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What's messing with your groove?

#5181 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 01:04 PM

6 a.m. flight, and the fact I have to get up for it in...4 hours and 27 minutes.

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE
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#5182 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 01:08 PM

cause when you close your eyes, freddies goin to get ya!
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#5183 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 08:08 PM

waiting...sucks
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#5184 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 09:40 PM

My work and flatmates.
The level of ignorance they display boggles the mind.

Afew facts today gained fromth em attmepting to slag me off for being a sally rod. Now bear in mind, when we start for as bit of craic i'll hit them with something remotely based on fact, knowing that I'm blowing it way out of proportion or twisting it to wind them up. Their rebutals they actually think are accurate.

I over bent a bit of pipe and said "fuck, made a mistake"
que idiot 1 - "Aha, you made the biggest mistake being a prod!"
"why?"
"followin a religion started by a pervert who kills his wives"
"what?"
"Henry whatever, started the prodestants cause he wanted a divorce, then chopped her head of"
~Falmpalm~ "You do realise that I'm a Presbyterian, which is loosely Calvinist, and has nothing to do with the church of England, and that protestantism did in fact start somewhere in what is now Germany?"
"No it didn't, how did it, Germans aren't prods."


There was another issue with Centurion, which led to them cursing the romans as invading bastards, which I countered with (obviously) if it wasn't for the romans, they wouldn't have heard about jesus.
HOW?
uh, StPatrick, you know the guy you're all told brought Catholicism to Ireland
what the fuck is catholicism?
oh god, I had to just walk away at that point
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#5185 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 11:26 PM

took me a while to figure it out...I read it backward in the end and it made sense. Surrounded by cretins?
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#5186 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 01:12 AM

People are fucking stupid.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#5187 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 06:36 AM

Maybe they're just better at winding you up than you realise :shocking:
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#5188 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:07 AM

No, they just did not soak any knowledge in history at school at all. Their wind ups are a bit less subtle.
'well you should be kicked off your land, its stolen'
'your point being?'
'uh, fuckin prod, black bastard'
'go and pay your taxes to hrmc or we'll set the bailif on you'
-splutter- mumble- 'whatever'
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#5189 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:15 AM

If you murdered them all, you'd be doing a favor to the rest of us.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#5190 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:06 AM

I had a nightmare where I posted on the main forums with my MAFIA alt and Path-Shaper modkilled me. Over and over again. Argh.
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#5191 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:08 AM

i had a nightmare that a HIPPO was chasing me through the jungle and no matter how fast I ran, how great I swam or how amazing I hid the hippo would find me and I would have to try and get away again!
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:10 AM

I know I should go to bed but I DON'T WANNA.

My sleep pattern is fuckulated.
darkness & silence
the light shall flicker out

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#5193 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:42 PM

Well... I have a lot of stuff to do because I'm away for the weekend but I'm sat here dossing around... I know I'm going to regret this when I should be going to bed and I'm still sorting everything out!
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:28 PM

View PostAin, on 06 October 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

But so many of my friends have already travelled around the world, and I haven't set one foot off this continent. We are a big family so it's not that easy, but I'm getting so frustrated. I plan to travel when school is done, whether I go this time or not.

Given the enormous amount of interesting things to do and places to go in Australia, I would think that spending a decade exploring Australia would be viable. Explore your own country. See the penguins on the southern beaches, snorkel the Great Barrier Reef, learn how to surf, chase a few wallabies, look out at the desert from Ayers Rock, learn how to handle yourself alone in cities that aren't super far from family and friends.

Relax. Don't see it as "They get to do this and I don't." You can and probably will get more experience exploring Australia by yourself or with a long leash than they will, shuffling along the predetermined tour route. And it won't cost fuckin' $7000. Or maybe it will, but spread out over way more activities and time.

I've been all over the world and it honestly didn't get all that great until I was old enough and smart enough to kick out on my own for long periods of time. And being of age to drink and have some romantic fun help the experiences get way more awesome.
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:57 PM

I have to go take a midterm for my quantum computing class, a class that is so far out there, that we've made almost no progress whatsoever so far.

Everyone in the class is always so confused that the professor covers an amount of material in an hour and a half lecture that I could explain in 5 minutes. So I have no idea what the midterm could possibly be covering...
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#5196 User is offline   Corporal Nobbs 

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 01:06 AM

Someone neg repped me! :shocking:
I feel dirty and ashamed.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 01:12 AM

Countered.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#5198 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:24 AM

View Postamphibian, on 07 October 2010 - 09:28 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 06 October 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

But so many of my friends have already travelled around the world, and I haven't set one foot off this continent. We are a big family so it's not that easy, but I'm getting so frustrated. I plan to travel when school is done, whether I go this time or not.

Given the enormous amount of interesting things to do and places to go in Australia, I would think that spending a decade exploring Australia would be viable. Explore your own country. See the penguins on the southern beaches, snorkel the Great Barrier Reef, learn how to surf, chase a few wallabies, look out at the desert from Ayers Rock, learn how to handle yourself alone in cities that aren't super far from family and friends.

Relax. Don't see it as "They get to do this and I don't." You can and probably will get more experience exploring Australia by yourself or with a long leash than they will, shuffling along the predetermined tour route. And it won't cost fuckin' $7000. Or maybe it will, but spread out over way more activities and time.

I've been all over the world and it honestly didn't get all that great until I was old enough and smart enough to kick out on my own for long periods of time. And being of age to drink and have some romantic fun help the experiences get way more awesome.


Yeah...I suppose one reason Oz seems so boring is because I'm always hampered by my family, who never want to do anything new. Thanks for the advice phib.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:27 AM

I went out on Thiursday night, and drank fairly much. I have class tomorrow morning, that I will probably be slightly hung over for. then I also have to fly home.

I had my reasons for going tonight, and it's like the goals were partially achieved.

but i'm not sure about the whole situation.

Confusion is a novel feeling. and it's mightily irritating.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#5200 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:51 AM

CoD Modern Warfare 2!! I am doing really well, got a lot of kills and next thing you know I've lost connection to the net. It boots me off and says I cannot connect to x Box live. Puts me in a right foul mood!
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