[HoosierDaddy]

Your just jealous because our numbers are bigger than yours. Number envy, it'll get you every time.

[Giles]

everyone should start using Kelvin as its obviously the most sensible system

[Jusentantaka]

Fahrenheit for danes: it is based on the number 100. Above 100 is fucking hot. -100 is fucking cold. Water freezes at 32F. But since no one gives a shit about water, this is irrelevant.

Confusion, solved.

[KalamMekhar]

its suppose to be 105 here today, i r sad

[MTS]

Jusentantaka, on 05 June 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

Fahrenheit for danes: it is based on the number 100. Above 100 is fucking hot. -100 is fucking cold. Water freezes at 32F. But since no one gives a shit about water, this is irrelevant.

Confusion, solved.

Celcius for Americans: it is based on the number 0. Anything below 0 is fucking cold. Water freezes at 0C. Anything above 30 is fucking hot.

Confusion, solved. Adopt a better system, barbarians.

[Jusentantaka]

Useless system. 100 is a far superior base line than 0.


So the hierarchy goes: Kelvin > Rankine > Fahrenheit > Celsius = Sticking your head out the door

C is a barely refined form of sticking your head out the door and making up a meaningless number. OH MY GOD ITS 25 DEGREES! I WISH IT WAS 20 AGAIN! /cry 5 is small. 5 inches makes for a small penis. size five shoes make for small feet. A five year old is a small person.

F is better than C only because it has bigger numbers, therefore, whining about how it is NINETY rather than SEVENTY is meaningful, as there is a significant difference between them. 20 inches would be horrifyingly painful and yet massively impressive. Size twenty shoes are big. A twenty year old is a large person.

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 05 June 2010 - 07:07 PM

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

This is flawless logic.

[HoosierDaddy]

So, little-people are technically celcius lovers? Or do they side on the sticking of their heads (little) out of the door?

Edit@RLY: Hey you, you get your damned hands off of her.

This post has been edited by H.D.: 05 June 2010 - 07:24 PM

[Jusentantaka]

H.D., on 05 June 2010 - 07:23 PM, said:

So, little-people are technically celcius lovers?

That do be what I was going for with the penis thing (or rather, Celsius lovers are little. Same difference)

And are you boys fighting over me?

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 05 June 2010 - 07:31 PM

[Macros]

bloody American tv shows.
its a covering of the good friday agreement, and constantly referring to the two parties as "the catholics and the prodestants".
Its unionists and nationalists you fuckwits

[HoosierDaddy]

Religions fighting each other is far more interesting, Mac.

Edit: No, we are fighting over Lorraine (I think is her name).

This post has been edited by H.D.: 05 June 2010 - 07:49 PM

[Illuyankas]

People who use Fahrenheit are compensating for their small thermometers.

[Jusentantaka]

Well, at least our thermometers don't squirt red shit whenever the temperature goes up.

[Illuyankas]

Occasionally they get a bit overdramatic whenever they encounter a really hot enviroment.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 05 June 2010 - 08:16 PM

[Tsundoku]

Jusentantaka, on 05 June 2010 - 07:07 PM, said:

Useless system. 100 is a far superior base line than 0.


So the hierarchy goes: Kelvin > Rankine > Fahrenheit > Celsius = Sticking your head out the door

C is a barely refined form of sticking your head out the door and making up a meaningless number. OH MY GOD ITS 25 DEGREES! I WISH IT WAS 20 AGAIN! /cry 5 is small. 5 inches makes for a small penis. size five shoes make for small feet. A five year old is a small person.

F is better than C only because it has bigger numbers, therefore, whining about how it is NINETY rather than SEVENTY is meaningful, as there is a significant difference between them. 20 inches would be horrifyingly painful and yet massively impressive. Size twenty shoes are big. A twenty year old is a large person.

Interesting. So by your logic Yanks should measure their penis size in millimetres.

Where in Indonesia did it get to 60C (140F)?

[Jusentantaka]

Sombra, on 05 June 2010 - 11:25 PM, said:

Interesting. So by your logic Yanks should measure their penis size in millimetres.

Where in Indonesia did it get to 60C (140F)?

Its not polite to count past 230 though. Its like counting orgasms. Not to be done


I don't remember. "On Borneo" is rather vague, but true.

[Tapper]

Jusentantaka, on 05 June 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:

Its like counting orgasms. Not to be done

Why, does it get confused with binary code a lot, i.e. one for me, zero for you?
If so, general advice: stop counting on fingers, and use them for more productive things instead

[Jusentantaka]

I find it distracts from the experience when you interrupt your man tying a gag in your mouth so the kids do not wake up to go "EIGHT!"

[amphibian]

I like the Kevin scale. Not Kelvin - Kevin.

An explanation: In winter, if it's 6 Kevin, it took six seconds for the snot in Kevin's nose to freeze. In the summer, if it's 6 Kevin, it took six seconds for Kevin to say "It's fucking hot out here." Once the snot isn't freezing and once nobody's saying "It's fucking hot out here", ambient temperature is pretty much meaningless.

[Seras]

Why can't the Halo games be that epic? Instead of it's all