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What's messing with your groove?

#4201 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 09:02 PM

01101001 10010101 10101011 10001110. And so is your mother.
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#4202 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 09:06 PM

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0100110001001111010011110100101101010011001000000100110001001001010010110100010100100000010100110100111101001101010001010100111101001110010001010012000000100010001001111010001010101001101001110001001110101010000100000010010110100111001001111010101110010000001001000010011110101011100100000010101000100111100100000010000100100100101001110010000010101001001011001
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4203 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 03:17 AM

Oh yeah? You're a stinking 01110101 and I'm going to 10110110 you in your 01110011.
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#4204 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 06:13 AM

Steroids

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#4205 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 06:59 PM

I can't connect to Steam, as I apparently do not have an internet connection.
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#4206 User is offline   McLovin 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 07:52 PM

I am babysitting whilst Mrs. McLovin goes to see a sneak-peek of Iron Man 2... :bs:
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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#4207 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 07:58 PM

View PostMcLovin, on 06 May 2010 - 07:52 PM, said:

I am babysitting whilst Mrs. McLovin goes to see a sneak-peek of Iron Man 2... :bs:


That's either really nice of you, or really cruel of her. :D



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#4208 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:03 PM

The amount of people, on Facebook with a status something akin to "just to let you know if you don't vote *whoever* today, you're making a big mistake! But it's your choice!"

Freaking annoying
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#4209 User is offline   masan's saddle 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:17 PM

I'll tell you what's more annoying ? 4 BT texts sent to my landline telling me to vote Labour from the Labour Party.

Fuck off with that shit and waste of time and money. I live in one of the safest Labour constituencies there is.

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 06 May 2010 - 10:17 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#4210 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:46 PM

cutting my nails there, and my retarded finger has an odd nail, always have trouble trimming it right.
sure didnt i go and chop it at an angle and far to far back, cue a night of irritation and blood on the sheets int he morning
not a euphemism
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#4211 User is offline   Giles 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:48 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 May 2010 - 10:03 PM, said:

The amount of people, on Facebook with a status something akin to "just to let you know if you don't vote *whoever* today, you're making a big mistake! But it's your choice!"

Freaking annoying

Even more annoying because its been going on for a few weeks now
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#4212 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 11:14 PM

View PostGiles, on 06 May 2010 - 10:48 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 May 2010 - 10:03 PM, said:

The amount of people, on Facebook with a status something akin to "just to let you know if you don't vote *whoever* today, you're making a big mistake! But it's your choice!"

Freaking annoying

Even more annoying because its been going on for a few weeks now

Which means for the next few weeks all we're going to get is "Stupid British Public voting for the wrong people ZOMG UR ALL IDIOTZ!1!!!11!!!11!!" etc. :bs:
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#4213 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 08:13 AM

I find the election statistic trolling industry hilarious. That, and the fact that according to some polls, the Lib Dems are going to beat Labour.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4214 User is offline   Eye Flys 

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:00 PM

A summer job would be nice.
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#4215 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:17 PM

Research paper that was due Wednesday at noon, that I still haven't finished.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4216 User is offline   LadyMTL 

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Posted 08 May 2010 - 02:06 AM

I ordered a paperback of China Mieville's Kraken on Tuesday and today I get an email from Book Depository saying that they refunded my money because the book is out of stock. And yet, it supposedly would ship in 48 hours when I bought it on Tuesday. So who 'stole' my book, why is it now out of stock? I was really looking forward to reading it, too. Posted Image

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 08 May 2010 - 02:07 AM

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#4217 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 08 May 2010 - 09:22 AM

Serenity, Goldfinger, Hot Fuzz and the football all on tonight. So much goodness, so hard to choose!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#4218 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 03:47 AM

Have a 15 page computational simulation paper due, and I haven't started the programming at all.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4219 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 04:13 AM

Saw a dead hedgehog by the side of the road walking home. I felt sad because I like hedgehogs, they are awesome.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4220 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 09 May 2010 - 04:23 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 09 May 2010 - 04:13 AM, said:

Saw a dead hedgehog by the side of the road walking home. I felt sad because I like hedgehogs, they are awesome.


If he was dead, how was he walking home?......ZOMBIE HEDGEHOGS!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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