What's messing with your groove?

#4561 SalokinX

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:47 PM

Is this the presentation section?

Hi, my name is Bob and I am an alcoholic. I have been sober for about 2 minutes, but I feel the alcohol starting to take effect just about now.

In a few more secunds ia muight abya druak.

#4562 Tapper

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:48 PM

DID YOU HAVE HOT SEX WITH THE RECEPTIONIST ALL AFTERNOON?

edit: @ Illy.

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#4563 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:53 PM

WRONG
WRONG
ONE GUESS LEFT

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4564 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:54 PM

WHY WOULD THAT BE MESSING WITH HIS GROOVE? UNLESS HIS GROOVE GOT MESSED UP BY AN INCOMING BOSS. (THERE IS A PUN THERE.)

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4565 Jusentantaka

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:00 PM

Well, he could have had sex with the hot receptionist, and it might have torn it off. TORN IT OFF!

#4566 Soulessdreamer

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:20 AM

You thought you had pissed your pants in front of your workmates but when you looked down you realised it was blood and had to ask a female college for a sanitary pad to wrap around yor todger while she drove you to th ER?

TTFN

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#4567 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:31 AM

I have a stupid cough that wont go away, my stomach and chest hurt from coughing so much and I haven't had an uninterrupted sleep for a few weeks

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4568 Gothos

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:32 AM

Check yourself for bronchitis.
At the very least go see a doctor - some medicine that makes phlegm more fluid should work it out over 3-4 days.

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#4569 Tsundoku

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:44 AM

Wow - if Centz coughs, I fear for the structural integrity of some of her apparel. And the safety of bystanders.

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#4570 Gothos

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:45 AM

Hah naughty, Sombra!

#4571 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 11:53 AM

Sombra, on 08 June 2010 - 08:44 AM, said:

Wow - if Centz coughs, I fear for the structural integrity of some of her apparel. And the safety of bystanders.

What you want is never far from your mind...

I'm annoyed because I was going to see a movie with a girl friend of mine (note the gap), but she just cancelled. I've been waiting for 2 weeks anyway. Feel better now and I'll probably do it next weekend but still grumbly.

Suck it Errant!

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#4572 Darkwatch

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:12 PM

Have to work on a night I was not supposed to.
This messes with my groove and it fucks up my supper plans so now I have to go out and spend money on food. Money I don't want to spend because I already had food here and didn't need anymore and it has been thawed.
Also seeing as this is one of our weekly game nights I may well not be able to play tonight so I won't get to see my friends.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#4573 Macros

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 08:22 PM

Health and Safety assholes.

I appreciate the need for health and safety on the building site, some of the idiocy you see confirms th eneed for it.

But when an asshole with a clipboard and a suit walks onto a site, and tells 100 men to down tools because he thinks the place is a bit too messy to work in, makes them spend 3 hours brushing every corner of a large 4 story building, you start to think that a p requisite for being a HSO would be actually working on a building site for a year ro see how fucking retarded some of their ideas are.

Wankers

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#4574 RodeoRanch

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:55 PM

My mom has breast cancer.

Aww, dammit.

#4575 KalamMekhar

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:01 PM

I am really sorry to hear that Rodeo.

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#4576 Tapper

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 06:42 AM

Ouch Rodeo, that sucks

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#4577 Gothos

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 06:43 AM

I was just about to complain about insomnia, but ffs Rodeo, that's just awful. Fight-able stage?

#4578 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 08:32 AM

BAd news Rodeo, sorry to hear that. They've come a long way in treatment of breat cancer, hopefully all will be well.

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#4579 Tsundoku

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 08:33 AM

RodeoRanch, on 08 June 2010 - 09:55 PM, said:

My mom has breast cancer.

Aww, dammit.

Sorry to hear that mate. Hopefully it was caught early, or is a form with a high survival rate. Sending positive vibes your way. Not in the mail though, knowing Canada Post they will probably end up with a Mr A Byss.

All the more reason to support Pat and his new book:

http://forum.malazan...showtopic=18634