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What's messing with your groove?

#4241 User is offline   KalamMekhar 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 03:59 AM

 Zanth13, on 11 May 2010 - 02:52 AM, said:

Im getting ready for another hot summer... this time a Texas one and not an Iraqi one... i guess that is an improvement... almost as hot and now i have a bunch of hair to make it worse and i just cant bring myself to cut it...


what part of texas?
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#4242 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 05:45 AM

Out side of Austin...

You?

Edit:

On a side note, can we Still blame brood?

or is has another scapegoat been crowned?

This post has been edited by Zanth13: 12 May 2010 - 06:07 AM

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#4243 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 06:40 AM

 KalamMekhar, on 12 May 2010 - 03:59 AM, said:

bowled like poo tonight, well just the first game kinda but it was not fun to start out bad


Yes, indeed....

NOW MY LEFT FOOT ACHES! WHAT THE HELLDAMNFUCK

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 12 May 2010 - 06:40 AM

Suck it Errant!


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#4244 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 07:03 AM

Karnivool are playing in Canberra when I'll be in Melbourne, and the Melbourne shows are all sold out! :kallor: I've already seen them twice in the last six months, but still!
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#4245 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:34 AM

 Zanth13, on 12 May 2010 - 05:45 AM, said:

Out side of Austin...

You?

Edit:

On a side note, can we Still blame brood?

or is has another scapegoat been crowned?


1) Enjoy your southern summer swamp-ass.
2) Brood has been getting off all too easily, recently...

EDIT: Man, that sounded way less dirty when I typed it...

Messing with my groove: consistent unavoidable error due to having to read this spectrum off a goddamned oscilloscope. What is this? 1950?

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 12 May 2010 - 09:34 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#4246 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:54 AM

Illy Injury Update: I'm leaving for the operation to fix it in ten minutes! I'll catch you all when I return alive and amended.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4247 User is offline   KalamMekhar 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 01:30 PM

@Illy - operation for what?

@ Zan im in McKinney, north of Dallas

@AIJ - haha next time dont read it if it makes your foot hurt! now you know
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#4248 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 04:00 PM

He hooked up with a sociopath and he cut off his dick.

Or something like that.



It is cold. And raining. Its fucking May and we had frost the other night. FROST.
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 06:45 PM

 Illuyankas, on 12 May 2010 - 09:54 AM, said:

Illy Injury Update: I'm leaving for the operation to fix it in ten minutes! I'll catch you all when I return alive and amended.


You either procrastinated the shit out of getting that fixed, or your injury is much more common than I would have thought, for such a waiting list.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4250 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 06:59 PM

Back alive. Dissolving stitches and everything. Not looking forward to 1. dripping blood everywhere and 2. for the painkillers to wear off later on though.

@Stormy: I got added to the waiting list back in January.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4251 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 07:31 PM

Dayum. I sometimes worry about mankind...
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:12 PM

Diego fucking forlan
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:29 PM

Renting a tuxedo.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4254 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:30 PM

OH GOD THE PAINKILLERS WORE OFF
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:50 PM

 Illuyankas, on 12 May 2010 - 09:30 PM, said:

OH GOD THE PAINKILLERS WORE OFF


So are those "stretchable" stitches?
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:52 PM

Post any more pictures and I will begin graphically describing things. You have been warned.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4257 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:57 PM

I'm just wondering if it's worth it...
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 10:02 PM

:)

I just found an old email account I'd utterly forgotten about, where Samiehamie wanted me to do an article for the 50th Anniversary of the Best Pill Ever Made. I guess that will teach me to keep old blackberrys turned on.
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 10:04 PM

Hey Illy, is that a Chicken Burger she's eating?

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#4260 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:19 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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