What's messing with your groove?

#2321 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 09:12 PM

Officially bong eyed!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2322 Sixty

Don't be fooled. I am very serious.

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:23 AM

I've done homework for 2 hours. 30-40 pages of reading + some question/responses and calculations for a lab still to go.

Hooray!

#2323 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 03:06 AM

I to am on homework.
Tomorrow is more homework.
Then I've got homework.
Then work.

Huzzah!

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#2324 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 08:28 AM

OK so I want to join the police force and today is the beginning of the new recruitment phase. I have spent the last week downloading every single bit of info I can find on the application process and even found a current application online for a different force elsewhere in the country. Great thought I, I can practice! So I wrote it all out, got a couple of people to check it over for me, and thought that I could just copy and paste today and get it sent off... I get to the South Wales police website and find that the whole application form is in one big PDF which I can't edit and I have to print off and write out. And my handwriting is atrocious!
Grr...

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You Scream
We all Scream
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#2325 Happy Cat

Corporal

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 08:42 AM

There is this old fashion thing called a TYPEWRITER. It works just like a key board but on paper.

Sorry I counldn't resist.

#2326 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:26 PM

print
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edit in paint
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PROFIT

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2327 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:30 PM

Illuyankas, on 01 October 2009 - 01:26 PM, said:

print
scan
edit in paint
???
PROFIT

Shhhh....dont tell him. Would you want your safety in the hands of Tiste Plod?

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#2328 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:32 PM

I don't live near his patrol routes. All the graveyards are miles from my house.

#2329 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:32 PM

I wonder if I can get them to call me Tiste Plod?

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2330 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:39 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 01 October 2009 - 01:32 PM, said:

I wonder if I can get them to call me Tiste Plod?

I thought you were a teacher? Don't tell me dealing with the reality of todays' vile little brats filled you with the desire to beat them with a truncheon?

Or did it fill you with a different sort of desire to use a different sort of truncheon? Get a job as a scout master and you'll have the Pedo Treble. :Oops:

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#2331 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 01:51 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 01 October 2009 - 01:32 PM, said:

I wonder if I can get them to call me Tiste Plod?

Tell them its Old Welsh for "Fine Upstanding Man"......they might believe you

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#2332 Cougar

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 03:32 PM

Do they let people who trouble the big man into the cops these days, I thought they were against religious fundamentalists? :Oops:

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#2333 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 05:05 PM

Well I nearly claimed to be a gay muslim cos that would have got me in quicker, but they are very much about equality and diversity in the force. I'm not THAT much of a raving fanatic am I?

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2334 Cougar

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 05:07 PM

Well I don't know anyone else who keeps a piece of the true cross sellotaped to their perineum at all times.

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#2335 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 07:14 AM

taped? Probably stapled.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#2336 Cougar

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:50 AM

Ugh, I went out for a load of beers and then a Garlic Chicken Chill Tikka with Sag Paneer and a Garlic Naan last night, I'm rough as fuck, dehydrated and all I can taste or smell is partially digested alcohol and old garlic.

PhD work is suffering accordingly.

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