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#4441 Tapper

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:36 AM

Ain, on 01 June 2010 - 08:02 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 31 May 2010 - 09:09 AM, said:

MTS, on 31 May 2010 - 06:20 AM, said:

Had an unfortunate encounter with my friend's sister last night. In the light of day, anyway. She'd, uhh, grown since I'd seen her last. What a disaster, it was like that Hahn Light ad but without the self-awareness and without the walking away. She did not look 16...

Disclaimer: Nothing happened at all, and I'm only 19 so it's not totally creepy, right? And she keeps txting me. Oh God...

This is gonna be a fun one, I can tell.

Ho ho ho, MTS, interesting times ahead of yewwwwwww....

I second that.
You at 19 and she 16 is nothing to be creeped out by, imho as a decadent corrupt degenerate lecherous liberal. If she can't date a 19 year old, what age can a 16 year old girl date? Generally, guys of their age aren't interesting to them because they're solely guided by their raging hormones, younger guys are (practically) babies and 18 year olds make for a too select group.

If it wasn't your friends sister I'd definately say go for it.

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#4442 Tsundoku

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:37 AM

Illuyankas, on 01 June 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

BLISTERS SUCK.

On your Frankenpenis? You should get that checked out.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:45 AM

Do it in spite of it being your friend's sister. Some of my most fun jaunts with the opposite sex (and admittedly, most dangerous) were with such female fare.

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#4444 MTS

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:06 AM

I'd say at 19 I'm still very much guided by my raging hormones, Tapper.

Good point though.

What's creepy about the age difference is last time I saw this girl she was 12. In my mind she's not this hot chick who wants a slice (well...), she's still that bratty tween who always used to kick me in the shin. She is pretty hot though...

Anyway, I may cave if she keeps being so persistent about it(6 txts today...

), but still, mate's sister guys. That's against the Bro Code.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:17 AM

Unless he explictly allows it or asks you a favour to take her out. These things happen.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:18 AM

Okay, what is with the not dating a friends sister thing? I've never understood it...

Also, 6 texts in one day?? Unprovoked texts??

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:24 AM

A few years ago around uni time, me and my friends ran a competition to see who could pull more of everyone else's sisters. It wasn't the biggest pool of choices, but joint second out of five wasn't bad. The winner was a friend who had the dual advantages of a washboard stomach and a 12 year old(at the time) sister. Bastard.

Like then, I just view anyone stuck with my sister with a mixture of contempt, derision, and pity.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:38 AM

Gothos, on 01 June 2010 - 09:17 AM, said:

Unless he explictly allows it or asks you a favour to take her out. These things happen.

True, but I doubt that will happen lol.

Centzon Totochtin, on 01 June 2010 - 09:18 AM, said:

Okay, what is with the not dating a friends sister thing? I've never understood it...

Also, 6 texts in one day?? Unprovoked texts??

It's like dating an ex, it's just weird and a little too close to home (so to speak

).

As for the txting, not totally unprovoked. I answer tersely because I'd feel like a douche if I ignored her.

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#4449 Tapper

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:44 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 01 June 2010 - 09:18 AM, said:

Also, 6 texts in one day?? Unprovoked texts??

6 texts... that's some serious persistence

. Just go for it, MTS, and tell your friend that you either had to give her the complete cold shoulder like a douchebag, or go along, with all due risks. Clearly she's got her mind set on you!

I'll await the fireworks here

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:49 AM

By the way Illy, how's it hanging?

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:12 AM

Illuyankas, on 01 June 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

BLISTERS SUCK.

you are lucky they are not SUCK BLISTERS...

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:00 PM

beru, on 01 June 2010 - 10:12 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 01 June 2010 - 08:34 AM, said:

BLISTERS SUCK.

you are lucky they are not SUCK BLISTERS...

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:25 PM

MTS, on 01 June 2010 - 09:06 AM, said:

I'd say at 19 I'm still very much guided by my raging hormones, Tapper.

Anyway, I may cave if she keeps being so persistent about it(6 txts today...

), but still, mate's sister guys. That's against the Bro Code.

Dude, she's 16. Don't be that guy. Too young for you. It's not just a factor of how many years different you are, if you were 21 and she 18 it would be different. 16 IS TOO DAMN YOUNG. I work with kids (yes, kids is the correct word here) this age all the time. She might physically look like an adult at 16, but mentally/psychologically speaking, she's a kid, and you sir are a grown-ass man. It doesn't matter if she always dates older guys and her last boyfriend was 30, let them be the creeps, not you.

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#4454 Aptorian

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:39 PM

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:30 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 01 June 2010 - 03:25 PM, said:

MTS, on 01 June 2010 - 09:06 AM, said:

I'd say at 19 I'm still very much guided by my raging hormones, Tapper.

Anyway, I may cave if she keeps being so persistent about it(6 txts today...

), but still, mate's sister guys. That's against the Bro Code.

I disagree. If shes old enough to drive to the store, she's old enough to get bred, I mean bread...and 16 is old enough for consent in the south. YEE-HAW!!! And thats me being an ass, I agree with RLY, you're grown, so give it up, or wait until she is old enough for you to not go to prison over.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:31 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 01 June 2010 - 09:18 AM, said:

Okay, what is with the not dating a friends sister thing? I've never understood it...

Its because afterwards, they can't sit and chat about how hot the girl he fucked the night before was. Because its the other guy's sister. Similarly, I really never ever ever wanted to talk to my brother's girl/wife about their sex life. Everyone else? Yes ma'am. I could have gone a lifetime without learning that his favorite position was *censored by the Octogenarian Internet Morality Complex* or that *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Now, pedobear. Ignore Mr. 'my idea of a great night out is 500$ worth of drugs, two french hookers, a Filipino man covered in chocolate syrup and a bucket full of AIDS', and pretend for a moment that you are not fifteen. NO CHILDREN. I know its like the triple play of forbidden fruit, what with her being an infant, and your friend's sister and acting like a stalker all at the same time. But god damn. NO. Go find a proper adult for sex and for whatever the other things people do in relationships are.

Older women are better at everything. This is Fact, not opinion.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:36 PM

Jusentantaka, on 01 June 2010 - 04:31 PM, said:

Older women are better at everything. This is Fact, not opinion.

Except being young looking. They are not better at that.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:38 PM

Americans have really strange views in that matter. 21 for drinking age, 18-20 for sex, I mean, gorram, people. But you let kids drive cars at what, 16? What the gorram fuck is wrong with you?
16 ain't children, they're youth. cut them some slack and let them find life out.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:42 PM

Most children in my state are sexually ACTIVE by age 12. This is not to say active with OLDER people. Learning about life is fine, but let them find out together, dont take a 14 year old kid in the back of a van and teach them. And yes 16 is older, but mentally most teen girls are a wreck becaus uncle bob liked to tickle them when they were young, its a developmental issue, because a 23 year old girl whos uncle tickles her in a bad place, isnt as traumatized for as long as the 16 year old.

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