of 1960's porn magazines/dvd's he smuggled out of the attic... well there's me half cooked pissing myself... Sharp exit!
Apparently if the wife had found them he would of been dead twice over... And what for? They were just wrong and too old taste... Very vintage!
So yeh, I got to spend the night with two mates that look like the Mitchell brothers, whilst they jamber on about the delights of been married... Ruining... Ruining my god damn football night!!!
So, uh huh... Random!
Tehol said:
'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'